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28 January 2022 Kylie Jenner vs Miranda Kerr

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on January 28, 2022, 10:51 pm

 

 

Kylie Jenner vs Miranda Kerr
(Lookout! Boxing vs Downunder Boxing)
(19-13, 19 KO vs 23-18, 23 KO)
Results: Lookout!: Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Kylie Jenner might have defeated older sister Kendall earlier this month but most pundits believe she's still an unproven quantity when it comes to the bigger picture. Aussie super model Miranda Kerr doesn't even have to rile Kylie up too much as the media buzz covers that spread already but she dares to pull the tiger's tail and dismisses the Lookout! brunette as "second rate, less relevant sister!".

Let's face it folks, Paris Hilton might have signed the wrong sister here after all! BLONDE! & Tractorpull Magazines don't care about her JMDD championship run whatsoever!

Kylie Jenner wears a white leopard print bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Miranda Kerr wears a green bikini set & golden gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Kylie jumps into a high-octane jabbing blast and tries to shut Miranda straight from the onset, the Aussie model kinda expected that charge but still can do little about Jenner's execution which dissects her high-guard repeatedly during the opening minute. Miranda finally applies the counter-punching brakes to loop a meaningful response over the top but Kylie keeps driving forward and barks in anger when she bounces off Kerr's stubborn guard before both women get trangled up in a hectic clinch along the ropes. Jenner shoves the Aussie tourist onto the ropes and booms a right hook into her mouth but lacks another big punch and has Miranda bumping her in the chest when the ref tries to separate them at the bell.

Round 2:
Miranda shows improved movement and escapes the socialite's jabbing rush while leaving her stranded in mid-distance down the stretch. Kylie still follows the slugging route but the Aussie rival enjoys the counter-punching test and outworks the younger brunette by the numbers before dropping a quick uppercut blast that finally makes Jenner think better off it. Kylie barks in anger but abandons the aggressive chase which allows Kerr to land more menacing shots come the final period of the round. She signs it off by blasting Jenner in the rack which leads into a verbal response from the visibly upset brunette.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Miranda enjoys a mobility advantage which leaves Jenner in a frustrated chase for majority of the round. The Aussie model makes a good impression weaving around the chaotic attacks but doesn't really punish the fellow brunette and almost gets caught by a booming combo half-way through the round. Kylie really wants to enforce the slugging phone booth stance but keeps grazing off the Aussie flesh & guard before soaking up another uppercut rally that glues her to the spot and allows the older brunette to pack another mean series downstairs. Miranda tries to split the high-guard and pummels the subdued Jenner onto the ropes come the final minute but only gets clinched into a stalemate as Kylie hopes to limit the damage.

Round 4:
Kylie storms into a more effective jabbing drive but she doesn't deliver the one-punch difference-maker and has to gradually rely on the shear volume of her punches which suits Miranda's approach as well. Both women keep pounding away at each other but lack the power supply neccessary to drop the their opponent into immediate trouble which might be a little worrying for the Jenner camp. The younger brunette gets more aggressive come the final minute but still eats a scything series up the middle with the Aussie model sticking to her steady plan and looking safe on the scorecards after four.

Round 5:
Another power run from Jenner goes nowhere and leaves her checking on some facial damage when Kerr whacks her over the top and piles on more leather to split the high-guard wide open. Kylie refuses to back off but stumbles to the side with a loud whimper when the older brunette cuts her across the nasal ridge and thumps more piston punches into the exposed ribcage. Ugh! Kylie loses her footing and eats a vicious left hook on the jaw that drops her onto the ropes where Kerr comes flying in with another ruthless double. More jabbing heat overwhelms the ailing socialite who eats one uppercut on the jaw too many and SLUMPS TO HER KNEES deep into the final minute. Miranda shouts "I still got it!" at the stunned Lookout! entourage where Elisha Cuthbert screams her heart out in frustration. Ugh! Clock comes to the rescue and bails Jenner out at the last moment but she looks clearly rattled by the knockdown when the ref tells her to get on with it "whenever she can"!

Round 6:
What can possibly go wrong for Miranda here? How about a sudden jug muggin' pounce that Kylie delivers straight away instead of folding like an overrated bimbo! (Tess Valmore mis-typed in a now-deleted tweet). The Aussie model was ready to roll the socialite over again and got nuked by the former JMD champion's old tricks instead. Heavy uppercuts crush Miranda right where it hurts those inexperienced women the most and she drops on her heels allowing Kylie to crank up the volume and drills that poor solar plexus right through! Oi, Minny! DOWN GOES KERR slumping onto her knees and hugging the aching bust as well. Kylie spins back to her corner and winks at Elisha while the ref issues a slow count that is still too much for the aching Australian super model. How about this comeback? KO6 Kylie Jenner!!!

AFTER: Uh-oh! Kylie might be another talented sister after all and we haven't seen the best of her just yet. Only Yvonne Strahovski doesn't quite enjoy the sight of another Australian legend going down like that and some pundits begin to wonder if Jenner can somehow upstage the resident stable leader Kate Upton in the future? Paris Hilton has made some strange decisions in the past but this one appears to be rolling along in the right direction as Jenner scores her second victory of the month in impressive come-from-behind fashion. Yes, Miranda can still pack a mean punch but she looked more than uncomfortable getting pounded during a JMDD charge and quickly folded when the younger brunette displayed her best assets. When Kylie plays into her strenghts she appears to be a raw Top 10 talent indeed. Watch out for this kid!

Official Result: Kylie Jenner def. Miranda Kerr KO6.

 

 

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