Elisabetta Gregoraci vs Charlize Theron

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TALE OF THE TAPE

Elisabetta Gregoraci

Age 41

Height 5’9’

9-6-0


Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron

Age 46

Height 5’ 9 1/2”

299-127-12


Titles held

8 Unified Lightweight titles

7 Unified Welterweight titles

1 Unified Middleweight title

3 Maxim Lightweight titles

2 Paramount Lightweight titles

1 Reebox Lightweight title

2 Reebox Welterweight titles

2 Paramount Welterweight titles

Original Member of the Hall Of Fame

Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE

Elisabetta is at the podium. “I’m told that my opponent never comes to the podium. She just stands back and listens. After the recent Rowland fight. a blonde reporter asked me what I thought about Theron. Of course I knew who Charlize was and her reputation as the greatest of all time, but I had never seen her fight so I saw every fight for a couple months starting with the Alexander fight in which Charlize was TKOed. Then after the Jovovich and Krupa fights, I thought she was a worn out, beaten up old fighter who shouldn’t be allowed to fight anymore. Then she won the last four and knocked out three of those opponents in less than two full rounds and I changed my mind. I have heard this is a huge fight for her so she is going to be at her best. This could be a good fight, but in the end she is going to be laying counted out at my feet

THE FIGHT

Elisabetta is already in the ring as Charlize comes down the aisle. She stops at the ring side seats where Kate Upton is seated, says a few words and waives at Tess in the press section and climbs into the ring. Elisabetta is completely in black. Bikini, gloves and boots. Her hair is loosely hanging to her shoulders. Charlize as usual in all in red with her hair in a pony tail. This is a classic brunette-blonde fight

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring, touch gloves and back off, circling, looking for an opening. Charlize moves in and lands two quick jabs to Elisabetta face. Elisabetta has been told that to beat Theron you have to take her legs away. You have to demolish her body so she lands two hooks to the blonde’s midsection. They are in close and Theron lands a right and left cross to the brunette’s jaw while Elisabetta pounds two more hooks into Charlize’s midsection. They exchange crosses to the head and then they break off circling each other. Suddenly they are back punchings. Charlize is landing lefts and rights to Elisabetta’s head while the brunette is pounding away at the blonde’s body moving up with two with a right-left cross to Charlize’s bra that stops Charlize’s attack and the blonde backs off. Elisabetta is now the aggressor with a another left- right to the blonde’s bra and a right hook to the chin She has Charlize on the ropes. The brunettes body in turning from one side to the other as her punches are wrecking havoc on the blonde’s body. The bell rings, giving hard breathing Theron relief. The brunette’s body work gives her the round.

Round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her corner going straight at the brunette. She lands one, two, three straight right jabs to Elizabletta’s face. The brunette land a jab of her own, but Charlize is inside Elisabetta’s guard and starts working on her midsection. The blonde is landing punch after punch into her opponents midsection and tummy. She has Elisabetta on the ropes before the brunette manages a left-right to Charlise’s head and then an overhand right that forces Charlize back and Theron breaks it off and moves to the center of the ring. The two exchange right crosses. Both land, but Elisabetta’s lands with more force swiveling the blondes head. Elisabeth’s moves and a right hook buckles Theron’s knees. The brunette’s following cross sails over Charlize’s head. The blonde takes advantage of the miss with a right hook to her opponents chin.. Then a left-right to the head and a cross send the brunette back to the ropes. Elisabetta is on the ropes, but she is punching back. Both are concentrating upstairs as faces are punched and heads rattled Finally, Theron steps back and drives a right into the English woman’s stomach and a right hook to the chin. Elisabetta is hurt ,but the bell rings before Theron can do any further damage.

Round 3. At the bell, Charlize again is out of her corner quickly. She wants to take advantage of the last round. Elisabetta meets her and the two are toe to toe. They start exchanging cross pounding away at each others head. Charlize is getting the better of it. Elizabetta breaks it off Charlize moves swiftly to follow up and right into an overhand right to her face lands, putting a wiggle in her legs. The brunette takes advantage and starts driving Charlize across the ring. Her supporters are on their feet cheering her on. Charlize fights back trying to hold her ground and keep off the ropes. A uppercut followed a left hook stops Elisabetta and the two are back toe to toe punching away at each others head. This time the brunette is getting the better of it and drives her opponent to the ropes. Charlize punches back with jabs to Elisabetta’s face, but Elisabetta is keeping her on the ropes as the bell rings.

Round 4. In her corner Elisabetta is lectured. The plan to beating Theron is well known. Kill her body, take her legs away and knock her out. Elisabetta’ nods. At the bell they meet again in the center of the ring. A Theron overhand right slides by the brunette’s head and she steps in driving a right into Charlize’s solar plexus. Charlize’s hands momentarily drop and a right hook to the chin sends the blonde staggering back to the ropes. Elisabetta lands a pair of hooks into blonde’s tummy, then a pair to the midsections and follows up with a couple brutal hooks to her bra. She sees the blonde’s eyes light up with pain. A right hook to the chin stuns Theron her hands start to drop and Elisabetta is back to Theron’s breast landing crosses with plenty of forearm behind them. She sees tears leaking from the blonde’s eyes. Uppercuts have Charlize’s breasts getting dangerously exposed as she starts to slump in the ropes. Elisabetta hears her corner yell “Now” but before she can land that fight finishing uppercut, the bell rings. Theron’s Nascar corner is yelling at her to hurry. Then don’t have all day. When Theron is sitting on her stool they have forty five seconds, but they are going to due their “miracle” work

Round 5. Theron is slow off her stool. Elisabetta confidently moves quickly to finish the job she started in the fourth. She sets up for a blockbusting right to end the fight when a Theron overhand right crashes into her face. She is stopped and a round house right lands on her right ear. Suddenly, it’ Elisabetta who is staggering. Charlize with over twenty years experience is not going to let her get away. Another body twisting overhand right catches the brunette is the face. A left hook to the tummy sends the brunette to her knees her mouthpiece dribbling to the canvas. The referee starts the count as Elisabetta is pulling herself up the ropes. She is on her feet at nine. He retrieves her mouthpiece, washes it and put’s it back in her mouth. He looks at her eyes and the waives Charlize back in. She want’s payback and starts working of the brunettes bra. The brunettes hands drop to her waist as Charlize powers one punch after another into the black bra. Finally, the blonde buries a right into the brunettes belly and straightens her up with an uppercut. Elisabetta’s gloves are hanging uselessly at her sides, her eyes totally glazed and the referee pushes Charlize back and hugs the brunette against the ropes to protect her from further punishment. The fight is over.Charlize stands in the center of the ring looking at the badly beaten brunette, when suddenly Kate Upton is at her side grabbing her around her waist and raising her slightly off the floor and then puts her down and gives her a big hug and raises her right hand. Charlize does something she rarely has done. She walks around the ring with both hands raised to the cheers of her supporters as Kate claps her hands. Tess Valmore is now in the ring and has the ring announcer’s mic “Ladies and Gentleman, you have just witnessed a momentous occasion. Charlize Theron has just won her 300th fight” The Golden Goddess leaves the ring to the roar of the crowd.

AFTER

Both fighters are meeting the press.

Eliisabetta speaks. “This is Charlize’s night. I think she should talk first”

Charlize “Thanks Elisabetta. It was an honor to fight you. Everybody who saw the fight knows I was lucky to survive the fourth. I was one or two punches away from being knocked out The bell saved me and my amazing corner had me ready for the fifth. It’s been a long road and a very difficult last two years. My friends say I was obsessed with getting 300 wins and I guess they were right. I went back to fighting a schedule I fought twenty years ago. Those days are over. I can’t do that any more. From now on. I plan of fighting on the Official PPV’s, I may fight two fights a month once or twice. No more than that and that’s a promise

Elisabetta: “Concerning that fourth round. I knew I had her. It was going to be the biggest win of my career. It would get me big bouts in the BBU. Even after the bell rang, I knew I had her. She wouldn’t survive the fifth. I forgot how I had been told that Charlizes was legendary for being able to take punishment. It was amazing. I lost the fight but, I lost it to the GOAT”

Blonde Magazine; “Charlize, You will be 47 in August. You won your 300th. No one else will do that. When are you going to retire?”

Charlize: “I don’t really know. I know I am booked for the next ten or twelve months. McCarthy is still fighting at 49, kind of. Kate Beckinsale is going well at 48. We will just have to see. There is one more goal I would like to achieve”

Tess Valmore “Would you like to tell them what that goal is”

Charlize: “Standing behind me is this blonde welterweight bully, who a great baseball pitcher has the misfortune to be married to. She thinks because she is a lot bigger, heavier and younger she can push me around. That’s going to end…I hope. She has a big ego. She called Kate the Great or Kate the Queen”

Kate Upton grabs the Mic “Charlize and I are really good friends, but she has delusions. After what she took in that fourth round, you have to excuse her. She is still somewhat incoherent. Yes, we will fight once, probably twice, but does anyone here really in their wildest imagination think she can beat me.I won’t be too hard on her, after all she is like my mother”

Charlize turns around in her chair and looks up at Kate and smiling “Did your mother ever spank you?”