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2 March 2022 Nicola McLean vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 2 March 2022, 2:29am

Nicola McLean vs Charlize Theron

TALE OF THE TAPE

Nicola McLean

Age: 40

Height 5’10’

11-9-1

Charlize Theron

Age 46

Height 5’9 1/2”

300-127-12

Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE. Nicola is at the podium. Charlize as usual is nowhere to be seen. Nicola “Sometime ago I was talking with Hayley McQueen and she mentioned that Charlize Theron was looking for BBU fighters in her age group to fight. She said she was dropping her name in the hopper. She’s like me. She had a tough time in the last years and she retired to 2020 I also retired in 2020 but I thought I am six years younger than Theron and I have a winning record. I’m a welter and she fights at lightweight so I thought why not. It would be a great cap on my fighting career to knock her out. I also hear she is intent on fighting Upton so she may be looking past me and not be prepared for what I bring.” Charlize suddenly appears in the background but just gives Nicola a waive.

THE FIGHT
Nicola enters the ring wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots, Her hair is hanging loosely around her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini, gloves and boots. As she comes down the aisle she stops to say a few words to Kate Upton who is in her usual ringside seat for Charlize’s fights.

Round 1. The two meet mid-ring, touch gloves and back off. Charlize make the first move with her usual fight opening right jab. Nicola is aware of the move and punches Theron’s head back with her own right jab. Charlize fakes another right jab and lands a left cross to Nicola’s head. The two exchange crosses and back off. They circle looking for an opening when Theron surges forward with a right cross to McLeans head. McLean returns the favor and the two are toe to toe rocking each others head with crosses. After 30 seconds of exchanges Charlize is getting the better of it and McLean backs off and circle’s looking for an opening. Nicola suddenly moves in on the attack only to be stopped by a Theron uppercut to her chin. As McLean staggers back Charlize follows up with a right-left cross to the head. She has Nicola on the ropes but the bell rings before Charlize can follow up

Round 2. They both move out to go on the attack. Nicola is the first to land as she fakes a left and drills a right into Theron’s midsection. Charlize is caught by surprise and before she can return a punch, Nicola lands a couple crosses that punch Theron’s head one way than the other. Charlize while retreating unleashes a right cross the barely sails over Nicola’s head. Nicola takes advantage and drill a right and left to Theron’s midsection. She has Theron on the defensive. As Theron tries to respond, Nicola is in close working on Charlize’s body with uppercuts to her midsection and stomach. Charlize can’t hold her ground and she is forced back into a corner. Charlize doesn’t have punching room and as she puts out both arms to try and push Nicola back, her head is rocked with an uppercut. Theron legs buckle and as Nicola push for a final Knockout blitz, the bell saves the great blonde

Round 3 In McLean’s corner they decide on the “Kill the body strategy” Theron is a little slow out of her corner so McLean meets her close to Theron’s corner. Charlize lands a right jab, but McLean is in close and goes to work on the Golden Goddess’s body. She lands a flurry of punches to Charlize’s midsection. Charlize tries to battle her way to the center of the rings with a right cross and left uppercut to Nicola’s jaw.Nicola comes back with a pair of uppercuts to Charlize’s bra. Theron, in shock, stops in her tracks. Nicola presses on with a pair of overhand punches to Theron’s bra. Theron staggers back, but Nicola stays on her landing punch after punch to Theron’s chest. Nicola see’s hurt in the great blonde’s eyes as tears start to appear. The referee is watching closely as Charlize has stopped punching as her chest is ravaged. Theron Is on the ropes. Her corner is yelling for her to get back to the center of the ring as the bell rings

Round 4 In Theron’s corner her “Nascar corner” has her ready for round four with ice packs to her chest, a whiff of ammonia, cold towel on her head and her shoulders massaged. When the bell rings Charlize surprises Nicola with moving out of her corner swiftly and catching McLean on her side of the ring. The two exchange crosses with Nicola stopping Theron’s charge. It’s clear Charlize want to slug. The two are in the center of the ring. It’s now slugging as both go for the knockout. It’s clear that Nicola’s body and chest attack’s have not put Charlize out of the fight. Charlize quickly gets the better of the slugging driving Nicola back into the ropes as she starts using Nicola’s head as a punching bag. Now the referee is watching Nicola closely. A desperate Nicola manages to land a right and left cross to Charlize’s chest stopping her attack again. A left and right cross drive Charlize back to the center of the ring. Nicola is circling looking for an opening and recovering somewhat from the Theron blitz. As they both move to exchange, the bell stops the round

Round 5. In Theron’s corner Neve Campbell who has replaced Lawrence as the head of the Nascar team tells Charlize she has turned the corner and she should finish the fight so they can go home. Charlize nods in agreement and is quickly out of her corner as the bell rings. Once again she meets McLean close to her corner. Charlize lands a right jab and another and then drills right into McLeans stomach. Nicola takes the punch and lands a right cross to Charlize’s head. Charlize comes back with a left-right to Nicola’s chest. Now it Nicola who is hurt. Charlize is determined not to let her off the hook. A right-left-right to the face have Nicola hurt. A left to the midsection, right to the bra and a left upper cut to the jaw has Nicola sagging in the ropes. A right uppercut to the chin and Nicola is down on her back parallel to the ropes. The count starts. At five Nicola rolls over and tries to get her knees. There is not enough time. She is on one knee as the count reaches ten. The referee raises Charlize’s right arm in victory as Kate Upton is seen cheering and clapping

AFTER. Nicola and Charlize are at the table. Kate Upton is standing in the back of the room

Nicola “Needless to say I am disappointed the way the fight ended. I have heard how Charlize is on the downside and has been for years. She can no longer hold her own against fighter in their twenties or early thirties but I have to tell you she still rules in her age group. I had heard how she is legendary in her ability to take punishment. She showed it tonight. I lost, but I don’t regret taking this fight. Like others, I can say I fought to Goat. I lost but I am not the first. Charlize, don’t retire soon OK

Charlize; Nicola, it was a good fight. You really gave me hell in the second and third rounds. Once again, I was able to continue because of my fantastic “Nascar Corner” I know you are retired, but I think you should come back and do like me. Fight in you age group. I don’t know the BBU very good, but I think you can still do well”

Tess Valmore seeing Upton in back of the rooms takes a mic to her and asks What do you think of Theron’s performance tonight.”

Kate “She had two terrible rounds, but managed to survive. Nicola is a good fighter, but she is not Kate Upton. Once again, the bell was Charlize’s best friend. That said, I think she was mediocre tonight. You know Tess, you may be right. Maybe I should call off our fight. I’ll try to go easy on, her but I can’t guarantee I won’t seriously hurt her. That reputation of being able to take punishment is her downfall.

Charlize: Kate you talk big, so we will see if your fists are as big as your mouth. So I had a “mediocre night” I need some cheering up. How about us going out you foot the bar and food bill. That includes Tess.

Kate: If that includes Tess, I’ll have to call my husband and tell him to take out a loan.