BBU Jugs of Mass Destruction Title
Ch Catalina Otalvaro vs Lucy Pinder
(Glamour Boxing Academy vs This Is Glamour)
(9-1, 9 KO vs 11-15, 11 KO)
JMD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 32H (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Colombian glamour model Catalina Otalvaro is ready for her first JMD title defense and she picked one of the absolute fan favorites in Lucy Pinder who comes in only few days removed from battling Lindsey Pelas on the FCBA PPV. It's not like Lucy was the toughest of choices available and the second fight on short notice might further damage her chances but some BBU pundits believe the GBA stable was more occupied with Jorgie Porter's title challenge and Otalvaro didn't get the best coaching set-up in the recent weeks.

Catalina Otalvaro wears a yellow bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Lucy Pinder wears a brown bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Lucy jumps into a quick jabbing start and lays straight punches on the obvious target from point-blank range however Catalina weathers the early storm and begins to outwork the British model through the vintage uppercut route. She piles on enough leather to drop Pinder off her stance and the challenger has a hard time finding her groove back thereafter. Catalina wastes no time to spike more uppercuts on target and she drives Lucy onto the ropes where she adds to her slugging presence and thumps the H-sized cleavage from each side. Ugh! Lucy's boobs stay hidden (if that skimpy bikini top can actually hide anything) but she slumps into a desperate earmuff cover and Otalvaro simply cleans her out to carry the round wide.

Round 2:
Another quick start from Lucy who realizes she has to make a genuine impression here and she does just that thumping the Colombian woman from each side before blowing a right hand into her solar plexus. Ugh! Catalina was ready for another recovery plan but that last punch threw her off balance and Pinder duly cranks up her efforts to blast the briefly stunned champion onto the ropes. Both models duke it out along the ropes where Lucy clips more of the jug meat and fires a left hook on the mouth to stun Catalina outright. She quickly switches back to thumping the cleavage and leaves the champion fuming in anger when she lands several crisp uppercuts from the inside to level the scores.

Round 3:
Catalina thinks she can simply out-slug the British brunette but Lucy has more left to give and she lands another uppercut series to flush the Colombian out of close range. Huh! The champion is clearly reeling after that initial tangle while Lucy jumps into a hectic pursuit that eventually allows her to pin the fellow brunette in the corner. Catalina is more busy with the Spanish vocabulary but the taunting goes nowhere as Lucy prefers to blast it out and she stuns many fans by slumping the Latina model into loud spasms following a heavy dose of uppercuts in the final minute. She refuses to stop even after the bell and has to be pulled back by the referee while Otalvaro is boiling in anger judging by her reaction! Even Denise van Outen says she didn't see this coming!

Round 4:
Lucy goes for the uppercut kill but eats a quick harpoon on the solar plexus which allows Catalina to unload the heat from there on... the champion just hammers it between the cups and grinds Pinder to a halt in the center of the ring until a couple of these shots bounce off the boobs into the older brunette's chin. Lucy refuses to back off but then catches a nasty double on the rack again and spins to the side where she gets NAILED by a classic hook to the liver area!!! Uh-oh!!! LUCY DROPS TO HER KNEES and coach Melinda Messenger cannot believe it! Catalina twerks over the kneeling foe which delays the count but the damage is simply too much to overcome anyway! Lucy slumps to her side and bursts into spasms while the fight is called off on the spot! KO4 and still the BBU JMD champion Catalina Otalvaro!!!

AFTER: "You lousy bytch! That was pure luck!", Melinda Messenger jumps into the ring and tries to tackle Catalina to the ground but ends up taking a right hand in the tits herself. Down she goes! Meanwhile Lucy tries to crawl back to her corner but gets caught in a surf-board hold by the Colombian nemesis who switches into a rear naked choke which then forces Lucy to tap out in pain. Okay, but ain't Cage Warriors so Catalina gets to apply the customary breast smother and that's before Melinda Messenger can do anything about it. The GBA entourage sends out Samaria Regalado to neutralize the TIG coach and the BBU TV audience is somehow greeted with a 2 on 2 contest. Once Lucy passes out underneath Catalina's breasts it's no longer fair but Melinda is told to get the #### out as the reigning JMD champion "doesn't have time to deal with washed-up dinosaurs!" And why would she at this stage of her career?

Official Result: Ch Catalina Otalvaro def. Lucy Pinder KO4.