Jugs of Mass Destruction
Marnie Simpson vs Jesy Nelson
(Geordie Shore vs Frankie's Foxes)
(11-2, 11 KO vs 1-9, 1 KO)
JMD Value: 35C (Enhanced) vs 34C (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson had to abandon her lineal flyweight title plans after a stoppage loss to Holly Hagan in the eliminator back in February but she's willing to put her enhanced cleavage on the line to mount a JMD title campaign in the foreseeable future. This is her first official JMD tryout so she's picked a manageable opponent to say the very least. Enter Jesy Nelson, the disgruntled former Little Mixer who seeks a career revival in the jug muggin' genre herself. She's 0-2 so far so that road is as bumpy as all others and Marnie thinks she can totally wreck the East Londoner tonight: "Jesy is a fookin' tramp! I'm gonna punch her saggy boobs clean off and move into the Gaslight picture. That lousy tramp Bianca Gascoigne needs a beating too and she will get one soon!"

Marnie Simpson wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a high ponytail. Jesy Nelson wears a red crop top, micro jeans shorts & red gloves. Long brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Jesy fires immediate uppercut blast into the younger brunette's rack and dominates the early exchange as Marnie struggles to live with the quick pace and almost stumbles down on the canvas which only fuels the singer's frantic push for more success. Jesy's punches are chaotic but the sheer volume enables her to stay on the front foot while Marnie keeps backing away until she runs into the ropes and has to accept the slugging invitation. She rocks Nelson's boobs with a couple of shots but gets outworked by the determined opponent otherwise. Some heavy slaps from Jesy who pounces on a rare chance to truly dominate in the ring and she clobbers Simpson into a complete standstill come the two-minute mark. Woof! Bianca Gascoigne must be loving this as Marnie gets blown right up and gets her rack shoved into her slumping chin; Jesy keeps pounding away until the bell and begins to tease the Cardiff audience into even louder support afterwards.

Round 2:
Marnie's clearly upset by that poor opening round and she displays enough mobility to escape another furious rush from the ex-Little Mix singer. Jesy realizes she's got a golden chance to produce an upset and she simply keeps going after the subdued foe in true swarming fashion. She lifts Marnie's boobs again but lacks the overall numbers and doesn't lock her in the intended trap along the ropes. Marnie gets vocal seemingly trying to lure the older brunette into some kind of a counter-punching opportunity however she only leaks more uppercuts on the jugs down the stretch and looks out of depth on her JMD debut. Jesy clobbers her onto the ropes in the end and digs deep into the exposed ribcage when the Geordie stunner washes away behind a tight earmuff and it's 20-18 Nelson after two which is a minor shock already.

Round 3:
Jesy barges Marnie in the boobs but then eats a steady uppercut response as the younger brunette finally finds a proper response in another phone booth tangle. A low harpoon catches the singer on the liver area before Simpson whacks her on the chin with a stray hook. She quickly settles down to beat up on the exposed rack and bumps Nelson onto the ropes where she gashes her on the midsection again. Jesy tries to swing back only to bounce off the forearms and she cuts a vulnerable figure getting blasted in the guts. Ugh! Punching resistance was never her strongest trait so Marnie takes full advantage of this opportunity and keeps pounding away on target to sink the East London girl into loud spasms come the final minute. Jesy hangs on to clinch her rival before Marnie sweeps her leg away at the bell sending her crashing down on the canvas! "You stupid bytch!", Jesy wants to tackle the fellow brunette here but the ref pushes Marnie away and lectures her over the dirty move.

Round 4:
Marnie doesn't need any dirty tricks anymore as she bulldozes the singer's rack early in the fourth. Jesy gets beaten to the uppercut blast and suffers a heavy dose of leather in the center of the ring with Marnie finally unloading the supreme punching skills. She batters Nelson from each side and forces the Londoner to think better off it alas the footwork isn't good enough for the singer to escape Simpson's wrath. Action switches to the ropes where Marnie lays it into Jesy's boobs and fends off a tame response before blasting the older brunette on the chin. Ugh! Jesy slumps into quiet spasms and has to soak up more jug shots unable to handle the Geordie assault. Marnie gets vocal as she punishes the singer's bumpers and drops a low bomb just above the waist for a good measure. Nelson tries to swing back one last time before the bell however she misses the target and eats a brutal hook on the solar plexus that slumps her into painful screams just as the clock expires.

Round 5:
Marnie charges ahead to blow up Jesy's rack and the older brunette is too slow to fend off the slugging heat... she eats more shots on the solar plexus and wobbles to her heels while Simpson catches both her jugs & face in a frantic push for glory. Jesy stumbles to the side rolling the curtains leaving her all exposed for one last power punch on the boobs... AND DOWN SHE GOES crashing on the backside hard! Ugh! She slumps into more spasms and rolls onto her side gasping for air as Marnie's supreme punching skills carry her over the line... EIGHT... NINE... TEN!!! It's all over! KO5 Marnie Simpson!!!

AFTER: Marnie avoids the upset despite a very slow start but she found her jug muggin' ways quickly enough to dispatch the buxom singer. Jesy gave it her best and enjoyed a good spell for six minutes before it all came crashing down in familiar fashion. She remains down on her back as Marnie duly sits on her face and then pulls her head deep into her enhanced cleavage to smother her out: "Take this trashy slag where she belongs and book me a place at the Gaslight because I'm coming for Bianca Gascoigne's overrated ass next! Here we go, pet! There's a new name in JMD business and I'm gonna make you ALL cry!"

Official Result: Marnie Simpson def. Jesy Nelson KO5.