Tale of the Tape:
Zara McDermott:
Age: 26
Height: 5'5
Bra Size: 34C
W/L: 3-2 (3KOs)
Vs
Luisa Zissman:
Age: 35
Height: 5'5
Bra Size: 34D
W/L: 2-2 (2KOs)

(Free Agent Vs Free Agent)

(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
We open tonight's BBU PPV up with a JMD battle of reality stars. Arguably two of the smartest in the BBU (though Rachel Riley will argue strongly she is the smartest of them all!) As former Love Island star and Civil Servant Zara McDermott takes on former Apprentice Star and model Luisa Zissman.

Both taking a risk by taking the other on in their young careers as there are easier fish in the pool they could fight. With a few interesting wrinkles to the build up. Zara has the better record but lost her last fight to Lottie Moss late last year. Luisa on the other hand last won in 2020 against Lauren Pope. She took a risk to try and knock off ring rust by taking on Gemma Merna just days before this bout.

Well BBU TV's host Denise Van Outen wanted to find out. The BBU had arranged a photo shoot to start the year off on a positive note, with several of the women on the PPV keen to get on their best bikinis. Of course the women were kept apart for the most part that were going to fight.

First up to get her photo taken was Zara as she posed in a white bikini (see above).

After Zara was finished she headed over to Denise to chat. Cupping her face when Denise gives her a compliment. The pair share a hug as Zara jokes "just think Luisa will be feeling these press her saggy tits further downwards" giggling as Denise winks at her.

When all the jokes are done. Zara tells Denise "I am so looking forwards to this. Last year ended on a sour note for me. Lottie beat me but I hope she will give me a rematch later this year. Though the JMD division has always been a path I have seen myself traveling to get to the top around the BBU. Catalina (Otalvaro) is looking impressive but I can beat her and her breasts down if she gives me a shot." Smiling looking confident in herself.

"Before you think I have forgotten Luisa. Look she isn't all tits but she isn't a fighter either. She has hidden for over two years because she knew that she couldn't make it. I guess she needed the money to come risk it against me. Hell she can't wait around all day for Helen Flanagan to take notice of her like a jilted lover" Says Zara. She thanks Denise for her time before she heads off to her changing room.

Luisa meanwhile poses for the cameras in a green bikini (see above).

She heads over to Denise shaking the hand of the interviewer. Telling Denise "before you ask I know Saturday didn't go my way but I am in great shape to bounce back from it. I mean look at me." Flexing her arms to show she has been training hard for her comeback.

Asked about her opponent. Luisa answers "well Zara can be delightful to talk to but as a fighter... Well let's say I would have beaten those who kicked her arse. Lottie Moss doesn't exactly scare me. So if she wants me to punch her tits off her chest, then bring it on Zara." Waving at the camera with a grin.

Finally she is asked about her arch nemesis Helen Flanagan. Luisa's face curls up a little in a scowl she tries to hide. Telling Denise "look that bytch is too scared to fight me. I offered to mud wrestle her years ago. She talked crap and didn't sign the deal. I entered the BBU and called her out. She talked crap and wouldn't agree to actually fight me. Hell part of me wants to just go up to her at a party and punch her square in her lips to shut her airhead up. So till she agrees to actually fight me, I am not going to say anything more on her beyond this point." Heading off not looking best pleased how the interview ended.

Fight night in Cardiff's BBU Arena. First through the curtain comes Zara with her coach following, she is wearing a black bikini with matching gloves, hair in a ponytail as she takes off her black sandals by the ring steps. Getting into the ring, Zara blows a few kisses to the crowd before she stretches. Looking relaxed as she chats to her coach.

Here comes Luisa now as she walks down the aisle with her coach behind her. She is wearing a tan bikini with white gloves, hair braided as she climbs through the ropes into the ring. Taking a deep breath to relax herself as this will feel strange to be back in this atmosphere as her supporters whistle and cheer her.

The referee brings the fighters to the center of the ring. Both squaring up nose to nose with hands on their hips as they stare intensely at each other. The referee finishing off their instructions. Both slam their gloves into their opponents set with a crack of leather. Jogging back to their corners. Ready as the bell rings to start 10 rounds of JMD action.

Round 1:
At the bell both jog out to engage around the center. Trading stiff jabs as they plant their feet when they punch. Up on their toes when they are seeking openings. It's not long till both let their hands go on the inside. Squaring up as they try to grab control of this fight early. Breasts juggling around their chests when they both land hooks.

Needing to step apart to reset after feeling those punches alright. As they edge closer again, Luisa feints with a jab and lands a right cross onto the jugs of her foe to rock them around her chest. As Zara takes a step back, Luisa steps after her with a double jab/straight combo to further push back the younger fighter.

Pressing Zara behind her guard around the ring. While Luisa isn't landing a lot cleanly. She is outworking Zara and landing the flashier punches. Digging into the body of Zara at times to try to open her up. At the end of the round it is a solid start to the fight for the supposedly ring rust Zissman. Who smiles as she nods to her coach from their praise.

Round 2:
Back out they come with Zara looking to be more proactive. Luisa happy to engage her as they both dig away to torsos. Heads touching as they bark and groan into each others faces. Luisa looking to land uppercuts but is pushed back by a left forearm before she eats a right hook to her boobs while her uppercut grazes the tits of McDermott.

A jab lands square into the chin of Luisa. An uppercut following as Zara is starting to pick up a head of steam. Luisa now moving around the outside part of the ring. Trying to match the intensity of her opponent. Zara is landing the cleaner punches square into the torso of the older woman to keep her back.

Less then a minute to go. Luisa swings off her back foot with hooks to try to work her way back forwards. Zara slams in a straight into the chest of Luisa, following up with a left hook that jiggles the former Apprentice stars jugs around. Luisa getting pinned onto the ropes in the final moments of the round. Understandably not looking happy when the bell rings to end proceedings for now. Zara looking focused as she knows she is in a proper fight after the first round.

Round 3:
Both come out quickly to engage. Nearly bumping boobs as they step in together to fight it out in close. Zara hissing when she gets an uppercut landing through her boobs. Zara making Luisa snarl out with a left hook. A hard fought opening minute as they try to gain momentum. Grappling late on with the referee needed to break them up.

As they resume after resetting. Luisa catches out Zara with a right cross into her chest. Pushing back Zara into a neutral corner. Luisa banging away with hooks to the ribs of the shelled up McDermott. Who grabs onto Zissman. Both grinding their boobs together as Luisa presses Zara back against the turnbuckles. The referee breaks them apart after Zara clinched up with her foe.

Heading into the final moments of the round. Zara boxes off the back foot as Luisa is coming after her. Things getting scruffy when Luisa swings in a right hook that doesn't land. Instead both lock up in a clinch. Wrestling to the ropes as the referee rushes in to get between them. Eyes full of fury as they are getting upset by their opponent. The round comes to an end with both corners looking to cool off their fighters.

Round 4:
Pushing off their stools to fight on. Sweat coats their bodies as they trade on the inside. Zara using her shoulder to bump back Luisa to her back foot. A right lands into the stomach of Luisa to make her grunt out. That looked to wind Zissman. As she is knocked backwards to the ropes.

Luisa trying to grab onto Zara. Instead she is shoved to her chest back firmly onto the ropes. A right/left hook combo smacks around Luisa's boobs. AS LUISA CRIES OUT. SHE IS OPEN TO A RIGHT THAT LANDS CLOSELY TO THE WAISTBAND OF HER BOTTOMS. DOWN GOES LUISA TO ALL FOURS!

Jogging over to the neutral corner. Zara bounces on her toes staring hard at Luisa. 1...2...3.. Luisa spits out her gumshield. 4...5...6.. Luisa can be heard saying "cheating.. bytch" through pained lips. 7...8.. her protests fall on deaf ears. 9...10 Luisa is counted out!

Winner Zara McDermott KO Round 4

After:
Zara takes off her gloves under her arms as she stares angrily at Luisa. Clearly hearing the comments from the beaten fighter. Walking over to Luisa to push her to her back with her right foot into her side. Snarling "you want to call me a cheat.. You f**king lost bytch.. take it with dignity." Mounting Zissman with her hands gripping the downed fighters boobs to make her cry out when she squeezes them.

"I am better then you!" Roars Zara in the pained face of Luisa. Who kicks the canvas as Zara digs her nails in to her opponents breasts. Ripping her top off when she has had her fill of squeezing. Luisa has tears running down her cheeks. With Luisa tilting her head back.

Tossing aside the bra of Zissman. Grabbing her hair as she bears down with her tits. Rubbing her breasts into the face of Luisa. Zara then locks her opponents face into her tits. Luisa kicking the canvas till it dies down, passing out soon enough as Zara lets her head go.

Luisa is checked over by her coach. Woken up moments later as she covers her face. Her coach trying to console her as somewhere Helen Flanagan will be laughing her head off at this sight. Luisa gets a towel handed to her to cover her boobs as an ice pack is placed onto her stomach. While she continues to lay on her back. Upset at what she feels is an injustice.

Finally once a fluffy white dressing gown is brought to the ring. Given to Luisa as her coach does their best to protect her from the cameras as the crowds whistle her. Luisa wiping tears away as she leaves the ring. Covering her face from the camera. Luisa wanting to be left alone for now. Will she be back in the ring after two defeats back to back so close together?

In the ring Zara gets her left hand raised. Beaming as she has cooled off after losing it with Luisa there. Playfully cupping her tits with a wink to the cameras. Asking "the diamond title will look wonderful on these right?" Probably getting nods from her fans watching at home.

Out the ring steps Zara with her coach. Walking up the aisle blowing kisses to the fans. Looking good tonight to remind fans that she is seen as a potential champion. Though she will need to build up some momentum. Wins like this move her closer to fulfilling her potential.