Jugs of Mass Destruction
Helen Flanagan vs Katie Price
(Kear's Kats vs Fight Club UK)
(19-17, 18 KO vs 7-11, 6 KO)
JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32D (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's a high-profile match-up on the Gaslight undercard where Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan makes a welcomed return to JMD competition amid rumours she will finally throw it down versus Luisa Zissman in the foreseeable future. Meanwhile Katie Price provides more smoke than actual fire as usual and claims she deserves more credit for being the supreme name on the card. It's just down to host Bianca Gascoigne's alleged jealousy that the Brighton native isn't getting more respect but even BBU TV's Denise van Outen points out that six straight defeats probably have something to do with it as well...

Helen Flanagen wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Katie Price wears a purple bikini set with black trim & white gloves. Long dyed black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Katie believes her opponent will struggle to make a quick impact but she gets pounded straight up the middle in the early stages as Helen shows no signs of rustiness and she clobbers the brunette's rack from the south before lacing a left hook on the jaw to slump the glamour model on her heels. Ugh! Katie has to get going here but she bounces off the blonde's forearms and eats more menacing leather as Helen glues her mitts on the enhanced target and backs the otherwise stunned cougar onto the ropes. A low shot on the groin makes Price gurgle in anger but she only meets more powerful strikes that dissect her guard and force her into a slugging response that clips the blonde's rack in less than impressive fashion. Meanwhile Flanagan keeps plugging away in fury and leaves the Brighton woman mouthing off at the bell before a late hook on the solar plexus spins Katie onto the side with even louder whimper.

Round 2:
Helen scrubs off the initial uppercut connection and blasts the glamour model up the middle again before booming a right cross on the jaw. Katie barks in anger but she simply cannot match the blonde's intensity and gets outworked in the hole while trying to keep pace. Helen drills her solar plexus repeatedly and slumps her back against the turnbuckle before a booming left hook catches both the rack and the slumped chin to send Price into all kinds of bother. She bellows out against the post and fails to buckle up when Flanagan ROASTS her with an uppercut double. Uh-oh!!! Katie's rack goes up and the owner goes DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE amid a loud cheer from the Gaslight patrons. "Stay down, ye filthy cow!!!", Helen screams at the fallen brunette but Katie refuses to give up her challenge. She rises upright at seven and vows to slam some leather into the blonde's cleavage but Helen spins away from the initial charge and drops the hammer from each side to squeeze the model's breasts and almost spill them out into the open. Going topless has never bothered Katie too much but she only eats more hammer blows from point-blank range and goes numb when Flanagan pierces her solar plexus with one vicious shot too many. Ugh! The Brighton woman SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES just past the two-minute mark and crumbles into a heap moments later and this times she's left face-down on the canvas until the merciless count reaches ten! KO2 Helen Flanagan!!!

AFTER: This was a furious boxing comeback from the Corrie actress who gets her gloves removed and drags Katie by the hair to the center of the ring. She slaps her face into additional lumps and rips the purple bikini top off before clawing that enhanced jug meat while Price screams out in pain but her head gets trapped between the blonde's thighs so she succumbs to the punishment and gets laid out underneath Helen's bumpers few moments later. The Manx babe rubs her set against Katie's face and smothers her out while pulling the left leg so far back it almost pulls the hamstring just to add to the pain factor. However most BBU fighters despise Price's unwarranted attention and will always go hard on her given the chance!

The Gaslight audience wants to know if Helen finally agrees to follow up on the Luisa Zissman feud and fights her anytime soon; the Kats entourage is more than ready to go ahead with this fight: "That filthy slapper has it coming. Again! And this time there will be no late withdrawals. We're going all-in to whoop her sleazy ass!!!"

Official Result: Helen Flanagan def. Katie Price KO2.