Jugs of Mass Destruction @ Gaslight Club
Bianca Gascoigne vs Jesy Nelson
(3-11, 3 KO vs 1-10, 1 KO)
JMD Value 34E (Enhanced) vs 34C (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former Little Mix singer Jesy Nelson vows to make an impression in jug muggin' rules in order to salvage her BBU career but she's lost three straight in the genre and might have been making a wise choice here if only Bianca Gascoigne didn't actually enjoy a good spell as of late. The Gaslight Club manager knocked out both Jordan Carver and Charlotte Crosby in her last two bouts and even attracted attention from Marnie Simpson before salary dispute came into effect and postponed that fight until further notice. However in comes Jesy ready to steal the show again and one has to admire her courage... or her ego as the social media wisdom suggests. She keeps coming back for more and refuses to accept she's anything more but a glorified punchbag.

Bianca Gascoigne wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye tied in a custom ponytail. Jesy Nelson wears a crimson red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both women pour on the leather in vintage phone booth contact to immediately raise the noise inside the Gaslight. Bianca might be the host but there are some Jesy fans out there as well and they have plenty to celebrate when the singer secures a dominant uppercut blast and wobbles the blonde onto her heels before a booming left cross drops Gascoigne into early spasms. The veteran blonde tries to switch into a slugging exchange but Nelson must have taken some extra JMD lessons in the meantime as she rips the glamour model up the chimney and backs her onto the ropes where she adds more leather on target. Bianca's defense is almost non-existent but she clinches the singer before a standing headlock still gives Jesy the edge and the singer duly pummels the exposed ribcage to underline her dominance.

Round 2:
Bianca moves into a hectic jabbing drill and she clips the brunette's rack from each side before looping a wild cross on the nose to trigger an angry reaction from the younger woman. Jesy might be extremely hittable in her own right but she works more uppercut success to glue the Gaslight host to the spot and flirts with enough jabs to make her fanbase in the stands loud again. Both women settle for the old fashioned back & forth dispute however Gascoigne bails out of the trade first and whacks the singer on both temples before resuming the jug muggin' pounce. Ugh! Jesy barks in anger but she has to deal with more uppercuts piling into her rack and she drops into coverage along the ropes while Bianca evens the scorecards allthough she doesn't really punish the former Little Mixer.

Round 3:
Bianca seeks more uppercut success but eats a wicked shot on the solar plexus and Jesy flat out thumps her in the groin moments later before injecting a flurry of hooks into the blonde's cleavage. Bianca stumbles to the side and she has no time to even complain about that foul punch as she gets pounded back to the ropes where she has to apply the slugging exchange to keep the Nelson charge under control... uh-oh!!! Forget about it as Jesy drills her in the solar plexus again and bounces off the tits to crush into the jaw with a brutal double contact. Bianca wobbles forward to meet another uppercut stinger and slumps against the turnbuckle as Jesy tries to hammer her down for the count. Some hard licks for the Gaslight host who bellows out behind a tight earmuff alas Nelson just can't knock her down and yells in anger when the referee pulls her away at the bell. Bianca stumbles back to the corner and she looks anything but...

Round 4:
...in shape to fend off another slugging pounce as Jesy piles on the heat from point-blank range to brutalize the enhanced rack amid a loud noise from the Gaslight patrons. Bianca tries to find some response and she grazes the singer's cleavage but there is no weight behind those efforts while Jesy enjoys a dominant run punching the blonde's rack from each side before one harpoon on the solar plexus breaks Gascoigne's resilience for good. THE HOST GOES DOWN ON HER KNEES and hugs her aching boobs while Jesy taunts the audience into their loudest reaction once it becomes clear Bianca simply can't find the oxygen supply anymore. She remains on all fours when the count expires and Jesy kicks her in the ribs to flush her down on the canvas. KO4 Jesy Nelson!!!

AFTER: No love lost here between two London girls and Jesy applies a rear naked choke while punching the aching Bianca in the tits before laying her down in a schoolgirl pin. Bianca tries to remind the singer she still owns this place but that's a futile pitch for glory as Jesy has suffered too many defeats over the years to let her moment of triumph go to waste like that. She demands a free Gaslight contract for the entire 2023 season and gets her wish before Bianca still gets smothered out but at least it was a quick procedure from the ex-Little Mix singer: "I've been doing my training over in East London just so everyone knows! Enough of all this slander and stuff. I am here to stay and punch everyone tits off! I warn everyone from Rhian Sugden to Imogen Thomas that I will earn my respect one way or another. This is step one! If anyone wants to try me in jug beating be my frickin' guest. I'm gonna camp right here for the next few months!" (winks).

Official Result: Jesy Nelson def. Bianca Gascoigne KO4.