Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Ivana Knoll vs Chloe Khan
(3-1, 3 KO vs 5-4, 5 KO)
JMDD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 38I (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Croatian model Ivana Knoll took the BBU by storm during the World Cup and she plans to move into even bigger things this season which includes a heavy dose of JMDD action. Her first opponent of choice is the notorious Chloe Khan who has plenty of experience to handle the Croatian's hot agenda right now. Both women tried to act with respect during the press conference, probably due to the fact Ivana was absolutely flocked by journalists and other - mostly male - companions and Chloe just couldn't believe how much attention the buxom tourist brings to the BBU right now.

Fight night and it's a complete sell out in the Cardiff Arena. Ivana Knoll wears a red & white checkerboard bikini set with blue trim & blue gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Chloe Khan wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Chloe doesn't mess about and fires immediate clubbing series into the fellow brunette's rack before blasting her across the chin. Ugh! This punch triggers a hectic response from the Croatian model who glues her mitts into Khan's bumpers and the back & forth action raises a loud reaction from the audience in no time. Heavy slugs punish both cleavage sets but Chloe carries that little bit extra to beat Ivana back to the post as she drives in the superior attack. Ivana refuses to check out even when backed against the turnbuckle but Chloe keeps her wrapped up when she connects with more vicious uppercuts on target. Ivana's rack takes a significant pounding in the final minute and the younger blonde slumps into a yelping tailspin right at the end with Khan gunning for more success until the referee drags her away.

Round 2:
Ivana finds her response and whacks Chloe's mounds from each side before working more body shots in close range. A clash of heads frustrates the English woman but she still bounces off Knoll's rack thereafter before her charge stalls when the Croatian model digs a stray elbow into her boobs. Ugh! Denise van Outen claims that was intentional but anything goes in JMDD after alll... and Chloe gets battered back to the ropes in short order since she's unable to recover her breath while Ivana simply pours the Adriatic heat on! She blows up the Brit's cleavage with some inspired thumping and clips the older brunette's chin as well before zapping a left hook on the liver area that folds Khan into spasms seconds before the bell. Uh-oh!!! Chloe almost goes down in the corner but just hangs around to hear the bell and now it's Knoll getting pulled away by the referee as the crowd wants more ruthless action!

Round 3:
Chloe zips one series into Ivana's rack but gets clobbered by a superior combo and wobbles forward to meet another messy uppercut attack. Ivana doesn't cash in with all those efforts but she bundles Khan back to the ropes where a jug-to-jug contact remains the name of the game. Both women press on shooting piston-like bombs and hope to break each other down. Chloe gets vocal and seeths right into Ivana's face before blasting her in the groin instead of the navel. She gets away with this cheap shot but Ivana is fuming and almost traps her in a standing headlock before more slugs on the rack are exchanged. Neither woman breaks down in the process but the referee has to separate the two brunettes who are unwilling to settle for an interval here...

Round 4:
Chloe lands the high-heater and keeps Ivana honest in close range at first but she's unable to shake the Croatian pageant off down the stretch and gets swamped by the superior delivery that finally hurts the West Yorkshire native shortly past the one-minute mark. Ivana's relentless pounding almost causes a wardrobe malfuntion and Chloe takes her eye off the ball for a split second to check down on the equipment just as Knoll slams a left hook on the liver area again. Ugh! Just skimmed off the ribs at a bad angle but Khan still loses her balance and gets shoved onto the ropes where the Croatian tourist goes into overdrive to dump vicious leather on the suddenly subdued opponent. Chloe just can't punch herself out of this hole due to the inferior reach that allows Knoll to beat her up in the final section right until the bell saves the English girl from more pain. Ugh! Chloe stares down at the canvas before another cleavage inspection dominates the interval.

Round 5:
Ivana's uppercut charge sends Chloe fish-tailing on the spot and more punches destroy the West Yorkshire rack to the point it's owner cries out in pain and tries to settle for the clinching stalemate but Ivana digs another elbow up the middle and splatters the enhanced twins before driving a right hook on the solar plexus that stuffs Khan on her heels. The ailing Brit tries to fire back but shoots high & wide while Ivana simply MAULS the double-H target and freezes Chloe in the hole... another uppercut drive proves too much SENDING THE OLDER BRUNETTE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! And Chloe stays down in spread eagle position unable to catch her breath anymore even when the merciless count passes her by moments later. KO5 Ivana Knoll!!!

AFTER: The Croatian sensation is more busy interacting with the fans during the next couple of minutes but Chloe's tank is so empty she can barely crawl back to her corner when Ivana still comes down on her and drives her face-first on the canvas again. She then rolls her on her back and starts punching on the breasts again to make Chloe cry out even louder. Ivana is still new to the JMDD procedure so she's not doing this automatically but then catches on the 'Smother her!!!' chants from the audience and buries the lifeless Yorkshire woman underneath a full frontal to  put the icing on the cake. Actually the icing is the opponent's bikini top as battle trophy but she takes care of that while more journalists line-up for the interviews...

Denise van Outen asks Ivana what are her plans going forward: "I'm ready to showcase the PPV every month! And I want Christine McGuinness next! I'm ready to punch her into total submission so that cheap s### has been warned! Come on! Let's do this like next month already!" (winks).

Official Result: Ivana Knoll def. Chloe Khan KO5.