Samaria Regalado vs Dorota Rabczewska
(Glamour Boxing Academy vs Lioness Club)
(3-6, 3 KO vs 23-13, 23 KO)
Story by CBR

There was a fight in the last FCBA PPV that didn't stir much attention, it was a filler bout between two cougars who don't have much to prove anymore, but if nothing else, it was good fun and it dragged two BBU fighters into a war of words over their favorite fighters. Jessica Alba and Joanna Krupa have long forgotten that there are threads in social media discussing their fight while Samaria Regalado and Dorota Rabczewska were deep into calling each other out to prove who's better.

In short, Samaria claims that Joanna had a lucky night and that Jessica is a far better boxer and deserves a victory and more recognition from society. Doda says Joanna beat 'the washed-out american' without breaking a sweat and that the same thing can happen to her friend, as overweight models don't fare well against polish girls. Samaria responded that she just figured out that Doda is some kind of celebrity and that qualifies her for a beating, anytime, anywhere. And, after a couple of vile verbal exchanges, a fight is arranged.

A well known BBU expert states that "It is interesting that those BBU fighters look up to their FCBA stars and friends, and hold their back in their arguments, to the point of fighting for them. While we know it's all a good way to promote a match, I wonder why we haven't heard a single word from the girls that caused this mess, it seems that the stars are silent and have no interest in Samaria's and Doda's fight."

It's fight night and the audience is chanting the girl's names. It doesn't seem that the general public, even fans of the sport, care about the events that lead to this match, they know they will see two gorgeous ladies boxing tonight, and it doesn't seem to concern them who wins as long as it's a good fight. They chant in a friendly manner, looking for a good show tonight. Samaria is announced and she walks in first, all hidden under a silky silver robe, she's quick to step into the ring and stay in her corner without removing her robe as the speaker finishes the intro. Next, Doda walks in, hidden under her silver robe, she slides through the ropes and stands in her corner, not taking off her robe, both girls waiting. Then, the announcer says "And now, the ladies that inspired tonight's bout, our beloved stars, Jessica Alba and Joanna Krupa!" and to the cue, Jessica and Joanna appear at the entrances and walk down towards the ring. Jessica's got a white blouse and black leather pants with high heeled ankle-boots and she looks like she could launch herself at Joanna anytime, who looks amazing in an orange jumpsuit and high heels, but eager to fight. Yet, they smile as they climb into the ring to join their fighters, if not to steal their show. Almost in sync, they disrobe the boxers, revealing blonde Doda in a red pvc one piece swimsuit, matching boxing gloves, with glossy tan pantyhose covering her legs and a pair of red boxing boots on her feet, with her adversary Samaria wearing exact outfit, but in blue, with matching blue gloves and shoes. The beauties wear the same color as their firends did on the night they fought and their attires look very similar to what was won on that occasion as if Alba and Krupa got younger versions of themselves to represent them tonight. But, Jessica and Joanna seem to completely ignore each other, they are focused on their friends and setting them up for the fight. But as the ref calls the fighter to the center, it's Jessica and Joanna that are first to walk forward, both taking a moment before realizing that it's Samaria's and Doda's night and that they should leave the ring and let them fight.

And in no time, the fighters are back in their corners to grab their mouthguards and some last words of advice, before they come out fighting as the bell marks the start of a ten rounds of bantam celebrity boxing.

Round 1

Blonde in red strikes first, well aimed right smacks Samaria in the eye, but her response is adequate as her blue glove sinks deep in Doda's belly. It's a violent fast start of the match with both ladies landing a lot of punches and not caring too much about defending their faces and bodies. Samaira shows some fancy footwork as she dances away from a left-right hook combo from Doda, but she's not as agile as she wishes she is, Rabczewska catches up with her easily with a jab to the chin, but that only triggers Regalado to fire back with a hook to the face. She misses and eats a combo to the body that ends with a short uppercut to her left boob. She's doing her best to keep Doda at jab's range and come in when she's sure she can score a couple of good blows, but it seems that her opponent doesn't care about her approach and just hits her whenever she can as hard as she can. The crowd gives support to both ladies, but it's evident that they like it when Doda charges in through Samaria's defenses, landing a set of heavy blows to the American girl. But at the moments, even louder than the crowd, the ladies in fighter's corner shout at their fighters and swing blows as if they are fighting themselves, both Jessica's and Joanna scream and shout. "Get into her! Close! Bust her up!" Joana screams at Doda and the blonde does it well, tilting her opponent's head as her red gloves fire away. "Let her come! Move! Counter!" Jessica shouts and Samaria steps to the side and digs a right into Doda's solar plexus making her face grimace as the wind is blown out of her lungs, but both Jessica and Samaria forget that a right is incoming and it lands square on Samaria's nose, turning her fancy footwork into a goofy walk as she backs off stunned. Doda lets a left hook that slams into her opponent's face, then a right that leaves her stumbling cross eyed for a moment, but a bell stops her cocked left fist. The polish beauty takes the first round wide and comes to her team and Joanna with a smile on her face, the american beauty walks back to her team and Jessica with a scuffed up face and a bleeding nose.

The fighters enjoy the break, the guest stars help clean them up and assist their teams and keep coaching the fighters on what they should do next, but soon it's time for the next round.

Round 2

The second round starts slower, the fighters seem to check each other out and a couple of exchanges take place before they circle each other at the distance. After the initial fury, they learned they can hurt each other and now they need to figure out how to do it without getting hurt themselves. Their friends shout at them from their corners, neither Joanna nor Jessica wants them to stand still, they want them to tear at each other. It's another cautious exchange in which Samaria lands a good right to Doda's face, but as they dance back to mid range, a stiff jab opens up Samaria's nose and it's, again, bleeding.

A BBU expert says that "This is starting to be very interesting! At first I thought that these girls were forgotten by their star friends that caused their quarrel, but now, this is amazing - we have both Jessica and Joanna ringside, but instead of fighting with gloves on, they have their plastic and nylon clad beauties to fight for them. And they do what they're told. From the start, Samaria's fighting in Jessica's style and it doesn't suit her, she's getting banged up from all sides from Doda who seem to find it more natural to adapt to Joanna's style."

And it's true, Samaria is not a super agile fighter that dodges and evades and fights smart with precision and finesse like Alba is, or was. She's a big puncher, her curvy body can deliver some real punching power and Doda discovers that as she walks into an unexpected right hook that twists her face and sends her reeling back. But Samaria stays at mid-range and she can't move those curves on time and takes a barrage of red leather into her flanks and boobs. She's fit and takes it well, even when another left smacks her on the face, but as she backpedals, she traps herself into a corner and Doda ducks under her countering right to work on her body from close distance. And what a beating she delivers, Samaria's body twitches in pain as red gloves pick her ribs, her belly and boobs. She tries to counter, but without much problems, an uppercut flies through her guard and lifts her chin up, her legs turn to jelly as she grabs Doda in a clinch. It's hard for Rabczewska to push her off or to wrestle away, she knows she got Regalado hurt, but the curvy model hangs on to her tightly, her head resting on Doda's shoulder, until the ref manages to separate them. But then the bell signals the end of the round and both fighters walk to their corners for a break.

Joanna welcomes her fighter with a hug, Dorota has another round taken wide, while Jessica is not at all happy with Samaria. She gives her a lot of harsh words as she cleans her up. Both teams work on their fighters, with the blue team having a tougher job as Samaria looks less like a model and more like a boxer getting beaten up, while Doda beams with a doll-like smile as she leaves her corner for another round.

Round 3

Samaria can't box like Alba and she can't move like her, and the blonde devil in red knows this well. Doda is now playing with her mid range and she scores a good combo to her head. Coming in closer she nails a right into her nose, eats a left to the face, but gets her own left between Samaria's boobs and here comes Doda's overhand right smacking into the model's temple with a crack. Samaria falls down to her knees then spills forward into a heap of hair, leather and nylon before Doda's feet. The crowd is silent as she walks away from her handiwork so the ref can start the count. But a screaming voice breaks the silence, it's Jessica, mad at her downed boxer, "Get up! This is pathetic! I can't win if you fight like this!".
At five, Samaria is on all fours, then she spends a second on one knee and springs back up at 8. The ref checks her up and even though she got a swelling over her left eye, she seems ok to continue the fight.

The BBU expert chimes in: "Doda's now tearing into the wounded girl. Her coach Alba didn't do well for her, in fact, I wonder if this fight would even look anything like this if the ladies were left alone to fight their own way. For sure, Regalado wouldn't be taking so many hits trying to fight in a style that just doesn't suite her. And now Joanna wants this over and her polish boxer is giving it all she got, but Samaria's no pushover. Doda's punches land on her gloves and elbows and what comes back as Samaria counters looks good for the american.
If we look at the stats, Doda could be a favorite tonight, as she just has more experience and is a former champ, but lately she isn't doing so well. Samaria's younger and it's open for discussion if she's got what it takes to be a champ, but she's fit and can take a lot, and she has a serious punching power. It's good to see she spent some time training with Alba to improve how she moves, but she still has a lot to learn. I think both Jessica and Joanna are not doing any good to their fighters, but we'll see how it plays out at the end!"

Doda delivers a right to the body as static Samaria takes it on the ribs, but then a swift, out-of-nowhere right smacks Doda on her left boob followed by a right to the cheek and she backs off. Samaria doesn't chase as she needs every second to recover from that nasty knockdown and as Doda advances, she covers up and slowly backs off until her back hit the ropes, but the bell ends the round before Doda could capitalize on a early knockdown. Yet it's another round taken wide for Rabczewska.

It's drama time in both corners. Doda's now sporting a bruise under her left eye and her lip looks a bit swollen and Joanna is not happy that Samaria walked back to her corner instead of being counted out - and she makes it clear to her fighter. In Samaria's corner, as the cutman works on her battered face, she holds ice packs to her hurt body listening to Jessica ranting. Ladies do need every second of the break, but they both seem to be relieved when the time comes to get off their stools and fight, as they won't have to listen to the 'former stars of the sport' telling them what to do.

The BBU expert says: "What worries me is that there's no sympathy from Joanna or Jessica, they behave as if they got a lady boxer to fight for them in some kind of game, an action figure, not a person they are friends with, or so they say. They don't care if they break their toys, if they can't come out on top victorious."

Round 4

Again, the blonde devil in red strikes first. It's a jab at Samaria's nose, a checkmark that Doda checks with a smile at the beginning of the round, she undoes the effort from her corner and lets the blood flow freely down Samaria's blood and sweat drenched blue attire. But the American model doesn't care, she swings her right and hits the polish singer over the cheek. Unexpected, she pushes her guard away as she approaches and delivers another right into her face. She takes a counter to her boob and winces as she delivers another smashing right into Doda's face and goes forward. Her opponent is confused and surprised and a left to her solar plexus doesn't help her regroup. Samaria eats a desperate jab before Doda's back hit the ropes and then, Regalado unleases another right into her face that has her reeling to the side. Left to the boobs and another right to the face and there's blood on Samaria's blue gloves and it's not from her nose. Doda's got a cut on her lips and she's covering up in pain, trying to get herself out of trouble.

BBU expert says: "Finally, young Samaria is not listening to her cougar coach, but doing what she should have done from the first round. This is not how Alba fights, this is how Samaria fights and she's doing great from the bell of the fourth round. We see Doda is out of the corner and keeping herself in the center of the ring while Regalado now lurks on her pray. This is where stamina and fitness come into play, and if we look at the stats again, Doda's close to Jessica's age compared to younger american. In the first rounds, it didn't matter, but now as the time in the ring piles up with the shots taken, it may well be a very important factor."

Doda doesn't seem to have an answer for Samaria's attacks and she's taking a lot of hits. She would fire a jab to keep her blue clad foe away, but Samaria would either duck under carrying an uppercut to the body, side-step with a cross to the face or simply take her punch and whack her with a right. Hits to her face leave a mark and Doda's now swollen and bruised, but its the body blows that hurt and slow her down for real. Samaria looks as if she's gaining her energy back every time she swings a bomb into her opponent. Her broad shoulder swing and it's a punch that she applies all herself into, it's delivered from her toes through her curvy legs into her shoulders and out to her fist, straight into Dorota's belly. Her guard instantly drops as her arms fall to her sides, she doubles over, her mouthguard plops out of her mouth to the canvas before she falls to her knees, then rolls to her side holding her hurt body. Samaria lets the ref start the count and both the audience and her coach for the night silently look at what her body blow did to her opponent.

This time, the only voice that interferes with the count is Joanna's screaming at the fallen lady to get up and fight in all kinds of foul and polish languages. Doda is in trouble and she knows it, she takes her time on one knee, with her eyes closed, concentrating, then rises up before nine and immediately goes over to the ref and stars explaining how she's ok to continue. The ref lets the fight go on knowing exactly what's going to happen. As soon as the fight is on, Doda grabs Samaria into a clinch, but the ref doesn't even bother separating them as the bell ends the round in which Samaria dominated.

As the teams work on their fighters, a BBU expert comments :"What a fight, amazing development of events tonight and a great show from Samaria, she's finally doing her thing and it's Doda now who seems less of a fighter. The tables didnt turn, it was a rollercoaster! Interestingly, in Samaria's corner Jessica seems happy, completely oblivious to the fact that her fighter is not doing what she told her to, but I guess it's results that matter. Joanna on the other hand is doing no good to Doda telling her how she led her to victory, but now Doda screwed up and has to clean her act and fight as they planned! It's clear her world is shattered by that body blow and she's really hurt, needing every moment of the break and some magic from her team to her get back in this fight if possible."

Round 5

Samaria starts the round with a combo to her opponent's face. Her blue gloves find their target without problems. Doda seems very static and lethargic to respond to american's actions and takes another blow to the face as her defensive jab sails away into empty space.

Joanna shouts at her, she has to stick and move to win this, as if Krupa is not aware of the state of her fighter. As the round progresses, the blonde devil in red is reduced to a punching bag and Samaria is systematically working on getting her payback for the first rounds of the match it seems. And she does just that, she lets Doda fire a jab, or lets her swing a hook. It doesn't really matter if she hits the target or not, its usually easy to evade or block her punches. Then she sends a sharp strike aimed at the right place, a side of her boob, or a side of her face, or her nose. Samaria stays away from her solar plexus and her chin as she doesn't want the polish singer to collapse and be counted out before she decides on it.

And soon, Doda's left eye is almost swollen shut and Samaria turns her attention to the right side of her face. It's a right sting to the left boob and a right straight into the eye, then hopping back to see if Doda's still up for more. A jab countering a right hook shows she is so Samaria proceeds with the punishment, but it's not only the beating Doda has to endure, there's Joanna screaming at her from the corner to fight back.

Jessica is also screaming at her fighter to end this and Samaria, sensing that the round is coming to an end, decides to obey and slams a left to the belly followed by a right uppercut into Doda's chin that almost lifts her feet off the ground before she crashes down on her back to the mat. The curvy american model slowly steps over the fallen body of a polish singer before she struts to the neutral corner and ref's count is pointless as Doda's body makes no move other than occasional random twitch of her foot, so the ref calls it off. Winner by a knockout in Round 5, Samaria Regalado.

Samaria and Jessica share a big hug as they celebrate their victory over their polish adversaries tonight. A big kiss on the cheek smears blood over Jessica's face and as Samaria hangs her gloved hand over her shoulder, her body drenched with sweat, clad in her blood stained blue attire leans against Jessica's and the hollywood star doesn't like it at as her white blouse is now wet, suggesting glimpse of a bra under there. Both ladies smile for the cameras and Jessica has to pull the mouthguard out of Samaria's mouth so she can talk to the press. With a face showing that Doda's red gloves left a good impression on her as they took her beauty out of her, Samara says: " We won! We did it. It was tough! They fought like the devil, but we did it. Didn't start very well for me, but we did it, at the end we stand together!", her voice sounding so nasal, due to a swollen nose, another gift she got from Doda tonight. Jessica continues with "It is our friendship that got us toghether tonight to bring you another fantastic display of boxing. Our friendship started in a boxing match just like this one and it's what kept us going through hard times tonight! And we both look forward to future callenges!", sounding as she doesn't have much to say, Jessica nods to the press and helps Samaria to her corner to be cleaned up before official declaration of the winner.

In the background, just like a true friend, Joanna is kneeling next to Dorota as the medical team revive the demolished beauty. She' slowly brought into sitting position and Joanna is first to give her a hug and let her lean on her, as she cleans her face. Doda is a mess, it's hard to believe she had a match in her hands and had her opponent on the brink of a knockout, now sitting on the canvas with her legs spread and arms limp at her side, resting in Joanna's arms, her swollen lips and her left shut eye, dizzy and still in k.o. daze, a perfect picture of what Samaria is capable of doing if she has her way. Moments later, Joanna helps her fighter up and gets one of her arms over her shoulder so she can drag her out of the ring, that's what friends are for.

Our beloved BBU expert sums it up with:"And other than a fantastic boxing match tonight we saw a few touching moments of friendship in both victory and defeat. Great fight, great show. What I wonder is, how the match would go without the ill guidance of Jessica and Joanna? And what I predict is that the GBA and other entities will milk this out more. It is amazing how they made a filler fight between Alba and Krupa into an event to remember and how they did it again and made a great fight out of nothing. A rematch, or pairing Regalado against Krupa and Doda against Alba is inevitable, I'd say, as there's more, well, money to be made on our four friends and it works in favour for all of them, as it will give them a spin in the media no matter how well they fare in the ring. Also, how our polish, or american friends would do against german friends... this is a new playground for promoters..."