Margot Robbie versus Olivia Munn

Results - Lookout, Words - Sceej

Sceej Boxing has been in operation roughly fifteen years and one rule has always held firm - on intrastable bouts!

“I don’t like em!” declares head trainer Scrubby McGee, “And it’s woise with goils! Da backbitin’ … fightin’ for attention … who’s top dog? Dere’s plenty of other fights - I dont need to see two of my goils fightin’ each udder!”

Well, not long after Olivia Munn was signed to fight Margot Robbie, Robiie was released from her contract, Sceeh signed her and NOW we have an intrastable bout … and as Scrubby predicted, it is causing drama! Olivia Munn scowling and uneasy … wondering if this is an “elimination fight”.

“And da Philly boyz got Jenny all riled up with all dis flagship talk? It ain’t da damn navy! I oughhta know … jumped ship in Los Angeles in 1960 at 15 … started fighting smokers as a bantam … got inta dis racket when guy at da gym asked me ta carry da bucket at a smoker one night … it was no smoker - fight was at a bloody mansion and it was Monroe voises Loren!!!” . as Scrubby takes a trip down memory lane.

Fight night and McGee is working Margot Robbie’s corner and Jenny McCarthy working Olivia Munn’s corner. Tense ring instructions, Munn snarling, “Gonna bust you up, princess!”.

Round 1: Munn out of corner like she was shot out of a cannon - Jenny Mac urging her to go with the “Mac Attack” - and Scrubby McGee 100% anticipating it! Last thing Margot hears leaving corner is “She’s gonna come and come hard! Stand yer ground … trow da straight right … knock her thoughts out!” Hard right rings up Munn and chatters her teeth! Ollie staggers back bewildered and blonde follows up with ferocity. Left right to body … takes a cuffing right back from Munnster. Two way action mid-ring - lot of leather thrown until Margot forces Olivia to back up! McCarthy screeching from corner “Fight back, you bum!” as first round goes to Margot Robbie.

Rounds 2-4: Relentless attack by the Munnster, Robbie fighting back off rear foot but Munn refusing to take a single step back. Its a look back at the old “force of nature” when Olivia Munn broke in. No one can convince her she’s not fighting for her professional life and she is not gonna go without a fight! Munn will not be denied - letting her hands go effectively - Robbie often forced into defensive shell by fury of the Munnster! Mid fourth round, Ollis kisses blonde chin with uppercut inside and Margot’s knee’s buckle. Blonde clinches and hanging on for dear life. McCarthy in corner screaming for break. Munn waving fist to pump up crow at the end of the fourth.

Round 5: Scrubby McGee in corner, “Now ya see what she’s doin? Its jab jab right … jab jab right … now lissen ta me, dammit! You wait … you time dat damn right … den you slide to her right … den you let her have it wit your right … and den spin her … hook da body and head … body and head, got it?” Margot nodding dutifully - Scrubby McGee has built a reputation in the FCBA … and its not JUST as a drinker! This is the guy that Theron came to train her … AFTER she was already recognized as the G.O.A.T!

Round starts and brunette keeping up the pressure - she’s won three straight rounds and looking to run the blonde clear out of the ring and the building. Steady jab jab as range finders then that big overhand right … can’t quite find that chin to switch opponent’s off button! Still Munn feeling good about fact that Robbie can’t hold canvas … constantly backpedaling! Munn looks to tag her with big right - Margot slips right and blasts right to Ollie’s jaw that has the brunette stunned … walking in fence posts!!! Crowd erupts - sensing fight may have turned. Munn should cover/clinch but her instinct is too fight! Left hook sails wide over blonde head and she takes a hard double left hook - ribs and jaw. Munn with cuffing left hook in return that skims off scalp as blonde ducks and erupts up with uppercut that telescopes brunette neck. Sweat flying from Munn’s head and she slumps and clutches - clinching hard - Robbie furiously trying to get hands free but Ollie Munn one of the stronger fighters in the bantam division, even at 40+ years old. Referee finally breaks and when Robbie comes forward to finish, takes a hard right hand, answers back with left right flurry then backs off. Brunette is still dangerous but tide has shifted and big round for Margot.

Round 6: Chess match between trainers! After McGee’s adjustments help Robbie get back into the fight, now it’s on Jenny McCarthy to make her own adjustments - and Greatest Fighting Playmate of All Time reaches into her vast wealth of boxing knowledge and offers the following sage strategic advice to Ollie Munn, “FIGHT BACK, YOU BUM! AND KNOCK THIS SKANK OUT ALREADY!”. Out of the corners and now Robbie is the aggressor, using hand and foot speed to score with the jab, circle brunette, land the occasional right lead to gut, and generally avoid frustrated Ollie’s counter left hook. Robbie beckons Munn “come on” and Ollie snarling, bulls the blonde into the ropes. Wrestling and in fighting inconclusive and inconsequential - referee separates fighters - and Margot Robbis stuns Munn with straight right hand off of a left jab feint. Munn staring … legs together … and Robbie blasts another right to center of her face … and MUNN is down!!! Robbie throws hands in air as count begins … Munn on one knee at seven … McCarthy demanding “GET UP!!!” … looks to rise at nine but pitches forward on to all fours and it is OVER!!!

Winner by knockout in the sixth round is Margot Robbie … and the Sceej stable is at least for the moment in disarray!