CBAD - Blake Lively vs. Elizabeth Olsen

Blake Lively: 35 years old, 5’10”, 42-42 since 2008, Fates Boxing

Elizabeth Olsen: 33 years old, 5’5”, 64-32 since 2012, Fates Boxing

Results: Lookout
Words: Fates

Before:

It has been no secret that Fates boxing has had a bitter rivalry break out between top lightweights Taylor Swift and Emily DiDonato and the entire stable is reported to have picked sides. The second in command for Taylor and Emily are former Ginny stablemates Blake Lively and Elizabeth Olsen and the two women have been waiting to get at each other’s throats even though Olsen is 5 inches smaller.

“I don’t care that she’s bigger, she’s just hitched her ride to other people like Taylor and used her looks.” Olsen says. “She claims she’s the All American Dream Girl and was insufferable when we were at the same stable. I am going to give her more than she bargained for tonight and if I go down I am going down swinging.”

Lively merely laughs at Olsen. “She thinks that just because she’s won 60 regular fights she’s a hotshot. She’s a nobody who uses her last name. She is nothing compared to me and is just an errand girl for Emily DiDonato. I’ll knock her out and then I’ll knock Emily out once Taylor is done with her.”

The crowd is loud as the fight is announced. Both women have agreed for no outside interference in the post fight but the press does not believe it will happen. Blake Lively is the first girl to make her way to the ring, the blonde wearing a pink sports bra and matching spandex bottoms and gloves, the actress showing off her enviable figure. She is accompanied to the ring by Taylor Swift, the captain of her team.

Elizabeth Olsen steps out from the back and is accompanied by Emily DiDonato. The brunette actress wears a black sports bra and matching spandex bottoms with white gloves. Emily and Taylor glare at each other from outside the ring while their co-captains step inside the ropes. Lively towers over Olsen as the crowd starts with dueling cheers of their names. The ref does not bother asking these two to touch gloves and calls for the bell and off we go for ten rounds of grudge match boxing.

Round 1:

Blake charges out of her corner early and does her best to corner Elizabeth, trying to get the brunette where she can use her size and power advantage. Olsen uses her speed and agility to sidestep and tag Lively’s ribs, but the bigger girl doesn’t care. Lizzie retreats out of Blake’s range and the two girls start circling. Blake with the reach advantage and she uses it to jab at Liz, making the younger actress give up ground. Olsen’s back touches the ropes and Lively focuses in, pounding the smaller girl’s midriff as Olsen has nowhere to go. Lizzie quick with the clinch for the break, and the Scarlet Witch is wincing as the action resumes. Blake sees her foe’s expression and presses her advantage, her fists flying into Elizabeth’s body. The bell rings and Olsen’s wincing her way back to the corner, the brunette not accustomed to the firepower she’s facing.

Round 2:

Lively licking her chops as she leaves her corner and winds up with a big right, but Olsen is ready for her this time and deftly dodges the blow, using her agility to get out of the way. Blake whiffs and Elizabeth finds the older girl’s chin, catching the blonde by surprise. Lizzie keeping it close with phone booth boxing, robbing the blonde of her reach advantage and peppering her body with short strikes. Blake not accustomed to the tight quarters boxing but the blonde works a right into the brunette’s midriff to put daylight between the two girls. Lizzie knows she can’t let Blake fight from a distance and clinches to force a break. Lively chases after Olsen following the break, but the Scarlet Witch knows to keep her distance and stays back, blocking the blonde’s blows until the final seconds when Lively wallops Olsen’s midriff. The bell rings and the two girls return to their corners, with Olsen sneaking out the round on points.

Round 3:

Olsen more confident but still wary, the brunette knowing she is severely outgunned. Lively pressing forward as Olsen dances around the ring, circling as the blonde gives chase. Blake putting her longer legs to use, easily covering the distance between the two and driving leather into Elizabeth’s midriff. Lizzie gasps but she steps to her right and lands a left into Blake’s breadbasket, making the blonde wince. Olsen winds up for the follow up but Lively beats her to the punch and rocks the Scarlet Witch with a right! Olsen is butt in ropes and on comes Lively. Blake not giving her stablemate any mercy as she goes body, finding ribs and jugs as the younger girl protects her head. Olsen with a desperation clinch to get a break, but the brunette is wobbly coming out of the ropes. Blake chasing after Liz, but the bell rings and the two girls go back to their corners as the blonde wins the third by shutout.

Round 4:

Taylor telling Blake to finish off Elizabeth and the blonde goes straight for the brunette. Olsen ducks an overhand right and works in close, phone booth boxing and landing blows, but she can’t tag Lively’s head. The older actress smirks, but the younger girl is still pounding her body. Lizzie with a left across Blake’s jugs and the blonde squirms as she is caught off guard by the smaller girl’s aggression. Lively snarls and shoves Olsen back, earning a wag of the finger from the ref. The two girls circle and Blake shoots out a haymaker as she looks to take Elizabeth’s head off. The brunette steps to her left and the blow whizzes past her ear, and Olsen finally tags Lively in her head. Elizabeth’s gloves are well above her own head to strike the blonde and she doesn’t see the right hook from Blake! Olsen’s head spins and the brunette is sent careening to her right on wobbly legs! The bell rings as Lively smacks an uppercut into Olsen’s rack and the founding member of Fates howls as she thinks Lively got away with a blow after the bell.

Round 5:

Olsen still smarting from the blow at the end of the fourth and Lively knows it. Blake out quickly and the blonde knows the brunette is looking for the short range game, but the older actress doesn’t care and uses her size advantage to body Elizabeth into the ropes early. Lively with another walloping blow across Olsen’s chest and the brunette is terribly outgunned, barely able to tag Lively back as she desperately searches for the clinch. The ref calls a break despite Blake’s protests, but the blonde cuts her complaints short when the ref waves for the fight to continue. Olsen feints right and Lively falls for it, only to take a left into her chin! Blonde girl takes a half-step back and Olsen winds up for a right but it bounces harmlessly off of Lively’s gloves and Olsen’s head goes spinning as Blake comes back with a right hook into her jaw! Lizzie doesn’t know where she is and her arms fall to her sides as Blake crushes an uppercut into her jaw that knocks Liz off her feet and sends her crashing to the canvas on her back. Lively towering over her fallen stablemate and the ref is already calling for the bell! Olsen is out and your winner by a brutal KO5, Blake Lively!

After:

Blake sheds her gloves and grabs the smelling salts, bringing the smaller girl back to consciousness. Lizzie’s eyes zoom in and out on Blake and she sees the sneer on the blonde’s face. Blake adjusts her top and Elizabeth knows what’s coming, but the brunette stares right back at the blonde as Blake moves her jugs into place for the smother.

“Still fake.” Olsen says. “Emily would crush them.”

A flash of anger flies across Blake’s face and the blonde pounds Elizabeth’s jugs.

“Your Olsen twins will not stand up.” Blake fires back and she pulls Elizabeth’s face into her own cleavage. Olsen struggles, hammering Lively’s back with her fists but the blows weaken and become less frequent. Blake releases the smother and Elizabeth’s face is deep red.

“You may be the Scarlet Witch,” Blake says, “But now you’re my Scarlet B*tch!”

Lively pulls Olsen’s face back into her jugs with a vice grip and the brunette goes limp. Blake drops the unconscious girl’s head and Lizzie hits the canvas. Blake plants her foot on Elizabeth’s chest and stares down Emily, still standing outside the ring from the agreement Blake and Elizabeth made for no outside interference.

“Taylor will do the same to you after she breaks you!” Blake bellows. Emily steps forward - and is knocked to the ground as Taylor Swift connects with a blindside bodyslam! The Goshen Goddess gasps and scrambles to all fours but the singer is already on her and drives her knee into her ribs as the blonde ambushes her for the second time in as many weeks. Emily gasps as Taylor hits her with a low blow and the blonde rolls the model onto her back and sits on her face!

“How do you like my new move, b*tch?” Taylor shouts as she tightens her legs around Emily’s head. DiDo somehow drives the singer off of her and forces Swift onto her back. Emily is about to apply a jug smother when she gets yanked up by her hair and takes an uppercut to her chin from Blake Lively! The blonde actress left the ring and the defeated Olsen in it and comes to the aid of Taylor as her faithful lapdog.

Swift regaining herself as Lively connects with a haymaker to the stunned DiDonato’s jaw and Emily drops onto her back, her arms moving around as she is still reeling from the assault. Blake straddles the brunette and adjusts her sports bra.

“This is for being a b*tch to Taylor.” Blake hisses. “This is for taking our stable’s spot at the Ice Hotel tournament and wasting it. That spot was mine. I’ve fought at the Ice Hotel 5 times, it was my right to get a chance to not be the girl with the most losses without a victory at the Ice Hotel. You lost once in your first match years ago. You just can’t accept you aren’t as good as Taylor and me and that’s why you are so desperate you bring in that b*tch Kate Upton.”

Blake pulls Emily’s face into her cleavage and the blonde is jugging out the former JMDD champion. DiDonato was woozy to begin and the brunette quickly passes out.

“Even Lizzie lasted longer than that.” Blake exclaims. “And she is back with us for another round!”

Olsen wearily moves her head around as she involuntarily groans, and her night only looks to be getting worse as Katherine McNamara makes her way out from the back despite the ban on outside humiliations! Blake Lively visibly thinks for a second then motions her towards stirring actress. Lizzie spits out her gumshield in an act of defiance as Katherine towers over her.

“You’re on the wrong side Liz, I am team Taylor.” McNamara declares.

“You need all the cheating you can get to beat me.” Olsen fires back. “Seems like Taylor’s girls can’t honor no interventions in the post-fight.”

“We won and you lost. Deal with it.” Katherine says back and she drags Elizabeth into the corner and proceeds to jug her out! Olsen provides little resistance after her fight with Lively and previous jugging out and the brunette falls back to unconsciousness.

Taylor and Blake join Katherine in the ring as they look at the opposing team’s unconscious brunette captain and co-captain for the internal Fates stable civil war.

“Let Emily and Elizabeth be a lesson to any girls who challenge me or Blake.” Taylor shouts out. “We will end any opposition. Emily is so desperate she went to Kate Upton who jugged her out twice. I will bury Emily and when I am done with her Blake will bury her too and Blake will then bury Kate. The whole FCBA will bow before us.”

The blonde trio exits the ring having made their point and Emily is now stirring. She climbs into the ring and has some smelling salts. She wafts them under Lizzie’s nose and helps the actress regain her consciousness for the third time in the night.

“I will avenge Liz,” DiDonato vows, “I will make Blake pay. Lizzie will make Kat pay for jugging her out. And I will destroy Taylor. No more nice Emily. When I beat Taylor I will jug her out until she bows before me as her goddess and queen.”