O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "And, we'll be starting at flyweight, the division where I used to rule, with the Asylum return of Halsey, who'll be squaring off with Meg Donnelly!"

Tess: "Then, we'll move to bantamweight, where Ellie Goulding makes her Asylum return against Olivia Rodrigo!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we'll be subjected to more bantamweight action involving Nicki Minaj returning to Asylum for a JMD bout with that overrated Sophie Mudd!"

Cassie: "Who BABIFIED Mac a few months ago..."

McCarthy: "SHE WON'T GET LUCKY NEXT TIME, AND THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME AND MAYBE AT JMD!"

Tess: "And, speaking of Asylum returns, next we'll see more bantamweight action with Jessica Simpson's return to Philly, this time to square off with Peyton List, and former champ Hilary Duff is back in Philly for a rematch with Chloe Bennet!"

Cassie: "And, then we'll wrap up back at flyweight for more JMD action as Anna Kendrick returns to the Asylum to battle Ariel Winter!"

McCarthy: "ANOTHER girl I might have to deal with at JMD!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, two weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A Musical Night At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"