The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Ariel Winter, Meg Donnelly, Peyton List, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Olivia Rodrigo, Sophie Mudd, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Meg. She got another result tonight. She looked good again tonight, but I suspect there are bigger plans for her..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "You suspect correctly. We'll be lookin' for opportunities to get Ms. Donnelly some big fights, because, we think she's ready to take that step, and, what I saw tonight reinforced that belief. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Meg is what you call a 'junior', but let's talk about two of your rookies, Peyton and Olivia. Both showed out again tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Yes, and that's what both have done, Peyton since she got here and Olivia since she broke into the FCBA. These are two girls with a TON of potential. They're getting better every time out. The just need work. And, we'll make sure they get it. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Another solid win for Chloe tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, I know you disagree with me, but Ms. Bennet is the best fighter we have here, and her record proves it. She's elite in every sense of that word, so I'm never surprised when she does good things in the ring. Because, she does that EVERY SINGLE TIME she GETS in the ring. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk JMD. It kind of seemed like tonight was the beginning of your campaign there..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Because, that's exactly what it was. We've got three girls we think can compete at JMD and three at JMDD and you saw two of those girls tonight. Sophie's a girl who's ready to take that step to contender this year. Ariel's already there, and, if we can't get her a chance at fly, well, we'll push her somewhere else. Both fought very well against solid competition tonight. You'll see them both in JMD action again soon, and we'll be working some of those other ladies into it as well. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"