

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK from VANCOUVER
Posted by Vassago on June 16, 2022, 11:21 pm
Celebrity Boxing After Dark Jessica Lowndes vs Lindsey Pelas (Lioness Club of America vs Celebrity Wrestling Federation) (54-32-1, 53 KO vs 6-10, 6 KO) Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Venue: Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC, Canada
BEFORE: Due to Lindsey Pelas' Princess of the Beach schedule this fight has been moved forward from the June PPV but Jessica Lowndes is happy to help out fellow Lioness Lottie Moss who may face the blonde ring girl/glamour model if they both win their opening fights during that event. Even BLONDE! Magazine questions why would Pelas agree to fight such a dangerous opponent like Lowndes mere days ahead of the allegedly more important beach tournament but Lindsey wants to make a genuine splash one way or another and there is a firm belief the former flyweight champion isn't exactly in the best of shape as she approaches her mid-30s so the CWF pin-up girl is ready to pounce! Alright then, let's see if she's played her cards right here!
Jessica Lowndes wears a purple & blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Lindsey Pelas wears a brown bikini set & golden gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1: The home crowd support triggers an early slugging frenzy from the brunette who gashes the otherwise cocky blonde from each side and thumps her on the nose to make sure all those CWF plans suffer a quick wake-up call. Lindsey is too aggressive for her own good as she keeps getting plugged by the former champion thereafter yet she tries to stand her ground... until Jessica smacks her with a hard left hook on the ear and wobbles her onto the ropes regardless. Woof! Lindsey finally thinks better off it and starts to showcase her footwork but her eyes still throw daggers at the charging Canadian who tries to trap her in a hole along the ropes but Pelas' mobility proves superior despite her opponent's best efforts so she is spared further punishment.
Round 2: Jessica secures the quick jabbing pounce again and lays it into the blonde's cleavage even though we don't follow JMD rules here (save that for the rematch?). Lindsey scowls upon impact but then finds the overhand heater and catches the Canadian from the inside which allows her to fend off the jug muggin' effort and respond in a proper slugging fashion. She triggers a hectic head-hunting dispute and whacks the older girl on each temple before a drilling hook nails Lowndes on the nose and wobbles her onto her heels. Ugh! Jessica tries to swing from the back foot but she only finds thin air and Pelas is all over her with a nifty uppercut attack that drives the Vancouver native onto the ropes where she has to clinch the blonde tourist before things get really bad. Bell and it's 19-19 with LCA coach Eva Mendes shaking her head in disgust.
Round 3: Lowndes tries to muscle her way back to the front and hopes to dwarf the blonde with a proper slugging supply but she comes up short during the initial tangle and has to soak up a vicious response as Pelas really means business here and lands several crisp shots up the middle to stall the brunette's progress. Both girls lean into each other and go hell for leather in the center of the ring until one of them finally cracks... and it's Lowndes! Uh-oh! Blonde rattles her with a huge stinger on the jaw before a left/right combo on each temple drops the cover and allows Lindsey to smash a hard piledriver on the nose... DOWN GOES LOWNDES to silence the Rogers Arena as the blonde tourist begins to dance around the ring and taunt the partisan crowd. Jessica sits down on her heels but indicates she is fine. She takes the count to eight and turns back to coach Mendes who tries not to lose her temper just yet. Meanwhile Pelas is done dancing around the ring and wants to pile immediate leather but she just can't finish the Canadian off as Jessica shows enough pride to hang around in mid-range as the round is lost anyway. So much for doing Lottie Moss' dirty laundry, huh?
Round 4: Lindsey flies in with another head-hunting set and she wants to take this famous ex-champion's scalp as she rattles the seemingly subdued brunette from each side until she shoves her onto the ropes and zips past the high-guard... but she misses with the put away and gets caught from the inside as Jessica cranks up the rare counter-punchin volume and tags the blonde's face several times forcing a proper phone booth tangle. She lays it downstairs as well and stuffs Pelas with a harpoon around the liver area before bumping her off in jug-to-jug contact. Lindsey gets her mitts going afterwards but the chaotic exchange lacks precision and Jessica is able to outbox the American in the hole to the point even BLONDE! Magazine pundits lose faith in Lindsey securing a quick victory here. Come the bell the ring girl sports a nasty shiner under the left eye and seems shocked how Jessica is shouting back to the crowd full of confidence instead.
Round 5: More slugging heroics early in the fifth as Lindsey is determined to regain the lost mojo but Jessica digs deep in her response to make sure the tourist feels every ounce of that leather bashed into her face. And Pelas whimpers during the head-hunting onslaught as she takes one nasty hit on the nose too many... she wobbles forward in a futile clinching attempt only to find a brutal uppercut crashing into her jaw instead. Uh-oh.. BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! Lindsey spawls onto her back amid a loud cheer from the BC audience while the local heroine quickly struts back to her corner. The rapid fire count isn't fast enough to dismiss the blonde's challenge though as the aspiring contender gets up at seven and vows immediate revenge. Give credit to the Louisiana native as she really wants to leave a mark here but here comes Lowndes on the speed dial and the hectic bashing thumps the brave but unfortunate tourist back to the turnbuckle where she also soaks up a quick uppercut double on the exposed cleavage. Lowndes runs rampant and beats the ailing blonde into a standstill and the REF STEPS IN to halt the beating with Pelas too dazed & confused to argue the stoppage! TKO5 Jessica Lowndes!!!
AFTER: Can't argue with the outcome but the former flyweight champion is still furious over the knockdown in the third that indicates Lindsey isn't exactly a buxom blonde bimbo by design! Even less amusing is Lindsey asking for a JMD-rules rematch before being escorted back to the locker room as the Canadian fanbase prefers to hear what Jessica's plans are! "Nothing clear in the works. I did Lottie a favor tonight so hopefully she gets the job done next weeks but I'll settle for spectator duty and see if some dumb airhead gets under my skin again. I'm still in my frickin' prime at 33! Who the hell says I'm not in the best of shape? Those lousy BLONDE! Magazine interns are asking for trouble or what?"
Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Lindsey Pelas TKO5.
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