Tale of the Tape:

Stana Katic (7-2-0, 7 KO)
5'9, 43 years old

vs.

Heidi Klum (4-12-0, 4 KO)
5'9, 49 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her tenth appearance in the ring, her fifth as a managed fighter under the newly formed Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"

After taking a fight on somewhat short notice and suffering a tough coinflip loss to stellar Bantamweight Margot Robbie, Katic was right back between the ropes with an enthusiastic, emboldened temperament. Despite her brutal, demeaning end at Robbie's hand, Katic had put out some remarkable film; particularly in her Round 4 shutout of the spunky Aussie. Falling back on her mounds of experience, Robbie had stolen the fight with a straight right hand; puncturing Katic's sternum before decapitating the staggered brunette with a bad-intentioned left hand that rendered Katic unconscious on impact. Intent on bouncing back against someone more her age, stunning supermodel Heidi Klum fit the bill to a "T".

With rumors and negotiations loudly swirling regarding a potential Jaguar Championship Tournament in the coming months, Katic was about to have loads of pressure and expectations heaped on her shoulders, deserving or not. Given that her very own stable was set to host the Tournament, an early exit was not an option; or at least not an appealing one. One of the very women whose name was being floated to enter this tournament was the blonde standing opposite Katic. While likely not a threat to steal the Title Belt should she enter, Klum was always a threat to steal the spotlight when sharing a ring. Pushing 50, Heidi pranced through the ropes and turned heads as if she was commanding a runway right back in her 20's; her lean, bronzed frame still impossibly sculpted, poured gently into a diamond-studded push up bra and matching high-waisted thong bottoms. Splitting two of her last few fights to Jaguar Tournament hopefuls, Claudia Schiffer and Jennifer Lopez, Klum was an ideal barometer for the aspiring brunette.

Katic's lithe frame was nearly whittled to match Klum's now that she'd been sufficiently cut to fighting shape; her curvy hips rocking with nerves as she hiked the low-rise string waistband up her pelvis. Arching her delicate rib cage to tie back her braided pigtails, Katic sprung right back into action as the bell rung and called her forward.

Round 1:
Despite her age and Free Agency status, Klum hadn't dealt with nearly the layoff one might expect, coming out just as sharp and dangerous as Katic. Mettle was severely tested early and often as the contrasting, statuesque beauties circled to the dead center of the ring and swapped savage, unbridled leather. Seemingly non-verbally agreeing to plant their heels and trade, the two unrelenting rock 'em sock 'em stunners ripped into one another for the better part of the round. A fleshy thwack erupting from a rippling uppercut to the kidneys finally caused the blonde to buckle, lurching forward for a wheezing, voiceless clinch as she threatened to drag Katic down with her. Separated quickly by the official, Klum struggled to find her wind after having her sails punctured by Katic; drifting aimlessly about the ring as Stana nipped at her heels for the last few seconds of the round. Filling the judges' heads with visions of Katic stalking the wounded runway model for the last thirty seconds was enough to snag the round; 10-9 Katic.

Round 2:
Bouncing off her stool with an auspicious pep in her step, Klum found herself tested once again almost immediately. Sticking to the bottom of Heidi's shoe through any retreat, Katic chased and finally lassoed the blonde in the corner, whipping wild heart-seeking lefts into the model's flattened bosom until she nearly spilled out the top of her million-dollar bra. Moving her target lower, Heidi whimpered as her flexing abdomen curled around Katic's gloved fist, catching navel shots until she sagged at the hip, doubled over before the brunette clumsily propped her right back up. With Klum extending for an embrace, Katic was handcuffed, forced to try and spin out of Heidi's clinch and whip her right back into the ropes. As the two compacted frames twirled, there was a sharp snap as the shoulder strap holding up Heidi's left cup buckled. The blonde ferociously shrieked as she slung Katic into the ropes at their side, understandably under the impression that Katic had snapped her extravagant top by design.

Suddenly it was the brunette whose lithe frame corkscrewed and flexed, hoarsely grunting as Klum pumped boring pistons into Katic's taut tummy. Her spine curled against the bowing ropes as Heidi pressed tit-to-tit, a throaty grunt seeping from her lips as the blonde's jiggling bosom flattened her own, arms awkwardly scrunched between their pancaked frames. Heidi kept Stana helplessly stapled to the ropes, arching the brunette's tippy-toed frame to full height, drumming ferocious hammers into her gut whenever she managed to create enough space. The brunette's belly scrunched as Klum rotated her hip and planted her leg between Katic's quaking thighs, grunting as she spun off Stana's frame and slung a thumping left through her temple. Katic spilled off the ropes and skid to her knees, drunkenly wobbling before a stabilizing palm saved her from going face down. Back on her feet in a flash, Katic's features twisted in agony as she circled away from Klum's advances for the last few seconds; her temple caked with sweat, disheveled strands of her braided auburn locks plastered to her forehead and jawline. Klum announces her arrival with a bang and steals the round late. 10-9 Klum.

Round 3:
Out to prove her fall was nothing more than an unfortunate slip, Katic hit the reset button with authority. Visibly gassed from their extended jockeying in the last round, Klum was sluggish in her efforts to capitalize on the brunette's perceived weakness; flinging reckless lefts and rights past an artfully dodging Katic. As each arm whooshed over Stana's head, she'd simply dip through Heidi's reach and gut the blonde with a countering body shot. Wash, rinse, repeat. Each foray into the offensive zone left Heidi tagged and licking her wounds, unable to put meat to bone as Stana turned the fight on its head. For the first time in this bout, stamina appeared to come into play as Heidi disastrously couldn't find the reserves to compete.

In the second half of the round Katic found her fearlessness once again; no longer waiting to counter Klum, but instead firing the opening shots herself. Klum's midsection had taken its lumps to the point her breathing was visibly labored, wincing even if it was just a feint thrown by the brunette. Setting her sights higher, Katic began to break Klum down with tagging crosses to the jaw, finally bludgeoning Heidi's flushed cheek with a nasty straight left that wobbled the blonde. Careening into the ropes, Klum appeared to go down on her own, plopping right on her ass to avoid a thunderous overhand from Katic. The brunette sneered as Heidi easily beat the count, her guile on full display to evade a bedtime blow just before the horn. Katic by a mile, 10-8.

Round 4:
Klum had to be helped off her stool to start Round 4, and much like her last fight, the fourth is when Katic found her stride. Bounding into the blonde's airspace, Stana relentlessly volleyed Heidi's bobblehead with voracious right hands; pounding her into the corner where Klum was forced to retreat behind her guard. Her fortress wouldn't last long before crumbling, as Katic managed to sneak a slithering left through her forearms and pop Klum square in the lips. The blonde's bulbs fluttered as her bobbing pony tail whipped through the air, hoarsely mewling as she sulked against the post. With nowhere to go but down, Klum took another weighted seat, her long stems sliding into a full split as a triumphant Katic towered over her. Her flexing abdomen scrunching as she teetered to a side, Klum shook her head in resignation as the official began his count, immediately waving off the fight when he saw that no one was home behind Heidi's eyes.

"And your winner, by KO in Round 4, STANA KAAAAAAAATIC!!!!"