Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Christine McGuinness vs Ivana Knoll
(England vs Croatia)
(5-3, 5 KO vs 4-1, 4 KO)
JMDD Value: 32E (Enhanced) vs 36D (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The Croatian model Ivana Knoll knocked out Chloe Khan in JMDD rules last month and immediately challenged Christine McGuinness for another jug muggin' battle which suggests she aims for that championship diamond bra in the foreseeable future. This is also a long-term goal for McGuinness who believes she can totally stop Ivana's hype train tonight: "This lousy tramp keeps showing up after her World Cup antics and it was obvious Chloe Khan couldn't do a thing about it. She's even more overrated than Ivana is but that's good news for me since I can totally whup that bimbo tonight. Just look at that slag! She's more busy with taking selfies than actual gym work! I'm gonna punch her milk bags right off, period!" (laughs).

Christine McGuinness wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Ivana Knoll wears a red & white checkerboard bikini set with blue trim & blue gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Ivana tackles the blonde to the body and rips several clean shots on target before moving up to punish the jugs through a heavy uppercut assault and Christine has to acknowledge the brunette model can deliver a serious blast that allows her to dominate the initial exchange. Both women get on with the trademark jug muggin' however it's Knoll who finds the better results as she makes McGuinness gurgle in discomfort before driving her back to the ropes. McGuinness tries to fire back from the south but skims off the brunette's forearms and slumps into genuine spasms when Ivana drills her exposed midsection just past the two-minute mark. It's another high-octane peformance from the World Cup pin-up girl who rails the English blonde from both flanks and drops her behind a tight earmuff cover to close out a very promising first round of JMDD action.

Round 2:
Christine storms out of her corner to make up immediate ground and she hangs on with the Croatian menace during a feisty uppercut exchange where she rattles the natural rack and works on speed dial to literall punch Ivana topless if she can. That's always a tall order and the younger model just refuses to yield an inch as she survives the blonde's onslaught before whacking her up the chimney in response. She catches both the breasts and the chin and works it from there mauling Christine's cleavage until she backs her onto the ropes again. McGuinness rises above some yelps to indicate she can shake off all the temporary setbacks and strikes back to punish the brunette's jugs in the proverbial phone booth however Knoll can also take a mean series or two so the exchange remains unresolved until the bell.

Round 3:
More heavy slugging in the hole as both women accept the all-in dispute to see who breaks down first. Ivana rattles through the blonde's jugs with impressive precision and one can argue McGuinness can take more of this punishment... for now! She gets blasted from the inside but shows no signs of breaking down when Ivana is unable to drill her in the ribcage as well so the back & forth duking continues until a clash of heads forces Knoll to adjust her stance. She eats a late jug-lifting uppercut flurry which gives Christine something to shout about come the bell but also earns her a vicious bytch stare from the Croatian foe thereafter.

Round 4:
Christine steps up to rattle the brunette's jugs from the south and carries enough power to grind the younger model into a halt before dropping a quick bomb on the chin that actully wakes Knoll up and triggers a hectic back & forth exchange in the center of the ring. McGuinness soaks up several big hits but hangs on to drill the Croatian bust as well only to wobble forward into a classic harpoon blast that finds the liver area at the worst moment. Ugh! Christine slumps forward to bounce off the brunette's shoulder, gets barged into the tits again and then it's all Ivana blasting the enhanced rack from point-blank range until she shoves the Blackpool native against the turnbuckle where she hammers in more punches on target to slump the blonde into loud spasms just as the bell saves her from immediate disaster. Woof! Ivana still bumps one soft punch in the groin and McGuinness doesn't seek eye contact with her anymore.

Round 5:
Ivana jumps into immediate slugging pounce to prevent the blonde's recovery and she rips Christine's cleavage to pieces thumping her like a soft, little #### during the initial attack. The older woman tries to fend off the heat but she only grazes the brunette's rack in response and gets stuffed on her heels in the center of the ring before Ivana drills the solar plexus with too much wrath to handle. Ugh! Christine cries out in pain and tries to clinch her opponent but Knoll gets there first and slams another brutal uppercut combo to SEND THE BLONDE DOWN ON HER KNEES hugging those precious 36D milk bags! Ugh! Christine bends her head against the canvas and cuts a very wounded figure here but she makes a heroic recovery at eight while still holding back the tears. Meanwhile Ivana shouts from the opposite corner: "Let me finish this tramp off!" and she's granted her wish moments later which leaves McGuinness all rolled up in the corner while the exotic brunette pounds away into her rack to perhaps cause a late wardrobe malfunction alas the ailing blonde gives up the ghost first and slumps onto her backside with her eyes closed. This one is over! Brutal KO5 Ivana Knoll!!!

AFTER: There's almost no stopping the Croatian menace in BBU right now and she's happy to announce a mysterious plan to showcase her talents on the other side of Atlantic in the upcoming weeks: "I'm going full international and don't have to wait for Hailey Clauson's permission to do that!" (winks). "They said Chloe (Khan) and this lousy tramp are the best UK jug muggers and look at them now. The blonde cock##### is still down there and I'm gonna claw into her fake tits right now. Isn't that lovely?" (winks).

Ivana has her gloves removed and proceeds to drag the semi-conscious Christine by the hair to the center of the ring where she swiftly claws into the aforementioned enhanced rack before slapping the blonde across her face to force a verbal submission on top of the actual knockout during the fight. There's not much McGuinness can do about Ivana face-sitting her into oblivion few moments later, a sight applaued by the blonde's arch-rival Chloe Khan on social media #trending!

Official Result: Ivana Knoll def. Christine McGuinness KO5.