Sienna Miller vs. Jessica Chastain

(Words: Empire / Results: Lookout!)

Before the bell: Sienna Miller enters this bout in a rare spot as she has yet to have her hand raised in 2023 with a loss to the legendary Megan Fox and two upsets against Brittany Snow and Kim Kardashian which she'll undoubtedly try to avenge in the future. Tonight she faces a dangerous crimson haired powerhouse in Jessica Chastain. Jessica recently put the division on notice after a spectacular showing in the cougar tournament earlier this month, and a decisive win over a Hall-of-Famer would certainly bolster her chances of a title shot down the road. Neither girl offers much before the fight as they pace in their locker rooms before the bout. Jessica comes out first out to deafening cheers, the popular actress is definitely beloved by the audience as she raises a mitt to acknowledge her fans. Chastain grinning as she slowly makes her way to the ring. The starlet disrobes to reveal an orange bikini top with matching trunks, along with black and orange gloves with her ravishing red hair in a tight ponytail. Sienna comes out next escorted by Jaime Pressly, feeling the love as her fans scream in adoration. She disrobes to reveal a baby blue bikini top with matching trunks, along with white gloves. Miller opts to keep her short blonde hair loose and framing her face. The starlets are zeroed in during the refs instructions, glaring at one another as they touch gloves and return to their corners to await the opening bell.

R1: Sienna and Jessica slowly work their way mid ring and begin to circle one another, exchanging quick flurries off opposing guards as they seek to gauge each other’s skills. Miller sticks to her jab as she pelts Chastain’s raised mitts before retreating back to the outside. Jessica responds with quick jabs of her own as she gives pursuit, deflecting the blonde’s offerings with her mitts and eating the occasional shot to the forehead as she stoops and hooks her taut core before hurling power shots upstairs. Sienna does her best to avoid waging a pitched battle, weaving along the perimeter as she seeks to make the most of her reach advantage and forces the ravishing redhead to pursue her along the ropes. Jessica is seething as she’s continually frustrated by Miller’s hit and run tactics; she opts to take a risk as she lunges forward behind a booming hook that soars above the blonde’s head. Sienna, eager to do some damage, hurls a hook of her own that blasts Chastain in the cheek and momentarily stuns her and forces the buxom redhead to cover up. Miller closes the distance, loading up on a right as Chastain shakes it off and slams a counter uppercut that slips through Sienna’s defenses and blasts her head back! Miller slams against the ropes, covering up in awe as Jessica works the oldest trick in the book, gritting her teeth as Chastain lets her hands fly, blasting shots off her exposed flanks and belly until the bell sounds to end the first. Chastain fights back a smile as she works her way back to the Dollhouse corner, pleased that her late rally stole the round from her flabbergasted foe.

R2: Sienna leaves her stool in a huff, still smarting from Jessica’s late round rally, quickly taking the initiative as she marches in behind a stinging left jab before peppering the redhead with short cuffing rights. Chastain covers up, eating a few shots as she works her way inside and responds with savage right hooks to the body. Blonde grimacing on impact, but she refuses to give ground as she twists in the pocket and trades punches with Jessica at the center of the ring. The crowd is roaring as the two slam shots off opposing guards, arms, and ribs, biceps and core muscles rippling as the two starlets give their all. After thirty seconds of rock em’ sock em’ robots, Sienna takes control behind a brutal right hook that blasts Chastain in the mouth and sends the startled redhead stumbling backwards. Blonde in pursuit, slinging another right through Chastain’s guard as she traps her at the ropes. Miller unleashes on Jessica’s body as she covers up at the ropes, helping herself to Chastain’s massive chest and belly, slamming a left uppercut into the redhead’s belly button to win a moist blurt of pain from her foe at the bell

R3: Jessica is slow off her stool, clearly feeling Sienna’s bodywork at the end of the second, and the blonde is quick to capitalize. Miller works her way forward behind her jab, before deploying quick sequences of hooks to the body. Chastain snarling, trying to counter with her home run right hand, but she’s unable to fully extend her arms and as a result misses over Sienna’s head, leaving her face open for a counter left hook that smacks into her nose. The redhead staggers backwards on spaghetti legs but she’s quickly able to shake off the cobwebs and cover up. Blonde trying to work her way back inside, but Jessica won’t have it! Chastain feints left before pivoting to the side as she bumps Sienna from behind and traps her along the ropes, Jessica snares the blonde’s head beneath her left arm as she tries to spin to the outside and punishes her with right hooks to the body as she desperately attempts to squirm free. Chastain uses her strength advantage to maintain control of her girl, breathing heavily as she slaps shots off her body at the bell. Between rounds, Denise is irate, urging her girl to use her heavy artillery as soon as possible, as Miller is known to stay on the run after building a lead. Jessica nods in apprehension, slamming her gloves together as she rises for the bell to start the fourth.

R4: Jessica still looks a tad bit tired as the fourth round begins, still in phenomenal shape for her age, but Sienna’s bodywork looks to be wicking away at her stamina. Sienna works her way forward, scuffed up from Chastain’s power, but undeterred as she slings a left hook around her guard that sends the redhead backpedaling to the ropes. Miller flies forward in pursuit, letting her hands fly as she pelts away at her redhead, scrubbing away at her flanks, belly, and breasts, as Jessica takes a seat on the second turnbuckle, blocking the vast majority of Sienna’s headshots, but taking tremendous punishment to the body as she grits her teeth upon receipt. Denise screams at her girl to clinch as the timekeeper bats out the ten second warning, but the redhead does one better as she slams her left elbow into Sienna’s breasts before hurling a right uppercut that snaps the blonde's head back and launches her backwards to the canvas! Chastain snarling, breathing heavily as she clings to the ropes, looking on as Sienna begins to stir at the count of six, stomping her foot in frustration as the bell sounds just as the count hits eight. Miller not even off all fours at this point, tenderly escorted back to the Empire corner by Jaime as Jessica slams her mitt off the top rope before heading back to the Dollhouse corner. Chastain glaring across the ring at her foe like a hungry wolf, taking huge swigs of water as her seconds tend to her aching core. The redhead has shown tremendous moxie through four as she’s stolen two rounds from her girl and taken more punishment than ever before, yet she’s holding her own if not breaking down a far more experienced girl. Olivia Wilde looks on from ringside, fighting back a smile as her least favorite teammate looks to be struggling against a girl she beat, albeit years ago.

R5: Both girls look worse for wear as the fifth round begins, bellies and breasts heaving as they slowly prod their way midring behind raised guards, utterly exhausted as they take turns trading two to three punch combinations before covering up in receipt. Jessica slowly takes over as Sienna is still dazed from the final moments of the fourth, taking control as she slips a right cross around the blonde’s guard that snaps her head back, followed by a left hook off her ribs as Miller stumbles backwards towards the ropes. Sienna covers up earmuff as Chastain compresses her against the ropes, pinning the blonde’s guard up with her right forearm as she pelts away with her left, battering Miller’s body with sledgehammer right hands before blasting her guard apart with savage off angle hooks. Sienna’s out on her feet, desperately trying to free herself as the redhead slams a right uppercut into her chin and sends her blonde spiraling off the ropes to the canvas! Jessica lingers for a moment as she surveys her work, looking down at her foe as the official bodies her back and begins the count. Miller manages to get her feet under her at five, and staggers up and back into the ropes at nine. The official looks her over closely before signaling Chastain forward. Jessica quickly resumes where she left off, hammering shots off and through Sienna’s guard as she desperately tries to clinch, blasting her head back as the blonde somehow manages to snare her right arm around Chastain’s hip as she holds on for dear life. Suddenly a shadow emerges in the Empire corner, Olivia Wilde slowly slinks her way forward over the guardrail, making her way behind Jaime Pressly as she rolls her eyes. Olivia snatches the towel off a shocked Jaime’s shoulder and flings it towards the ring like a piece of paper to a waste bin. The official is looking on closely as Jessica looks to be battering her girl’s guard apart with a sledgehammer, changing position to get a look at Sienna’s eyes as the towel lands on the top rope. She dives in to separate the pair as Sienna drops to a knee, right arm draped over the top rope! TKO 5 Jessica Chastain!

Jessica raises her right mitt to the crowd, chest heaving as she turns to watch Jaime Pressly assist her battered foe back to the Empire corner. Chastain spares her foe any post bout humiliation as she slowly makes her way mid ring for her post fight interview. "While I'll take a hard fought win, I'm a bit surprised by Olivia's actions. I'll gladly give Sienna another dance down the road if she wants it, but I'd recommend that she thinks long and hard before accepting."