Elisha Cuthbert vs. Sienna Miller

(Words: Empire / Results: Lookout!)

Pre fight: Rumors have swirling as the “Wilde era” begins over at Empire. Veteran brunette looking to clean house and restock the farm system as the night before she announced her plan to push Julianne Hough, test Camila Cabello’s moxie, and in her words “see if Sienna is worth that contract.” “I was a little surprised when I got the call from Wilde. I mean, she ducked me for years, so I find it a little cowardly that she’d send Sienna in there with me, beef or not. Either way, I’m going to take this opportunity to get a few rounds and hopefully get a couple of fights this year.” When informed of Elisha's comments Sienna is quick to respond  “Well, I always wanted to get in there with the best, and Elisha is definitely a top name of the 2000’s. She won multiple titles and waged countless wars during that time. I’m looking forward to the opening bell and facing a legend that little Miss Wilde never had the guts to face. With Nicole on the scrapheap, Pene dealt with, and Olivia on the run, I think that Elisha is an epic test and even better fit for a new rival."

Sienna out first escorted by Jaime Pressly, she disrobes to reveal a blue bikini top, white trunks with blue trim, and matching blue gloves and boots, short blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Olivia Wilde looks on from the front row, whispering “a quarter of our budget for that” to Julianne Hough as Sienna warms up. Elisha comes out last, escorted by her corner woman and longtime Miller foil Julie Benz. She disrobes to reveal a red bikini top, white trunks with red trim, and matching white gloves and boots, short blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Both girls are respectful during the refs instructions, tapping gloves and trotting back to their corners before the opening bell.

R1:  Sienna quickly unpacks her jab, pumping out quick flurries that ricochet off Elisha’s guard. Cuthbert circling, responding with clipping jabs of her own followed by booming hooks that bounce off Miller’s mitts and keep her honest as she skirts back to the perimeter rather than risk a pitched battle. Elisha lunges forward, hurling a right hook that sails just over Sienna’s head, Miller takes advantage as she slams a compact hook off Elisha’s liver winning a sob of anguish from her foe. Cuthbert staggering forward, eyes half shut as she snares Sienna’s waist and pulls her forward to clinch. Miller’s eyes light up as she peppers Cuthbert’s waist with hateful leather, spanking a left hook off her belly button before landing a pair of compact uppercuts to her hulking breasts. Elisha holding on, keeping Sienna in close with her right, leaning in cheek to cheek as she slaps left hands off her core. Miller hating it, but eating the punishment as she herds Elisha to the ropes, pushing her back and loading up on a right hook just as the bell sounds to end the first. Blonde battlers exchanging a glance, tapping gloves before heading back to their corners.

R2: Sienna quickly makes her way mid ring, eager to pick up where she left off in the first, neglecting her corner's advice to keep her girl at a distance as she decides to engage Elisha in close quarters. Miller quickly regrets her decision as Elisha’s inside game proves to be as dangerous as ever. The lookout veteran launches a barrage of hooks to Sienna’s rib cage that takes the air from her and forces her to clinch. Cuthbert keeps up the pressure, breaking Miller’s grasp and further blasting her belly leaving searing pink tracks. Elisha walks her girl down, beating her core like a drum between clinches. The bell can’t come soon enough for a battered Sienna as she gingerly makes her way back to the Empire corner. 

R3:  Elisha works her way forward behind a raised guard, pumping out counter jabs as she bobs away from harm, slowly herding Sienna to the ropes as she suddenly leaps out of her stance and slams a harpoon of a right hook into Miller’s raised guard, knocking her mitts to the side, and leaving her face exposed for a follow up left jab that smacks her head backwards. Cuthbert in pursuit as her girl is reeling, slamming a compact left uppercut beneath her guard and sending her bouncing off the ropes. Miller hurt, but she’s not quitting covering up to absorb Elisha’s shelling, somehow managing to ensnare her head beneath her right arm as Cuthert hurls an off balance hook and responding with a series of lefts to the body as Elisha wriggles in her grasp. Cuthbert manages to free herself, but in the process she takes a trio of compact left uppercuts to the breasts that back her up at the bell.

Between rounds Jamie urges Sienna to “claim that core” reminding her that she needs to wear away at her body to drop her guard and diminish her power. Sienna nodding as she looks across at Elisha who’s already on her feet at the ten second warning.

R4 : Sienna heeds Jamie’s advice as she looks to wick away at Elisha’s body, dropping a pair of slicing hooks into her belly after peppering her guard with a quick flurry of jabs, looking on in astonishment as Cuthbert largely shakes it off and bobs forward in pursuit and stalks her around the perimeter, suddenly turning up the gas as she lurches forward beneath a left hook and slams a straight left into Miller’s mouth freezing her on the spot and providing the opening she needed to muscle her into the ropes. Cuthbert using every ounce of her curvy muscle to bully Miller into the cables as the lean blonde leans onto her behind a raised guard which only adds further to Elisha’s cause as she presses her forearm against Sienna’s guard for leverage. Once she’s got her in position Cuthbert hammers away with reckless abandon, slamming her mitts against Sienna’s shoulders and biceps as she uses her forearms and elbows to prevent her from attempting to clinch. After a minute of sustained bombardment Elisha begins to tire, allowing Sienna the chance to fit an overhead right into her left eye that momentarily stuns the big blonde and provides the opening she needs to pivot to her left and trade positions with her girl. Cuthbert is forced to take a seat on the second rope as Sienna slugs away in the pocket, punishing her girl with  brutal right hands to the ribs and ears. Elisha is in a bad place, glassy eyed as she is forced to clinch as her legs turn to spaghetti, waltzing in the pocket with Miller as the bell sounds to end a see-saw fourth.

Between rounds Jamie is overheard telling Sienna to “hit and run” as Elisha still has far too much in the tank, urging her not to overestimate the damage she’s managed to cause thus far.

R5: The hellacious war from the fourth round spills over as a winded Elisha bullrushes Sienna as the opening bell sounds, muscling her into the Empire corner and gutting her midsection with a left uppercut that forces her hands down and leaves her vulnerable to a right cross that blasts her in the mouth and sends Miller reeling into the ropes, eyes glazed over, mouth open in shock. Cuthbert snarling, hurling lefts and rights that blast Sienna’s guard from side to side, eventually turning her focus to Miller’s body as she stacks her up and treats her belly and breasts like a heavy bag. Sienna sobbing aloud, arms crossed, trying to ride out the storm as Cuthbert makes her pay for her abuse over the last two rounds. At the bell both girls look utterly spent, cores pinkened, eyes moist, as they look wearily across the ring at one another.

R6: Sienna looks to get back on her bicycle and avoid Cuthbert’s power, using her legs to circle Elisha as she pops out quick sequences of jabs. Cuthbert keeps her gloves up, bobbing in the pocket as she lets Sienna tire herself out a little for the first minute before ducking beneath a left jab and slamming a brutal right hook into Miller’s solar plexus. Sienna tragically hurt, staggering backwards as Elisha charges forward in pursuit. Cuthbert muscles a stunned Sienna to the ropes, roughing her up as she denies her the opportunity to clinch, forcing Miller to take her weight as she slams short lefts and rights into her body, keeping her trapped as Sienna covers up earmuff. Elisha is relentless as she digs gouging uppercuts to Miller’s body sending shockwaves throughout her body. Sienna taking a terrible beating, trying to fight back as she throws short right hands, but due to Cuthbert’s mastery in the pocket, she’s unable to get any real mustard on them as Elisha lunges in with a sweeping left hook that snaps Sienna’s head to the side followed by a right that sends a cloud of spit and swear flying into the air, Miller’s head drops to her chest, as Cuthbert swivels her head yet again with a brutal left that sends her mouthpiece dribbling to the canvas. Sienna’s eyes roll back, eyelashes fluttering as she drops to her knees and reclines against the ropes. Cuthbert showing concern, looking down at her opponent as the ref calls it off without a count! KO 6 Elisha Cuthbert!

Elisha quickly makes her way over to the Empire corner to check on Sienna and offer her a hug as Olivia Wilde stares on from the front row. Cuthbert complementary in post fight interviews. “She hurt me early and if there were another 30 seconds left in the first, I don’t know if I’d be standing here right now. Sienna has a good jab and springy legs, which gave me problems early on. But, I knew that once the fight progressed, I’d make her eat some of my shots and get into her body. If she wants to go again I’m game, but I’d really like to get my gloves on Olivia in a management vs management bout.” Sienna nodding in agreement as Jamie Pressly helps her to the back, turning her head to avoid the hateful glares of Julianne Hough and Olivia Wilde.