Emily Ratajkowski vs Sandra Kubicka

(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

Emily:

(30, 5’7, 52:21 FCBA, VIXENs)

Sandra:

(27, 5’8, 17:7 FCBA, Lioness Club)

BEFORE:

Polish demolition derby as Sandra Kubicka tries to put down a challenge from Emily Ratajkowski in its infancy. We’re honestly stunned both women have yet to face each other in the ring, what with both ladies of the same ethnic descent, and similar physical features to boot.

Sandra is three years younger and an inch taller, which gives Emily experience as the sole advantage. It’s also clear that while both women share the same motherland, there’s very little love lost between them, as they set each other with glares during the pre-fight staredown, hands firmly on hips as they size the woman up.

“Sandra’s been billed as the next best thing to arrive on these shores,” Emily says later to reporters. “I’d like to test that theory.”

“Emily’s only known for those balloons and taking off her clothes in public. She’s given us Poles a bad name,” Sandra responds, clearly setting up a chain reaction that’s bound to heat up.

Fight night and Emily is dressed in a simple, loose black bikini, with strings tied around her limbs and doing their best to hold her considerable assets in place. Sandra has gone for a bright red bikini, almost equally as skimpy. Emily’s blue gloves to Sandra’s white, and with the referee’s signal, HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!

ROUND 1:

Both girls lighting each other’s face up to start, a mutual march to meet and then sticking gloves into the face willy-nilly. Emily a little quicker, shoving a stiff right hand into the lips to draw first blood, but Sandra as determined, and knocks the Vixen’s head back with a tight jab of her own to the nose. Very little strategy here as both fighters test each other’s mettle, Emily continuing to poke at the face with fast and hard flurries, but Sandra dipping low and wading in even closer, stunning the Vixen with several hooks to her sides, and one of them even hitting the chest to draw a dangerous scowl on Emily’s face

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ROUND 2:

Emily responds with aggression and power of her own, controlling Sandra back with several dings to her face, that lean figure allowing the Vixen to let her fists fly a little faster, or at least faster than her opponent can respond with. Sandra gets her own licks in as well, but always a microsecond after Emily’s busting left hand to the tummy or chin, which screws with her own power and accuracy. Ratajkowski does take a glancing shot to the lips, but her outrage is not as easily extinguished, shooting in another snap uppercut that cuts into Sandra’s chest for payback, and earning her a loud squeal as well. This ain’t a JMD contest, ladies, but a good sign that this showdown is starting to get personal.

ROUND 3:

Sandra RUSHES in at the bell, looking to take Emily by surprise! It works, with Emily barely covering up her head before she’s knocked to the side by a hook across the arms, Kubicka then dipping low and going to work on the Vixen’s body and tits with pounding lefts and right hands. Emily’s wincing, getting driven into the ropes, trying to hold onto the shoulders and back of Sandra’s neck as the blonde shoves her gloves into the tummy and waistline, then huffs hot air into Emily’s chest right before rocking them about within their sockets. Ratajkowski’s had enough of the abuse in the second half, however, delivering an illegal elbow to the side of Sandra’s face, which dazes her, before plunging her fist into her left breast, then using the blonde’s shock to torch her across the face for good measure. Kubicka is sent reeling, but keeps on her feet, and the two ladies LUNGE at each other repeatedly for the remaining minute, tying up in the other’s arms before swinging and snarling best they can. Referee has to physically pry these two apart, but there’s no doubt that Kubicka has regained the lead here.

ROUND 4:

Sandra uses her height and bigger bulk to stun Emily in the first minute, left hand pawing at the brunette’s lips before her more powerful right hand sailing in to bash the stomach or chin. Emily takes it without complaint for a while, before managing to swerve around another of Sandra’s straight hands, dipping low and bringing her fist right back up into her chin as payback - POW!! Sandra’s stargazing, her head knocked high and eyes squeezed shut! She didn’t see that slippery move from Ratajkowski till it was too late! Ratajkowski’s throwing more lefts and rights at her head, snagging the chin and cheek and delivering another nasty shot across her face to send her careening into the ropes. There, Emily pins her blonde foe down pelvis pressed to pelvis, one hand dug under Sandra’s arm to hold her in place, the other fist shoved into her body over and over again, before Sandra’s body wilts over in her arms, Sandra’s lips sliding down her foe’s chest and tummy before collapsing near her bikini briefs. Emily kicks her away in disgust, allowing the referee to kickstart his own 10-count! Sandra, however, just keeps heading downwards, first collapsing to her knees, then tilting over to hit the deck on her side! She’s knocked out COLD, folks!

Official Decision: Emily Ratajkowski defeats Sandra Kubicka via KO4!

AFTER:

“The next best thing, she was not,” Emily smiles to reporters post-fight, puckering those lips for an air-kiss and smile. “She’s still young, I guess, but the b*tch needs to learn her place, and who’s the better woman in the ring.”