Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Georgia Salpa vs Micaela Schaefer
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs Tech Unlimited Europe)
(8-9, 8 KO vs 2-16, 2 KO)
JMDD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 34D (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Irish model Georgia Salpa gives it another jug muggin' try after going down to the highly touted Nabilla Benattia last year and this time she squares off against the German erotic model Micaela Schaefer whose career resume remains as inferior as it gets. However Schaefer is never shy to duke it out in the ring and vows to render Salpa topless for better or worse: "I can totally beat this #### up! She's barely won a fight in the last five years so spare me the usual Lookout! media talk. She might be the worst fighter on that Nicole Richie joke of a roster!" (giggles).

Georgia Salpa wears a black bikini set & light blue gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Micaela Schaefer wears a white bikini top, black hip-huggers & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Georgia leads the way early on thumping a vintage uppercut drive into the fellow brunette's rack and Micaela simply soaks up the abuse without a lot of urgency to do something about it until she cracks a left hook on the jaw to shake the younger model off. This punch only makes Salpa more angry and she applies more uppercut pressure blasting a slow-moving German back to the ropes with ease. She traps Schaefer down there and takes off with a slugging series that mauls the German's rack with a capital M! Woof. Micaela tries to strike back but offers very little beyond a customary single-hand delivery and quickly disappears behind a tight earmuff while Salpa cranks up the heat to secure a commanding position for remainder of the round but she's unable to knock the older brunette down for the count.

Round 2:
Micaela realizes she has to get moving here or else Georgia will rough her up in no time. She turns it up to connect with an uppercut drive herself and holds her own even if catches plenty of the Irish model's forearms along the way. Georgia works it around those efforts to land some hits from the east/west side of the rack and manages to sink Schaefer into noticeable spasms however the German stays in the zone to trade more blows and drops Salpa off the curve down the stretch. Both women settle for single strikes which makes Nicole Richie a little upset in the Lookout! Atlantic corner, she wants Georgia to keep mauling but it's never that easy when you feature a stop-gap schedule most of the time. Georgia barks in anger at the bell and gets animated during the interval but...

Round 3:
...she keeps misfiring in the third when Micaela locks her down in a proper phone booth again. A lot of hussling going on alas the uppercut route becomes too predictable at this stage and Schaefer flirts with more aerial shots to go off-script just often enough to raise more noise from the Lookout! corner. Georgia got off to a hot start but has flatlined ever since and she gives Micaela extra room to mash in with the jug shots. Ugh! A belting hook bends the Irish model sideways and Schaefer jumps on the slugging heat to suddenly rise above the resident punchbag status. She blasts Salpa back into the corner and rips more body shots catching the under side of the breasts as well while the younger brunette struggles to find her response and sinks into loud spasms to real put the Cardiff audience on notice. Uh-oh! Schaefer on the charge for remainder of the round as thumps her way into a wide margin making Salpa look like the worst fighter on the LAB roster after all. Woof. Ref has to pull the German away at the bell and has a hard time doing so.

Round 4:
Micaela brings in the heat to cash in on that previous round but Georgia isn't that worn out just yet and finds the guile to fight back and drop some genuine bombs into the German's rack again. Schaefer refuses to back off and gets stung on the solar plexus before Salpa hits one on the chin to pay the early due. Micaela wasn't ready for that hack and she wobbles to her heels while the Irish woman duly thumps her with more uppercut haze and backs her all the way into the neutral corner where she unloads more wrath to PUNCH it out of the ballpark. She clobbers the German both in & off the jugs to connect with the chin before lining a wicked double on the solar plexus that probably makes the sternum buckle as well. DOWN GOES MICAELA in the corner and she's just not build to recover from such adversity. She cries out in pain and hugs her jugs to let the count pass her by few seconds later while Georgia teases the Cardiff crowd with a lenghty jug twerking performance! KO4 Georgia Salpa!!!

AFTER: Here come the extras, Georgia has her gloves removed and drags the conquered foe by the hair to the center of the ring where she slaps her on the face and traps her head between her thighs before coming down to facesit her for additional pleasure. Micaela taps out on Georgia's thighs and gets a pass but then 32C set comes into play and the proud German cannot avoid the full frontal smother anymore. Georgia sends her into Unconsciousville within the next twenty seconds and openly calls out veteran Pia Miller for another all-brunette clash as her next step: "I need more workout this summer and Pia can sell tickets plus she always looks great down on her backside! That all works for me too so let's get this done soon!" (winks).

Official Result: Georgia Salpa def. Micaela Schaefer KO4.