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30 June 2022 Superheroines @ The Asylum V: New Beginnings Post-Fight Press Conference

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 30 June 2022 at 12:32am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Sophie Mudd, Peyton List, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kennedy McMann, Katy Perry, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Sceej Boxing for sending the lovely Ms. Munn to Philly for what was a great fight. And, let's not forget our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Sophie. That was another solid JMD win for her. It seems like JMD might be the plan right now..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, we're always open to opportunities, wherever they might arise. That's what 3.0 is all about. But, for the moment, Sophie's got some JMD traction, so, we'll explore that. But, we're going to be open to other things for her, whether they be the lineal belts, the Ice Hotel, or the beach. Nothing's ruled out. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "One place you aren't working right now is flyweight, but Kristen showed she can compete with a very good bantam..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, I'm not surprised. That's something we may explore some. And, Kris might also explore things like the beach. We'll see what comes up as we move forward. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Peyton, Kennedy, and Kara. One of your developmental girls and two 'juniors'. All three got wins tonight. How big were they?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, Peyton's been about improving since she got here, and she's done a good job of that. We like what we see a little more every time she's in there. As for Kennedy and Kara, again, this is the Junior year for them, and it's time to show that they can be contenders. I think both took a big step toward doin' that tonight. Alexander fought for the title. Delevingne has beaten some very good opponents. Both of those girls are very good fighters, so, yeah, those were big wins. Very big wins. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "You've been talking welter, and Katy's obviously a big part of that. She came up pretty big tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Huge. If you'll recall, it was a loss to Lawrence that sealed the Front Street fate of one of our other welters. This was a big opportunity for Katy, for her to show that she can compete with the top girls up there. Well, J-Law held the belts a year and a half ago, so, that's a top girl. That bein' said, we're gonna take the opportunities where we find 'em with Katy. Beach maybe. Lightweight certainly. JMDD certainly. And, welter, too, if those opportunities arise. Lots of ways to go. We'll see what happens. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"