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12 July 2022 Jaimie Alexander vs Joanna Krupa

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by IBB on 12 July 2022 at 5:36am

Jaimie Alexander vs Joanna Krupa

Results. Lookout: Story, Tractorpull

Tale of the Tape

Jamie Alexander
Age 36
Height 5’9”
10-9-0

Joanna Krupa
Age 53
Height 5’7”
16-15-0

BEFORE
Jamie Alexander is at the podium “Last year both Krupa and I beat Charlize. Well let me tell you about that. I faced Theron first. I had been following the FCBA years before I joined. All I heard was that Theron was the greatest. I was sick of it. I destroyed her. Joanna knocked her out a couple months later. It was no big deal. She was facing the dregs I had left of that old beaten down helpless blonde. She was easy meat. Joanna got a lot of publicity for winning that fight, but it was me that handed her an easy one. She never bothered to thank me for the favor I did her. She thinks she did all on her own. I’m going do to her what I did to what’s her name for being an ungrateful…whatever"

Joanna moves to the podium. You know Jamie, are really first class bytch. You simply caught Charlize on a bad night. It happens to us all. She’s a friend and now you are going to have to deal with me. I’ll be real, I liked you until you opened your mouth. Now I want to shut it.. Do you understand? If so, move your head up and down. For me to repeat the question, move it side to side. Just what I thought. A blank face.. An FCBA official worrying this could get out of hand, thanks the two and they leave by opposite sides of the stage.

THE FIGHT. Jamie is wearing a black bikini with black gloves and boots, Her brunette hair is pulled tight around her head. Joanna is in a red bikini, with white gloves. Her blonde hair is in a ponytail The referee gives instructions keeping them arms length away. Jamie mutters something and Joanna starts for her, but the referee quickly sends them to their corners

Round 1. They both move to the center of the ring. Touching gloves is out of the question. They circle watching each other and then Jamie makes the first move with a left jab to Joanna’s face. Joanna returns it a right and a brief exchange occurs until Joanna breaks it off. Joanna makes the next move closing with a left to the side of Jamie’s heard and then a right. Jamie is in close and digs a right-left to the midsection and then comes up with a right hook to Joanna jaw that send her back a couple of steps. The brunette quickly follows up with a right to the chest that brings a look of pain in Joanna’s eyes. Jamie, then goes to the body beating Joanna back into the ropes. Jamie keeps punching away at the blondes body until Joanna manages to get into a clinch and hold on till the referee is able to separate them. Joanna then backs way as the round ends.

Round 2. Jamie’s plan is to use the body attack to wear Joanna down. Joanna doesn’t seem to have plan. She just circles waiting for Jamie to come to her. Jamie lands an overhand right to the face and is quickly inside Joanna guard and starts working again on the blonde’s midsection. A left cross to the head and then a right stops the brunette and send her a couple steps back. Joanna then lands a right hook to the chin that sends the brunette back into the ropes. It’s payback time and Joanna goes to the body driving a couple punches to the solar plexus that has Jamie hurt. Joanna now goes to the head with a left and right cross. Jamie in desperation lands a right hook to Joanna’s chin that buckles her legs and has her stumbling back, but the round ends before Jamie and follow up

Round 3. Both fighters are quickly out of their corners and once again meet in the center of the ring. This time there is no finesse. They start punching at each other. Tummies are pounded. Chest mauled and heads swiveled as they punch away of each other. The crowd is on its feet. Suddenly, as if on cue they break away, both breathing heavily from the exertion. Alexander is the first to move back in. She buckles Krupa’s legs with a right hook to the chin. She follows up with a right cross, then a left and another right that sends Joanna to the ropes. Jamie quickly follows with a right to the midsection and left to the chest. Jamie is in close punching away at her opponents body. Joanna finally manages to surge forward and get Alexander into a clinch. The referee separates them. Joanna backs off carefully watching Jamie, waiting for her to make her move. Jamie makes her move, a right cross misses but the follow up left hook sends Joanna back a couple steps. Joanna starts to respond with a left hook but Jamie beats her to the punch with a right to the side of her head. Jamis preps for the follow up as the round ends

Round 4. Jamie’s corner likes the way the fight is going, Jamie thinks she is faster on her feet and has quicker hands. She is simply going to pick Krupa apart before going for the KO. Joanna is slow out of her corner. It’s intentional. She is going to let Alexander come to her, let Alexander spend the energy. Alexander makes the move closing and going to Krupa’s body with lefts and rights to the midsection, but Krupa takes the flurry and finally sends Jamie back with a right hook to the chin. Jamie may be faster, but just maybe Krupa has the edge of power. Joanna follows up punching Alexander back to the center of the ring. Alexander takes the punches and moves to the side and as Joanna moves to follow a Alexander overhand right lands to the side of her head sending Joanna staggering. It’s not that Joanna is hurt, but that she lost balance. Jamie moves to follow up and takes a right to her face that backs her off once again. Again Jamie moves in with a right-left to the body as the round ends. The judges give the round to Jamie for her aggression

Round 5. In Joanna’s corner they tell her that her opponent has taken three of the first four rounds. She needs to get more aggressive. Joanna just shrugs and again at the bell, she is slowly out of her corner and moving along the ropes. She again is going to let Jamie come to her. Jamie knows her aggression has her ahead on the cards, she going to continue. She is moving with Joanna, She following her has she changed directions. Finally Jamie sees her opening and quickly delivers and left-right to the body and a left hook to the chin. Joanna takes it and returns crosses to Jamie’s head, but she is somewhat restricted by being on the ropes. Her corner is telling her to move away. She lands a left hook to Jamie’s chin who steps back and Joanna is off the ropes. They are back into the center of the ring exchanging punches. Neither is backing down, then the punching starts to go Joanna’s way and Alexander breaks it and starts circling looking for another opening. Seeing one she moves to attack, but the bell ends the round.

Round 6. In Joanna’s corner, she tells them she can sense that Alexander is way over-confident and she is going to make a big mistake. Once again Joanna is going to let Jamie come to her. Jamie moves in and lands three quick jabs to Joanna’s face. Joanna stumbles back and Jamie surges forward right into a right uppercut.
Jamie stops in shock. Joanna then steps in and buries a right into the brunettes solar plexus and a left uppercut straightens Jamie up. Joanns then steps in and lands a body twisting right uppercut that catches all of Alexander’s chin, dropping on her back. Joanna take one look at her downed opponent and then turns a walks to a corner as the referee counts to seven and waives the fight off

Joanna Krupa Def Jamie Alexander KO6

AFTER

Joanna is meeting the press. Joanna; “You saw the fight. I don’t have much if anything to add”.

Blonde Magazine: “How long have you been enemies.”

Joanna; “I really don’t know her I thought she was OK until she started taking credit for my win over Theron. I decided than she wasn’t what I thought and she wasn’t going to get credit for that win”

Boxing World. “Are you two going to mix it up again?”

Joanna: “You’re going to ask her. I doubt she wants any more of me”.

HBO: “Where is Alexander? Why isn’t she here?”

Joanna: “Again you are going to have to ask her” Now if you excuse me I am going home. I’m thinking the bed is going to look awfully good”