JMDD ON DAZN
Posted by Vassago on 21 July 2022 at 5:40am
Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction
Abigail Ratchford vs Doutzen Kroes
(Lioness Club vs Lookout! Atlantic Boxing)
(6-3, 6 KO vs 6-15, 6 KO)
JMDD Value: 36 DD (Natural) vs 35B (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: When you have more social media followers than Kate Upton then you're always in prime demand and that's Abigail Ratchford's calling card as she books a jug muggin' clash against another member of the Lookout team - Doutzen Kroes. The Dutch model hasn't found much success since reaching the European Cup final back in 2020 and some pundits wonder if Abigail only targeted her to pass over the message to Kate who defeated her once in BBU already.
Both women believe they can score a famous victory tonight albeit Doutzen's jug muggin' experience is somewhat limited compared to the Pennsylvania glamour model. Will that actually make any difference?
Abigail Ratchford wears a white & red themed bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a custon ponytail. Doutzen Kroes wears a black bikini set & orange gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.
Round 1:
Doutzen moves in to smack the brunette's jugs from each side as she glues her mitts on target and somewhat suprisingly meets little resistance from Abby who takes her time to find a proper response. However the Dutch model pounds her onto the ropes by then and keeps working on the Double-D jackpot to bend Ratchford sideways in the process. Woof. Lioness coach Claudia Schiffer loses her patience already while Abigail manages to pluck some hits into Doutzen's midsection but fails to stop the older model from pounding away more jugs to the point she has to apply the earmuff cover. Meanwhile Kroes works the body connection come the final minute and keeps the American trapped in subdued position for remainder of the round which she claims by a wide margin indeed.
Round 2:
Abby has to get going and she meets the Dutch foe in the center of the ring to trigger a crowd-pleasing back & forth jug bumpin' contest. Both women hammer each other on target to see who blinks first but neither of them does during the opening minute. Abigail then decides to punch the blonde in the gut and connects with a stray elbow on the solar plexus to throw the older woman off her comfort zone. Doutzen still tries to regain her dominant position but eats a scything cross on the jaw before Ratchford pounds her back to the ropes with more jug connection. She pays back the favor from the opening round and traps Kroes under a vicious uppercut barrage that drops the Dutchwoman behind a rather desperate earmuff. Abby has to be dragged off her rival at the bell and the Lookout! Atlantic corner doesn't like that at all.
Round 3:
Doutzen seeks more uppercut damage but she fails to hurt the brunette during a feisty phone booth dispute in the center of the ring before Abby smacks her over the top to set up a proper jug muggin' response thereafter. This is where the blonde's relative lack of JMDD experience comes back to haunt her as she allows Ratchford to strike both high & low to assume a commanding position. Abby lands several quick harpoons that stay just above the waist line and drops a hooking bomb on the chin to slump the older model into loud spasms. Doutzen can't even argue all those chin shots as Abigail is quick to work on her jugs and she backs the blonde onto the corner where she rips another harpoon series on the ribcage to leave the Dutchwoman slumped in more spasms come the bell.
Round 4:
Kroes secures the uppercut rally to finally neutralize the American brunette in the center of the ring before she bangs a left hook on the chin to force the younger model into a rather hectic go-around thereafter. Ratchford refuses to drop the slugging approach but she can only match the blonde's uppercut production and eventually loses her mojo when Doutzen snaps her head back a couple of times and sinks her gloves into the solar plexus as well. Abby has to clinch the older model but Doutzen bangs away into her stomach and digs her shoulder into the chin to trigger a dirty spell in the corner. Ugh! Abigail tries to break free but Kroes slams more uppercuts on her rack to maintain the superior position until the bell.
Round 5:
Both models seek uppercut destruction and punish each other in the center of the ring until Abby carries a left hook into Doutzen's jaw and drops her on the heels. Blonde tries to push off but the brunette gets there first and connects with a piledriver double on the boobs before sliding a harpoon on the solar plexus that finally pins the Dutch heroine against the wall. She cries out in pain and can't do anything about Ratchford's furious uppercut rally that lifts the blonde's jugs into her slumped chin. The slugging rally takes ten seconds off the clock before Kroes bursts into tearful spasms and DROPS TO HER KNEES holding her jugs in visible pain! Uh-oh!!! She looks hurt alright and allthough she beats the count at eight the ref isn't totally convinced about her physical presence anymore. Abby wants the fight resumed... and that's exactly what happens but Doutzen walks into another uppercut barrage and cries out some more that prompts the ref to STEP IN and stop the contest ten seconds later after all. TKO5 Abigail Ratchford!!!
AFTER: Doutzen did her best until she just couldn't take the punishment anymore and she was handed a swift exit which isn't maybe a surprise in her age 37 season. Abigail gives her the old fashioned walk of shame before forcing her down on her knees to apply a headlock for social media purpose. She then whispers something in her ear - could be Kate Upton related - and then finally pins the blonde on the canvas to issue the ineviteable breast smother while also twerking her derriere for extra fan service. Abigail vows to enter the JMDD contender picture and hopes to land a spot on the upcoming beach boxing PPV to further expand her profile. She's got all the tools to make the grade and even BLONDE! Magazine pundits admit she's doing a fine job so far and there's more to come from the Pennsylvania's proudest glamour model. Stay tuned!
Official Result: Abigail Ratchford def. Doutzen Kroes TKO5. |
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