BBU Jugs of Mass Destruction Title
Ch Catalina Otalvaro vs Joanna Krupa
(Glamour Boxing Academy vs BBU Independent)
(11-1, 11 KO vs 5-6, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 36D (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Colombian glamour model Catalina Otalvaro is ready for another JMD title defense and she has decided to swing for the fences against a dangerous cougar Joanna Krupa who owns a better size and fighting record highlighted by two wins over the legend of female boxing Charlize Theron across the pond. Joanna was supposed to flash her talents on the upcoming Polish Independence Day card next month but one should never pass an opportunity to take a silverware trophy - especially the JMD golden bra which is worth the price of admission for any model out there.

Catalina Otalvaro wears a yellow bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Joanna Krupa wears a red deep V one-piece swimsuit & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Joanna loads up into an early uppercut rampage trying to smack the Colombian champion right out of the building but the hectic assault doesn't result in the desired outcome and Catalina stays in the slugging exchange dropping several hard punches in response. There's truly no messing around in this fight with both women accepting the high-octane script and literally going for broke from the opening bell. Joanna eventually lands the supreme series and splits the brunette's cups before flying with a left hook on the jaw to further shake Otalvaro off her game. The champion has to fall back onto the ropes where Krupa traps her with more uppercut frenzy and manages to catch both the jugs and the chin on the follow through. She adds more leather from each side and leaves Catalina all covered up behind a tight earmuff at the bell.

Round 2:
Another fast start from the challenger who finds more success thumping the Colombian rack from the inside but Catalina slowly gathers her poise to find a meaningful response come the second minute. Joanna stays in the slugging groove and remains convinced she can break the champion's resilience however it's easier said than done and Otalvaro licks her from the south before blasting a harpoon series around the liver area. Joanna refuses to back off and blocks some of these low hits while Catalina shouts at her before pushing her off onto the ropes. A wild hook then rams the Polish model in the solar plexus but the clock expires before the champion can make further progress.

Round 3:
Catalina works some heavy drill to the body and she finally slows Joanna's slugging drive down before moving into an uppercut blast to drop the older model onto her heels. Krupa still refuses to back off and wants to land that haymaker punch any which way however Otalvaro duly outworks her in the proverbial phone booth and spins her onto the turnbuckle half-way through the round. Joanna tries to swing back over the top alas Catalina weaves away from danger and unloads another gut-checking rally before working the uppercut blast to lift the blonde's jugs and slump her into noticeable spasms come the bell. Woof. Joanna still gives the champion a proper bytch stare thereafter but the Colombian model doesn't take the bait and simply...

Round 4:
...lets her gloves do the talking which leaves her in supreme spot early in the fourth when she drills the blonde's solar plexus and powers ahead to bash the cleavage from the inside. Krupa looked fine running the fight from the front but she struggles to embrace the South American uppercut mayhem and gets blizted back to the post where Catalina whacks her on the mouth seemingly out of sheer curiosity. She keeps the cougar foe pinned to the turnbuckle and overruns any response efforts before driving more leather up Joanna's gut to slump her into more spasms come the final stretch. Krupa has to clinch the champion in order to bleed the clock out however Otalvaro still pings her on the liver area and leaves her in visible pain when the referee finally pulls her away at the bell.

Round 5:
Catalina flies in with the uppercut blast and lifts Joanna's boobs straight into her chin before the Polish model grinds into a halt wholesale and lets the younger model beat her up in the center of the ring. The otherwise shaky defense collapses alltogether and Otalvaro shows the challenger no mercy whatsoever bashing her around and doing more damage to the V-shaped cleavage before she actually punches the right breast into the open which stuns Joanna into outright spasms. And then she gets blasted on the solar plexus one more time and FOLDS DOWN ONTO HER KNEES trying to protect the exposed breast. Uh-oh!!! She sits down on the canvas and takes her time before dropping on her back and crying out her surrender. Guess all those jug strikes really had to hurt!!! KO5 and STILL the BBU JMD champion Catalina Otalvaro!!!

AFTER: The Colombian glamour model makes this stuff look effortless and she really punched Joanna half-topless here in the end which is an impressive finish that ought to silence any doubters who demand to see Catalina more often in the ring. Some of these big mouths ain't that keen to challenge for the title but the GBA entourage is willing to accept anyone brave enough to face the Cali native.

Back to the ring and Catalina circles around the fallen cougar for a while; she then plants her foot on the exposed breast and shouts more Spanish words before kneeling down and landing some elbows into the blonde's chest to add to her misery. Time to ride Joanna's face next and the Polish model can't leave for the exit door soon enough alas she is smothered underneath Catalina's crotch so she doesn't even register when the lights truly go out!

BBU TV picks up a scoop from Christine Bleakley who reveals that Joanna will be back on November 11th to celebrate the Polish Independence Day with one of Doda's Polish Beauty glamour models being targeted as the not-so-mystery opponent.

Official Result: Ch Catalina Otalvaro def. Joanna Krupa KO5.