Jesy Nelson vs Lauren Pope
(BBU Independent vs Frankie's Foxes)
(2-10, 2 KO vs 0-4)
JMD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 32DD (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former Little Mix singer Jesy Nelson earned herself residency at the Gaslight Club after she knocked out host Bianca Gascoigne back in January and she's ready to mount a jug muggin' campaign this summer that is supposed to elevate her from the punchbag status into something more relevant. It's a bold idea as most pundits believe Jesy is still "all talk" to put it mildly but she's not without a chance to score another win tonight since her opponent Lauren Pope remains winless in four previous attempts.

Both women don't really respect each other and Lauren thinks she can finally get off the mark in BBU competition; she vows to "punch the stupid cow topless" and there is some action even before the opening bell as the Frankie's Foxes entourage sends Myleene Klass to verbally taunt the Little Mix camp where Leigh-Anne Pinnock supports her ex-bandmate in special coaching role tonight.

Jesy Nelson wears a white crop top, micro jeans shorts & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Lauren Pope wears a black crop top, micro jeans shorts & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Lauren charges up the middle to deliver the classic uppercut drive on the singer's rack and she does a great job with the initial attack shutting Nelson down wholesale. Some heavy slaps lift the brunette's bumpers and she has to adjust her footing but still gets clobbered onto the ropes without actually landing a single punch on target herself. Meanwhile Lauren simply pours on the beef and connects with more vicious uppercuts before landing a quick hook on the jaw to open Nelson up for another slugging rally. Merciless pounding from the blonde woman who wants to inflict as much damage as possible here and she profits from a complete lack of resistance from the stunned opponent. Jesy manages to land some weak uppercuts amid this blonde rout but quickly fades behind a tight earmuff and it's all Pope for remainder of the round. Some wild screams from Leigh-Anne Pinnock in the Little Mix corner but Nelson is clearly up against it already!

Round 2:
Another blitz uppercut drive from Lauren who bounces off the brunette's breasts and catches her on the chin before a left hook on the jaw sinks the singer into loud spasms. Lauren takes her eye off the main prize and SMOKES the struggling opponent on the chin which only wobbles Jesy into more uppercut menace that thumps her rack into another painful experience. She tries to clinch the blonde woman but Pope shoves her away and cranks another uppercut drive that drains most of the singer's resistance come the second minute. Jesy bails out in chaotic avoidance but still trips over her own feet; Lauren pummels her onto the turnbuckle and keeps driving more shots on the rack to leave the singer aching her heart out at the bell. Woof! Not many Gaslight patrons expected this turn of events, least of all the manager Bianca Gascoigne herself!

Round 3:
Jesy is hurting here and Lauren simply gashes her with more uppercut wrath to glue the singer to the spot in the center of the ring before another series bounces off the mounds and catches the brunette on the chin. Uh-oh!!! Nelson spins to the side with a whimper and takes another hard combo up the middle that almost spills one of the breasts into the open. Another left/right double and Jesy bursts into tears so Lauren terminates her misery with a left hook on the jaw. DOWN GOES NELSON!!! The proud singer crashes down on her knees and then rolls to her back with eyes closed unable to take the punishment anymore! She is basically all done here and Leigh-Anne Pinnock realizes that as well as she jumps into the ring and tackles the blonde veteran into a rolling catfight which eventually prevents the immediate jug muggin' punishment...

...however Lauren still ends up on top of the other singer and smacks her with her gloves to trigger a security reaction moments later. All-out brawl takes place here with Lauren unwilling to let go until someone pours beer over her and she's finally wrestled back by a couple of muscular lads. Woof! Meanwhile Jesy is quietly counted out and allthough she's been spared the ultimate punishment, her Gaslight residency has started with a massive beatdown stinker! Onto the next one!

Official Result: Lauren Pope def. Jesy Nelson KO3.