BBU Friday Night Boxing from Cardiff Arena
Lily-Rose Depp vs Maisie Williams
(1-8, 1 KO vs 11-6, 11 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: We are live in the Cardiff Arena where all eyes are on Maisie Williams who tries to rebuild her career following a surprising axe from the Girls Friday stable last year. The petite Bristol actress is still only 26 years old so she's got plenty of time to become a serious player in BBU again even though Denise van Outen claims her chin just isn't good enough to meet the required physical demands: "Sometimes your ceiling is being an elite bridesmaid and this is what fits Maisie's profile. She can beat some of these veterans and glorified punchbags but I'd be shocked if she ever won any kind of silverware!"

Speaking of punchbags, Lily-Rose Depp remains a work in progress to put it very mildly with her only BBU victory coming at the expense of the lacklustre Nadine Coyle. However she enjoys a HBO appearance fee that allows her to showcase her talents despite limited physical tools.

Lily-Rose Depp wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Maisie Williams wears a red crop top, jeans shorts & brown gloves. Medium-lenght dark brown hair with bangs tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Lily gets the early jump and throws several clean hits into the brunette's face but there's not much power behind her efforts so Maisie navigates the early commotion before working an overhand response. However the single-hand striking isn't enough to worry even such a second rate opponent like Depp who wants to stay as aggressive as she can at this stage of the fight. Both women send in more punches up the middle and engage in crowd-pleasing dust up until a late clash of heads slows things down. Maisie recovers first and drops a couple of nasty harpoons to the body which drop Lily-Rose back onto the ropes but the Bristol actress misses on the put away leap and ends up stumbling onto the ropes herself while Depp circles back to the center of the ring just as the time expires.

Round 2:
More early aggression from Lily-Rose who wants to stick another series into Maisie's face and she does just that before a looping shot on the temple slumps Williams onto her heels. Ugh! No wonder Girls Friday folded the long-term prospects with Maisie as she spends the majority of the round fending off the head-hunting charge while Depp drives in more hits to leave visible marks on the brunette's face down the stretch. And she manages to back her onto the ropes where she triggers another slugging exchange to please the Cardiff audience. Williams gets vocal as she tries to nail the blonde with some of these wide hooks but only gets busted on the nose and slumps into loud spasms at the bell. Ugh! This is plain ugly stuff from the Bristol actress and even Denise van Outen is stunned in the TV booth.

Round 3:
Maisie seeks revenge and tries to land the vintage slam dunk combo given Depp's glass jaw reputation but she can't quite find her range while the Paris-born model works the spirited head-hunting response to give the brunette a nasty cut across the nasal ridge. Williams doesn't lose her composure even when she realizes she's been wounded by her overhand efforts are too predictable at this stage and she's got little help from her corner to even think of trying something else. Lily-Rose can be put down to sleep alright but Maisie is all lost at sea and suffers more damage when the blonde whacks her in the navel and dominates the final stretch by carving more holes in the midsection area until she shoves the ailing Williams onto the turnbuckle at the bell.

Round 4:
Maisie comes out swinging and shoots for the blonde's head only to wobble into an uppercut double on the chin that slumps her on the spot. Lily-Rose drops a free combo on the nose to open the recent wound and then it all goes RED when Maisie starts bleeding on the double following another head-hunting exchange in the center of the ring. Lily-Rose gets vocal as she drives in more hits and she simply breaks the brunette's spirits forcing her to cry out in pain but she still manages to stick one on the mouth when the ref was looking for the medical crew already. Maisie stumbles to the side with a whimper, takes her eye off the blonde and gets WHACKED by a right hook on the mouth that PUTS HER DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! Uh-oh!!! This is a painful one for all ye "Game of Thrones" fans but Maisie is toast! She desperately tries to avoid a bitter defeat but even when she climbs to her feet at seven there's not much fire in her eyes and the nasal wound looks even worse and can't stop leaking red paint so the fight is waved off on medical grounds! TKO4 Lily-Rose Depp!!!

AFTER: That HBO money could finally bring some joy into the blonde's camp as Lily secures her second career victory and of course it's an upset! She tries to stick it to the vanquished brunette but then decides to look into the future and calls out Netflix stunner Mimi Keene who was rumoured to be lining up a clash versus Maisie Williams herself.

Over to Lily: "I was supposed to fight Mimi a couple of years ago already but her management thought I wasn't up to her standard! Well, they better don't talk more nonsense like that or else I'm gonna derail whatever hype this little #### has left out there! Bring it on, bytch! HBO will pay for your medical expenses!" (giggles).

Official Result: Lily-Rose Depp def. Maisie Williams TKO4.