Jade was originally considered to be a contender when she started in BBU in 2013, but has been sparsely used, the 30 year old having made little impact in the celebrity boxing world, and this is her first fight for a year. Samia, of course, has been in regular action since being a founding member of BBU, and has probably had almost as many fights as she has had men during the period, and looks as good now at 41 as she ever has

Jade is first into the ring, wearing her blue leather corset and matching accessories, and she is soon joined by the ageless Samia, gorgeous as ever in a pink bra and panties set with matching gloves and boots, her auburn hair also streaked with pink as she shows off her inner Barbie

Round 1
Samia’s a little slow in the opening seconds, and Jade’s hitting her face with ease, the older girl already leaking a little blood from her lips within the first minute, but that’s got Jade a little over excited, and she’s become untidy, thinking she can blow Samia away inside the first minute or so, and the older girl gives her a reminder that she isn’t always the jobber she’s made out to be, and she’s thudding some heavy blows to Jade’s body, and she’s hurt her with a right hook to her belly area, presses her backwards, and has her on the ropes as the round draws to a close, Jade in some discomfort, as Samia whips in a straight left to her gut, Jade looking really vulnerable to the older girl’s body assault, although there was a hint of a low blow with that one from the wily veteran, who’s grinning as she returns to her corner at the end of a positive opening round.

Round 2
As soon as the fight restarts, Samia’s working Jade really hard to her body, but the younger girl is still gamely coming forward, and she’s dangerous with her right jab, finding Samia’s face very nicely, and now she’s trying to take her time more, after getting worked over in the first round, and this is better from Jade as she jolts Samia’s head backwards with some serious straight punches, and she’s certainly marking the older girl’s face up, a nasty lump on Samia’s left cheekbone, although as we get past the midpoint of the round Samia’s getting back on top, possibly landing a low blow again, and now she’s taking the energy from Jade, who looks distressed, her corner yelling at the referee, who just grins, and does nothing as he watches Samia slip Jade yet another low blow in the closing seconds, which has her groaning, dropping to her knees before being helped to her stool.

Round 3
Jade’s corner has complained to the referee, who goes to Samia’s corner, only to whisper, “Three nights in bed for that you little slut!” after he pretends to tick her off, and stands back as the bell restarts the fight, as Samia slots Jade with a lovely left hook to her liver in the opening seconds of the round, Jade doubling over in agony, Samia punching her face left and right, and Jade drops to her knees again, taking a 6 count, but rising to her feet for more – and getting it, because she can’t keep her arms up, and Samia unloads again, Jade hurt, staggering, and back down for 7, looking shattered, with 30 seconds still to go, which Samia doesn’t need, the older girl putting Jade straight back down with a right uppercut, Jade hardly stirring as she’s counted out, the poor girl’s face a mask of blood

Result: Samia Ghadie knocked out Jade Thirlwall in round 3

Samia just destroyed Jade tonight, but how much of that was down to the low blow?

Jade is sobbing on her stool, but Samia doesn’t care, and Jade’s cornermen are held back when the older girl drags their fighter by the hair halfway across the ring, presses her to her knees, and demands that Jade kisses her feet, then her shins and calves, and then her thighs, promising, “You can worship my crotch in private!” telling her seconds, “Bring her to the dressing room!” as she runs her fingers over the referee’s crotch, “And I’ll see you later, boy!”