BBU presents "HBO vs Netflix"
Lily-Rose Depp vs Mimi Keene
(BBU Independent vs Marti's Maulers)
(2-8, 2 KO vs 5-2, 5 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The plan was set in place for Mimi Keene to face Maisie Williams but Lily-Rose Depp spoiled it by upsetting the former Game of Thrones actress last month and now she finds herself in position to upstage the Netflix starlet. That doesn't bother Mimi too much as she completely dismisses the model-turned-actress: "Oh, look, you might as well call Lily a blind squirrel now. She got very lucky once but that count on her being lucky twice! I'm gonna bash her face in and then I'll be after Maisie again. The deals have been made regardless what that blonde tramp did last month!"

Over to Lily and she just can't wait to move in and blow Mimi up: "She's getting way ahead of herself. My record is... ahem... oh, well... let's don't talk about numbers! Unless you want to tell me which round Mimi ends up siting on her ass! My lucky number is FIVE!" (winks).

Lily-Rose Depp wears a pink bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Mimi Keene wears a yellow bikini set & brown gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Lily feels like she can really make some noise in this fight and she tears into Mimi's body from the opening bell which actually catches the brunette by surprise. She swings to make immediate contact with the blonde's face but gets outworked for sheer volume of the punches during the opening minute and that remains a weird sight given Depp's career struggles. However she punches through Mimi's guts with plenty of confidence and forces the older girl into a sudden retreat down the stretch. Keene's response remains predictable and she doesn't connect with anything significant while reeling around the ring but Lily-Rose can't take full advantage of the situation either and misses with her approach to lock the brunette down in the corner. She still takes the round on points but begins to taunt Keene as they head for the interval.

Round 2:
More of the same in the second, Lily manages to secure enough promising contact to Mimi's body that she glues the alleged favorite to the spot before lining a quick uppercut blast that throws Keene off balance. Ugh! Cue in more verbal taunting and Mimi almost has to get going here or else she's pushing her luck to the limit. Depp doesn't punch that hard but she steers her punches right into the brunette's face and rocks her into visible discomfort until a heroic swing thumps the blonde on the mouth and makes her gurgle in anger. She shoves Mimi onto the ropes and tries to drill through her midriff again but she falls short of the mark this time while the older actress locks her in a standing headlock to delay the action. She almost wrestles Lily-Rose to the canvas and tells the ref to back off as both girls wrestle for supremacy in almost high school locker room beef manner all the to the bell.

Round 3:
Mimi finally comes out hot and slams immediate left/right combo into Lily's temples before blasting her on the navel with a sudden change of targets. Depp didn't see that last one coming and she stumbles to the side with a whimper but she's determined to stay in the slugging lane so she goes high and hopes to knock more leather into Keene's face. However she misjudges her approach here and wobbles forward to meet a crushing uppercut on the jaw that allows the Netflix babe to take over the reigns from there on. Mimi blasts Lily-Rose back to the ropes and clobbers more hits exposing the blonde's below par defense before cutting her around the left eye in the final minute. Lily wants to hit back.. tries to hit back... but she's the one getting outworked here and takes a vicious hook on the nose right at the bell that makes her cry out in visible pain upon impact. Uh-oh!! No more taunting from the French-born girl anymore...

Round 4:
Here comes Mimi... she clatters into Lily's jaw with more quick hits and she stays on the proverbial throttle to spin the blonde's head around until more yelps indicate Depp is feeling the heat alright. The response is weak for lack of a better word and then it's almost a no-contest when Keene splits Lily's mouth into a bloody mess and bangs one hook on the temple too many. Depp staggers back, misses the bounce off the ropes before gravity does the rest. DOWN GOES THE BLONDE tail-sweeping onto the canvas when the legs simply gave way. Ugh! Mimi rubs some verbal insults here which delays the count and allows Lily-Rose an extra pause. She manages to get up at eight and the referee refuses to grant her a medical break so Mimi charges in to bust more swollen mess on the blonde's lips since Lily is staggered beyond a reasonable shape and just gets CLOBBERED into a standstill. Ugh! Mimi wants to knock her head off and lands four... five hard licks on the jaw before Lily cries out again... and she gets send packing when the brunette laces her with one cruel hook on the eye too many. LILY CRUMBLES DOWN ON HER KNEES and slumps on the bottom ropes looking all over and done with. The referee agrees and doesn't bother with the count with the clock stopped at 2:28 of round number four. KO4 Mimi Keene!!!

AFTER: That's a win for Team Netflix and Mimi Keene confirms she really wants to tackle HBO's other TV starlet Maisie Williams next: "That was the damn plan all along and I'm going to knock her head off one way or another. Lily-Rose is a scrub and has been dealt with as such... okay, so maybe I was slow off the gate but who cares? Look at this tawdry bimbo now! She's all broken!" (giggles).

Official Result: Mimi Keene def. Lily-Rose Depp KO4.