BBU Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction After Dark
Christine McGuinness vs Chantelle Houghton
(5-4, 5 KO vs 0-9)
JMDD Value: 32E (Enhanced) vs 32G (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's time for some mid-week jug muggin' in the double-D class as Christine McGuinness looks to shake off the rust and remind most fans why she's still regarded as the top breast mauling talent in the BBU. On the other hand we have the Brentwood glamour model Chantelle Houghton who remains winless in nine attempts but sells tickets outside Essex even if fans simply want to see her punched topless. It's a win/win match-up from a marketing point of view and even Bethany Lily April seems excited judging by her comments on social media. And she wants Houghton to win which adds more fuel to her not-so-secret feud with McGuinness!

Christine McGuinness wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Chantelle Houghton wears a red bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Christine moves in to land some quick uppercuts on target and she wastes no time to deliver the heat into the fellow blonde's cleavage. Chantelle is slow to react at first, lands a wild hook on the mouth but learns that McGuinness shakes it off with ease while adding to the jug muggin' blast so the more conventional battle of attrition duly takes place to please the Cardiff audience. Chantelle does a good job of tackling the younger blonde's breasts from each side but she doesn't really have enough power supply to hurt Christine and gets gradually backed onto the ropes after losing the exchange by the numbers. She tries to respond by dropping more shots into Christine's face but then almost gets head-butted by the visibly upset opponent and loses her momentum which allows McGuinness to clean up the pocket from the inside to carry the round.

Round 2:
Chantelle secures the better start and settles in to blast Christine's enhanced rack before the action takes a back & forth turn since the Blackpool woman finds the required response to neutralize the glamour model down the stretch. Houghton gets more aggressive as she tries to make a better impression but she can only match Christine's pounding volume without actually overwhelming her during a feisty exchange driver in the second minute. That's still a promising performance for anyone on a nine-fight losing streak alas McGuinness gets the last laugh again when she drives a low hook into Chantelle's navel and wobbles her back to the ropes where she picks her off to carry more scorecards success into the interval.

Round 3:
Chantelle comes out hot and lifts Christine's jugs with relative ease to open the third but the former beauty pageant has experienced heat from more accomplished rivals before and she bounces the Essex blonde around with a ruthless uppercut drive that carries north to catch the exposed chin on the follow through. Ugh! Chantelle wobbles to her heels and loses more power supply on connection while McGuinness shouts straight into her face how weak these punches are. She mauls the glamour model back to the ropes and this happens early enough she can blow Houghton's defense up to raise more noise around the Cardiff Arena. Chantelle tries to hit back but only grazes the younger blonde's cleavage and suffers more uppercut menace in the closing stages before Christine whacks her with a vicious hooking combo on the chin to slump the Essex woman into loud spasms at the bell.

Round 4:
Christine resumes the uppercut pounce and she traps the ailing Chantelle with a proper series before one of these punches bounces into the chin again and makes the glamour model gurgle in discomfort. Chantelle tries to swing back but can't get there on time and suffers more breast mauling from point-blank range before McGuinness connects with a drilling hook on the solar plexus that stuffs the older blonde breathless. Another one-two combo on the boobs follows and SENDS HOUGHTON CRASHING ONTO HER KNEES amid a wild cheer from the audience. Ugh! The proud glamour slumps onto all fours but makes a brave effort to beat the count at eight only for Christine to blast her with immediate uppercut rebound and this leads into a potential wardrobe malfunction with all the hits coming one way and simply tearing down the Essex cleavage. Chantelle gets pounded back to the ropes and cries out in pain as her rack gets battered into a mush and the REF JUMPS IN before the younger blonde destroys in wholesale! TKO4 Christine McGuinness!!!

AFTER: That was a solid performance from the JMDD contender and Christine wants to keep punching Chantelle's jugs before she's told to cool off in the corner. However Houghton doesn't get spared anything here since McGuinness gets her gloves removed and yanks her around the ring for a Walk of Shame procedure before ripping her bikini top off and sending her down onto all fours again: "I'm gonna ride you like a Tamworth pig!", she laughs at the fellow blonde but it's not a Body Saddle competition after all and she slaps her on the face before pinning her under her breasts for the mandatory smother. Christine then tests the thickness of the fallen woman's breasts and claims her surgeon did a better job but that judgement reaches beyond the BBU TV expertise and the social media gets filled with more trash-talking since Chloe Khan has joined to question both McGuinness' and Bethany Lily April's actual JMDD status! Do they know Kara Del Toro has entered the BBU chat yet?

Official Result: Christine McGuinness def. Chantelle Houghton TKO4.