OFFICIAL FCBA "BOILING POINT" PPV 2022
BOXING ON THE BEACH
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 28, 2022, 1:43 pm
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Baywatch Cougar Reunion
Pamela Anderson vs Donna D'Errico
(6-15, 5 KO vs 9-9, 5 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Venue: Malibu Beach, Los Angeles, California
BEFORE: It's not exactly 1997 but Donna D'Errico is ready to showcase why she was the real star of the Baywatch mid-terms back in the day. Pamela Anderson might have stolen all the initial headlines - and she truly beat the stuffing out of Nicole Eggert several times on set as well - but it's a different ball game 20+ years later and Donna claims her own wins over Anderson were overshadowed by Gena Lee Nolin's unbereable presence. All those catchweight beach boxing bouts were sold out on VHS ages ago and Pamela herself is tired of the Nolin excuses: "Look, Gena and me made a mutual pact. Yasmine (Bleeth) couldn't handle it so I beat her up for fun... a lot! And everyone knows Donna just got punched in the boobs and that's all she's ever good for! Time for a frickin' reunion alright!"
Pamela Anderson wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Donna D'Errico wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
Both cougars start on a high note even though the head-hunting action is rather predictable but Donna lands the better punches during the initial exchange and knocks Pamela's head backwards before drilling her stomach with a swift move downstairs. Anderson begins to yelp in sudden shock but lands a quick uppercut on the jaw to drop the fellow blonde into mid-range where both women settle down in the second minute. Single punches dominate the action and Pamela eventually gets more aggressive but she fails to land a proper haymaker on target and falls into a steady counter-punching rally once Donna decides she wants to knock her head off. She misses more than she lands alright but she booms one right hook on the nose to slump Anderson on soft knees just before the bell anyway.
Round 2:
Pamela breaks through punching Donna in the boobs and cashes in with more uppercuts on target to slump the fellow blonde on her heels as the Malibu crowd gets behind her efforts. Trademark Baywatch jug muggin' on display and Anderson is not to be underestimated when she has such a clear path to punish her opponent. Donna tries to clinch her but gets shoved onto the ropes and eats a left hook on the mouth that drops her behind a tight earmuff while Pamela continues to do her thing and smashes more leather into D'Errico's midsection. She keeps the younger blonde trapped on the ropes and cleans out more flesh to leave Donna yelping in visible pain come the bell.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third as Pamela makes the early jug muggin' connection and punching resistance remains a problem for Donna who gets her boobs battered in a speedy uppercut drive in the opening minute. She tries to spin away from Anderson's striking range but almost trips down on the sand and gets busted in the navel before Pamela carries a nasty elbow into her chin. Ugh! Naughty! Ref allows it though and Donna gets trapped on the ropes wholesale as Pamela guns her down with more midriff assault. She gets vocal as she feels D'Errico is ready to be had but the ultimate piledriver delivery remains at large so the Baywatch pin-up woman has to rely on sheer volume of her punches as she almost shoves Donna through the ropes in the final minute. Good spell for Anderson who leads 29-28 on the cards after three.
Round 4:
Donna finally beats Pamela to the punch and smacks her on the chin several times before paying back the jug muggin' favor. She lifts Anderson's boobs into her slumped chin in more effective fashion and one might wonder who cuts a more vulnerable figure here as both women offer minimal defense overall. Donna gets vocal as she drills Pamela's midsection and shoves her onto the ropes. No genuine footwork to speak of and Pamela slumps on the ropes to embrace more point-blank range heat. She weaves around on her feet and tries to land some single shots from behind to guard but she basically waits for D'Errico to run out of steam.... to no avail as the younger blonde maintains the slugging pressure and belts Pamela into spasms late in the round when she lands a crippling harpoon on the liver area. Ugh! Pamela looks spend already and she needs water poured all over her during the break.
Round 5:
Pamela is slow to get off the mark in the fifth and walks into a hard right hand on the nose that cripples her into immediate spasms before Donna splits her high-guard and stacks up several punches into the older blonde's face. Ugh! For all the jug muggin' attacks before, there's no need for that anymore as Pamela wilts under the onslaught and wobbles forward to meet a brutal uppercut on the jaw that makes her scream in pain. Donna almost takes too much time to go for the follow up but Pamela is rattled beyond repair anyway so she doesn't even raise her arms fast enough when the Alabama native NAILS her with a proper power punch on the left ear. DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!! The original Baywatch star crashes down on her side with eyes closed and descends into loud spasms while covering her face behind the gloves. As it's usually the case with these cougars poor defense is the ultimate problem and Pamela simply can't stay off the sand so the ref waves the count off at seven. KO5 Donna D'Errico!!!
AFTER: Donna yells out in delight and plants her foot on the fallen blonde's chest to pose for the cameras: "I frickin' told ya, go back to punching Nicole Eggert but I was always the superior woman... without Gena Lee Nolin's frickin' approval!" Pamela is too badly damaged here to offer a genuine response so Donna leaves her rolled up in tears on the sand before accepting the Malibu patrons' ovations: "You can be sure that KO will be on my social media in the next few hours. I still got it, baby! I bet there are some tawdry wannabees who want to test me out! My career is far from being over and hey, I still have that original Baywatch suit in my closet! Maybe Carmen Electra comes out of retirement so we compare the notes? I know she was watching this one! If not, I can easily fight Katheryn Winnick too!" (winks).
Official Result: Donna D'Errico def. Pamela Anderson KO5. |
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