OFFICIAL FCBA "AWESOME AUTUMN" PPV 2022
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 27 November 2022 at 12:22 pm
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Jugs of Mass Destruction
Hannah Palmer vs Michelle Keegan
(Lioness Club vs Beever's Babes)
(4-3, 4 KO vs 23-33, 21 KO)
JMD Value: 34E (Natural) vs 30E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: This is one of these fights where fans are winners no matter who ends up being the winner in the ring. Glamour model Hannah Palmer returns to action following the Asylum PPV defeat and takes on the sexiest woman on British TV Michelle Keegan in vintage blonde vs brunette jug muggin; battle. Michelle has struggled for results on this side of the Atlantic lately but she's set to fight for the BBU JMD title soon so every minute of practice helps her to get in shape for that opportunity. It's not like the Stockport brunette needs extra workout but she believes Hannah is there for the taking after Sophie Mudd smoked her in just four rounds: "Hannah is like the classic blonde bimbo, she beats up on other blonde bimbos like Kendra frickin' Wilkinson and Nata Lee and claims she's the next best thing. Not so fast, bytch! I'm gonna scrub her off and pounds her sagging tits all the way back to Arizona!"
Hannah Palmer wears a pink bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Michelle Keegan wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Michelle comes in hot and pounds several uppercuts on target before landing a left hook on the jaw to force Hannah into some much-needed response but the slow start leaves the American chasing shadows thereafter anyway. She allows Michelle to work heavy slugging drill from point-blank range and the British babe has seen too much in the ring not to take advantage. Hannah yields real estate when her boobs start to move around which only fuels Keegan's frantic uppercut push. One of Hannah's boobs almost gets spilled out into the public right there but she locks the charging Brit in a desperate headlock while crashing a loose punch into her kidneys. That was damn cheap! Michelle breaks free with the referee's help and smacks the reeling glamour model on the chin before dropping more leather on her rack to run away with the early lead.
Round 2:
Another quick start from Michelle who finds easy uppercut connection from the inside and Hannah's bumpers take a quick back & forth ride before the owner starts working on the brunette's boobs as well. Both women trade heavy leather in the center of the ring where the British tourist holds her own until she gets busted between the cups and starts gasping for air. Palmer notices the sudden change and feels like she's hurt the brunette but she bounces off her forearms seeking immediate follow up glory. Michelle still circles away from the slugging zone and tries to reboot her jabbing chances from mid-distance only for Hannah to tackle her to the body and bundle over to the ropes in classic jug-to-jug contact. Another hooking combo follows and Hannah squeezes the brunette's bumpers against each other before flushing her with an uppercut combo on the chin come the bell.
Round 3:
Michelle seeks immediate slugging redemption and finds it after drilling Palmer's solar plexus before bouncing off her boobs into her chin as well. Another vintage jug muggin' combo right there and Hannah has to swing back from her heels which only grazes the Brit's forearms before she chucks the blonde with more uppercuts from close range. Michelle powers ahead in slugging fashion and backs the Arizona native onto the ropes where she works the east/west route to maybe spill the 34E set into the open. Palmer gurgles in pain as she's getting whacked hand over fist and she has to seek a clinching escape however Keegan blasts her on the liver area and keeps piling more leather on the exposed midsection which leaves the glamour model all wrapped up in yelping discomfort come the bell. Michelle doesn't let her go and lands another combo on the rack to trigger some back & forth pushing in the corner but the referee halts the naughty stuff before it really gets ugly.
Round 4:
Hannah comes out with a vile plan and drops the slugging hammer despite Michelle's best efforts to match the blonde's intensity. Both women resume the all-or-nothing war of attrition and trigger extra reaction from the audience as they bash each other like there's no tomorrow. Hannah almost spills out of the brunette's breasts in the process before she digs a right hook on the solar plexus that visibly slows Keegan down. Another punch on the windpipe makes the tourist gurgle in pain and allows Palmer to take over the dominant position come the final minute. She clobbers the ailing brunette back to the ropes and slices her guard to lift more jugs as Michelle almost hits the panic button when her left breast barely escapes the wardrobe malfunction again. Hannah shuts her down with a late uppercut drive and lands a low harpoon on the waistline right at the bell.
Round 5:
Michelle is ready pay back the uppercut favor but she gets muscled out of the zone and eats more drilling shots on the solar plexus before Hannah stuns her with a east/west double on the rack. Keegan slumps to her heels and gets stuck there while the American pulverizes her from the inside to catch both the rack & chin in the process. Michelle tries to clinch her opponent but only slumps into another brutal hook on the breasts that SENDS HER DOWN ONTO HER KNEES as she can't take further punishment anymore. Uh-oh!!! Hannah struts back to her corner and watches Michelle slowly rise to her feet and even delay the action by having her bikini top adjusted. Oh, really? She leaps after the British girl and furiously smacks her jugs from both sides to set up a winning run with Keegan slumping on jelly knees against the turnbuckle. Hang in there... or not! Hannah keeps piling more leather as she wants to render Michelle topless... more painful screams from the battered brunette signal the end of her resistance and the ref STEPS IN to halt the beating with Keegan sliding down on her backside moments later. TKO5 Hannah Palmer!!!
AFTER: Hannah yells out in anger as she wanted to punch the brunette's bikini top off but she calms down soon enough when she accepts she probably silenced her critics anyway. She has her gloves removed and approaches the still aching tourist who gets duly dragged by the hair to the center of ring where she gets mounted into a schoolgirl pin. Hannah slaps Michelle across the face and forces the Brit to admit she is the better woman before the vintage breast smother buries the buxom loser into ultimate demise.
This will be a long trip across the pond for Keegan who won't be without her chances to win the BBU JMD title as she gave the highly-touted Palmer her fits tonight alas it's another bad loss on her resume which simply doesn't look good when fellow UK babe Gemma Merna enjoys quality wins over on the Queendom PPV these days.
Official Result: Hannah Palmer def. Michelle Keegan TKO5.
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