OFFICIAL FCBA "AWESOME AUTUMN" PPV 2022
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 27 November 2022 at 11:47 am
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Joanna Krupa vs Jessica Simpson
(Lioness Club associate vs FCBA Independent)
(19-18, 19 KO vs 38-59-2, 33 KO)
JMD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: It's time for a mini-milestone celebration at the November PPV as Jessica Simpson is set to take part in her 100th official FCBA fight which is always big news regardless of the fact the Texas native is several years removed from her prime. Tigress Uppercut Magazine is satisfied the blonde singer is facing a fellow cougar on her special night but Joanna Krupa is ready to spoil the party coming off a dismal 0-3 run at the Jaguar Tournament back in September.
Joanna Krupa wears a red bandeau bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jessica Simpson wears a black V-shaped mono-kini tied at the waist & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Jessica gets on with the uppercut pounce and connects with the model's rack from the inside showing off some fancy moves during the initial tangle. Joanna takes it easy as if she wants to find out if Simpson still has anything left in the tank and the early indication is she does! Krupa's forced into some phone booth response but the Texas singer is all over the Polish rack and clobbers Joanna back to the ropes half-way through the round. She really wants a memorable milestone performance and drills the most obvious target both high & low, even threatening to catch the model below the waist. Joanna shoves her away more than lands her punches and somehow escapes the trap in the corner but Jessica still comes back after her and finds more jabbing ways to connect with the jugs. Joanna tries to laugh those efforts off but she keeps leaking one shot after another and throws a lenghty tirade to coach Claudia Schiffer during the break. 10-9 Simpson after one.
Round 2:
Simpson keeps rolling with the east/west attack and she clips the model's rack in crowd-pleasing fashion but the power supply isn't exactly there to make Krupa think better off it. She tackles the singer to the body and pays back the phone booth favor working the uppercut route to punish the Texas rack herself. Both women settle into back & forth tangle as the defense goes out of the window. The sheer punching volume is basically even before Joanna drills the singer across the solar plexus to make a difference. Ugh! Simpson didn't see that coming and she gets pounded back to th ropes in short order as Krupa ups the work rate to dominate the slugging action. Jessica tries to heave one between the cups but gets blocked by the forearms and succumbs to a point-blank range series that allows the Polish model to blow up more jugs and cripple Simpson into loud spasms come the bell. Ugh! It didn't even look like Joanna was running on all cylinders there...
Round 3:
...but she takes no prisoners early in the third and pummels the singer's rack back & forth without a genuine response. She bounces off into Jessica's chin to set up the drive and pounds away in fury to slump her into loud spasms before a hooking double on the solar plexus breaks the fellow blonde's resilience. SIMPSY IS HURT... she wobbles onto her heels and Joanna only needs three clean hits on the jugs from there to SEND HER DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! Uh-oh!! Just like that Jessica's rack folds under superior punching value and she can only lift herself onto all fours when the merciless count passes her by!!! Joanna Krupa takes KO3 to spoil the 100th fight milestone.
AFTER: Jessica crawls back to her corner and Joanna wants to ride her there without the saddle but the Texas singer collapses under the model's weight and gets trapped into a surfboard chin pull before having to beg for mercy. Ouch! Joanna rolls the singer onto her back and places her breasts on top of her face before teasing the crowd into a loud count. How long can Jessica stay conscious here? BLONDE! Magazine has her passed out after sixteen seconds and Joanna is upset she can't take Jessica's monokini back home due to special mercy rule that comes into effect when the loser wears such an outfit. Oh, well... we'll get then next time!
Official Result: Joanna Krupa def. Jessica Simpson KO3. |
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