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27 November 2022 Jennifer Garner vs Yvonne Strahovski

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OFFICIAL FCBA "AWESOME AUTUMN" PPV 2022

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 27 November 2022 at 10:53 am

Tale of the Tape:

Jennifer Garner (5-0-0)
5'8, 50 years old

vs.

Yvonne Strahovski (5-0-0)
5'8, 40 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro/Round 1:
It was good on Yvonne Strahovski and Jennifer Garner as the two pre-tournament favorites to wade through all the potential pitfalls, snares, and traps to make it to this point. Despite surviving a number of knockdowns and scares along the way, both competitors looked stronger for it as they met with a brief, cordial glove tap to kick off the first round of this Jaguar Championship bout. Garner boasted the slightly more gaudy record, but Strahovski had been sharpening with iron over the last two years; whereas Garner had been largely retired.

While Garner had excellent movement, especially for a Jaguar with well over 100 fights under her belt, she’d yet to face anyone truly in her class this Tournament. Until Yvonne. Having split just a pair of fights over a decade ago, there was surprisingly no love lost as soon as the leather started flying; with Strahovski taking the early edge thanks to an assertive invasion that piled and buried Garner against the ropes.

The measurables were nearly identical aside from Yvonne having ten years on the semi-retired Houston native. The age gap would likely play a factor, but it didn’t in the first; as it was all muscle that tipped the scales in the blonde’s favor. Strahovski put Garner on her heels by swatting away a tentative uppercut and feeding the brunette a cocky left; showing no signs of nerves as she pressured and pumped a pair of shots to the jaw. Garner answered with a pinwheel left-right combination that punished the Aussie for her audacity, but it wasn’t enough to fully back her off, allowing Yvonne to lean on her for the rest of the round. Yvonne takes a rowdy first round, 10-9.

Round 2:
You could practically set your watch to Garner bouncing back after a round loss, and she showcased her swagger once again on the biggest stage. The unflappable brunette simply waited her turn, willing to take her lumps if it meant Yvonne would walk out onto a dangerous ledge. Overextending to hunt a headshot, Strahovski was baited right into Garner’s waiting arms; off-balance from a swing and miss before Jen sunk a heavy, thumping left into her midsection.

Yvonne slunk backwards cradling her tummy, but she’d been snared; shrieking as Garner tailed her and ripped a brutal right cross into her ribs before she could escape unscathed. Having foolishly given Garner her backside, Yvonne awkwardly twisted to face her attacker, shrugging the brunette off before Jen drove a heavy, debilitating straight right into her chest. Strahovski drunkenly teetered, hoarsely grunting as she palmed her flattened tit, struggling to breathe as Garner threw her into the ropes hoping for a rebound. Managing to hook the top rope and curl up until the bell, Yvonne stalled out the last few seconds of the round; wounded but living to fight another day. Garner shows why she’s here, 10-8.

Round 3/4:
The next two rounds set the stage for an instant classic, as Garner and Strahovski proved practically indelible; trading vicious barbs that had floored the lesser competition before tonight. Contrasting strategies clashed head-on as a patient Garner chose to lie in wait, simply surviving a wave of aggression as Strahovski went head-hunting with near impunity. The Aussie broke Garner down with a rash of clubbing shots to the temple; none hitting home particularly cleanly, but each one rattling the towering brunette and sending her careening across the ring. Garner took a handful of nibbles out of Strahovski as the round wore on, tagging the blonde’s vulnerable midsection as she opened up to throw her haymakers, winding Yvonne toward the end of the third and starting the fourth.

Finally it was Yvonne who became the more tentative of the two, unwilling to open up her cherry-red abdomen and pay the price for her perilous raids into enemy airspace. This allowed Garner to take the reigns, stepping from her back foot to the front of the line and bludgeoning a shielding Strahovski with an electric two-step to the navel. The blonde scurried back, but Garner found the gas, chasing and ripping another heart-stopping overhand into Yvonne’s already pulsing bosom. With Strahovski’s defensive walls falling down to cover her breasts, Garner slung a biting left cross through her chin, spilling and sprawling the blonde across the ropes at the bell. Strahovski takes the third, 10-8; but Garner responds right back in the fourth with a 10-8 round of her own.

Round 5:
Proving how level the footing was between these two fighters, the fifth saw yet another jarring momentum switch. Having already traded three consecutive lopsided rounds, it was Strahovski that this time seized control and began to dictate her terms upon Garner. The moment she’d been waiting for all night finally came; as a stumpy left overhand chipped Garner’s chin, flickering the brunette’s switches for a split second as she scrambled on her heels. Garner appeared damaged for the first time, wincing as she backpedaled and curiously motioned Yvonne forward. Feeling as though the brunette was playing head games to try and posture that she wasn’t hurt, Yvonne took the “bait”, waltzing forward and crumbling Garner’s defenses with another ruthless rake across the cheek. Garner was in a bad way as she curled against the ropes, sagging into the corner as Yvonne took out the sledgehammers and chunked away at the body. Garner helplessly twisted and crunched her lithe frame as Strahovski straddled her and erupted, recklessly slinging leather in hopes of opening up Garner’s woozy head one more time. To her credit, Jen didn’t open the gates fully, managing to nip and tuck her way through trouble until she was saved by the bell. Yvonne appears to grab some real momentum this round, taking it 10-8.

Round 6:
With the back and forth action starting to sap the legs from the 50 year old Garner, Yvonne started to juice the fading brunette with a cavalcade of leather to the dome. Scarcely attempting a body shot through half the bout, Yvonne finally went to the navel with a vicious, gutting left-right that doubled Jen at the waist; following with a clubbing uppercut to the center of her sternum that knocked the Houston native into the ropes. Garner hoarsely grunt as her spine straightened and bowed over the top rope, woozy as she slung right back into Yvonne’s unrelenting pressure. Strahovski extended a palm to grope Garner’s bosom before ushering her into the corner, guiding the panting brunette into a sloppy right hand that still found its mark, sidewinding into Garner’s jaw from outside her frame of view. Jen wobbled and fell forward, desperately draping her arms over Yvonne’s shoulders, rolling her mouthpiece down the blonde’s backside before the official quickly forced them to separate. Garner’s proud frame sagged as she shuffled away from their embrace, flinging a pitiful left hand that Yvonne dipped through before unleashing a hellish right cross that clobbered the brunette’s skull. Garner stiffened before collapsing on her side, crumpling to the canvas as Yvonne threw her hands up to deafening applause, straddling the squirming brunette as she lulled to her belly.

Garner’s eyes were glassy as she somehow pushed to all fours, wincing as she shook out the cobwebs from her pounding braincase. Her legs straightened at the count of 7, passing the official’s test of coherence just as time expired in the round. Yvonne has started to take control, winning two in a row with a score of 10-8.

Round 7:
Like a true veteran, Jennifer Garner wasn’t afraid to saw a fight off and drag it into the mud if it served to benefit her. With Yvonne stacking serious momentum, Garner knew she needed to claw her way back and reset with fight with a boring, grinding effort. Strahovski’s intentions were painfully obvious, and each time she coiled and loaded a bad-intentioned right hand aimed at stopping the fight, Garner would simply backpedal out of the engagement. Yvonne refused to take the layups right in front of her, growing more and more frustrated as she instead insisted on trying to bully through Garner’s incrementally more potent body shots and shut off the brunette’s lights with a highlight reel. After scoring a knockdown in the sixth, Yvonne followed up by hardly landing a punch in the seventh as Garner clamped a governor on the fight. Jennifer takes an ugly round, 10-9.

Round 8:
For as great a Champion as Jennifer Garner was, even she couldn’t have seen this eighth round coming, especially against an opponent the caliber of Strahovski. With the blonde’s impatience growing more palpable by the second, Garner hunkered down in her corner and let Yvonne stride to meet her just after the bell; feigning a rotation to the left before throwing down anchor and pistoning a thunderous straight right hand into the Aussie’s lips. Yvonne’s arms pinwheeled as she clumsily wandered across the ring in a drunken backpedal, turning and spilling nearly to hands and knees against the base of the ropes before hauling back to her feet with the aid of the ropes. Her jaw was on the floor in shock as she spun just in time to be force-fed a snappy left hook to the cheek, her lithe torso curling around a meaty right that followed to the abdomen that miraculously kept her on her feet.

Yvonne hugged tit-to-tit with a pursuant Garner as the two twirled recklessly into the ropes in a tangled embrace, the suddenly domineering brunette pouring relentless rabbit punches into Yvonne’s hip with every step they took in tandem. Strahovski appeared powerless and paralyzed as Jennifer stuffed tight-bodied hooks into her flexing abdomen, finally forcefully breaking their clinch with a parting right hook that swept across her chin and rattled her braincase one more time for good measure. Yvonne duck-waddled back into the ropes as Garner continued to up the heat, powering lefts and rights through the Aussie’s crumbling defenses until the bell finally called her off. It was a jaw-dropping shutout from Garner, who now takes control of the bout very late. 10-0 Garner.

Round 9:
The blonde was still wide-eyed and distressed as the bell called her off her stool for the 9th; needing an immediate answer but finding very little space as Garner started to apply the clamps. Yvonne opened by whizzing a desperate left cross over Garner’s head, shrieking as the brunette ducked and rammed into her belly, drawing a scolding from the official before they were temporarily separated and waved back together. Strahovski chugged a left uppercut into the ribs, then a compact right toward the chin; only to have Garner chop the headshot off at the wrist and rip a rising uppercut through her cleavage and find the button.

The Aussie’s legs jellied as she pushed off Garner’s shoulder to break away and recover, her lashes vacantly fluttering as her feet awkwardly kicked together and she skid toward the ropes out of control. Garner confidently chased, grabbing at the waistband of Strahovski’s thong bottoms in hopes of nabbing her before the ailing blonde threw herself into the perceived safety of the corner, sagging against the post shielding her chin. Garner elbowed into Yvonne’s languid frame, pumping a trio of lefts into her pert bosom from below, stiffening her up for a bitter right jab that snapped against her turned cheek. Strahovski’s knees finally buckled, collapsing awkwardly inward like a dying star before sliding to her belly in a twisted heap. The blonde’s ass perked skyward as she lifelessly twitched at Garner’s heels, her cheek smearing across the mat as she slowly spread fully prostrate.

The slumbering blonde had no shot to make the count, twitching face down until the official finally waved her off and hoisted Garner’s arm in victory. Garner indomitably straddled the convulsing Aussie and craned down for a handful of her golden, sweat-drenched locks; callously lifting Strahovski’s spasming torso off the canvas and displaying her body for the nearest ringside camera.

"And your winner, by KO in Round 9, AND THE NEWWWWW CHAMPION OF THE JAGUAR DIVISION, JENNIFERRR GAAAAARRRRRRNER!!!!"