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AMANDA RIGHETTI (39 y/o, 5 ft 8, W: 126, L: 35) vs BLAKE LIVELY (35 y/o, 5 ft 9, W: 43, L: 42)
Results: Lookout!, Write-up: Bonzo
Before: In her 12 months at Fates Boxing, Blake Lively‘s finally getting her dues as more than just a supremely pretty face – a *great* fighter. The classy blonde‘s always had the star power, but save for a lone stint as lightweight champ in 2016, she‘s seen a countless number of different stables without prolonged success or more than a 50-50 record. At Fates, Blake‘s suddenly been turned into slick, leggy power boxer, straddling the limits of weight classes, moving effortlessly from light to welter and back – she‘s fought bantam‘s Lizzie Olsen in slim, lean shape, but she‘s also pounded out Kate Upton and Lorella Boccia, two welter big-girls. Taking on Amanda “Big Red“ Righetti early in 2023 may feel like a vindication for Blake – she‘s finally found her place at the table of boxing‘s best...
“If I had asked my handlers about a Righetti fight a decade ago, they probably would have searched for a sanity clause in my contract,“ Blake jokes. “It would have just been inconceivable! And here I am, guys!“
Amanda Righetti enters the new year after a good, not great 2022, going 10-3 against Blake‘s 11-4 record – she‘s racked up a welter title run before falling to Brooklyn Decker, coming up short against newly crowned “Queen of the Beach“, Kate Upton, and failing to take the title back from welter‘s new “Godzilla“, Robyn Lawley in her year‘s three losses.
“Blake signing for light/welter at Fates Boxing might be a sleeper tip for best management decision in 2022“, Amanda acknowledges. “People used to joke about her being a jobber in her Gossip Girl days, but they no longer do – Blake‘s turned into the full package!“
Righetti‘s been a *nightmare* for Fates Boxing so far – she‘s already stopped Behati Prinsloo, Karen Gillan, Taylor Swift and Emily DiDonato. Blake Lively will try to break the spell tonight – can she stop Righetti from racking up win #6 over Fates girls?
“I‘m here for no less,“ Blake nods, beaming a smile. “I love Amanda – she‘s a legend! But I‘m not here just to play victim to Big Bad Red – I‘m looking to *stop* her, simple as that. Amanda can‘t just go on bullying us girls at Fates in the ring – and that‘s why I‘ll take her out!“
“Blake means danger,“ Amanda assesses. “I see the fire in her eyes – she‘s out to get me! But many girls are motivated to kick my butt, right? It‘s not exactly worked out well for most, if any, of ‘em – she‘s all hot n‘ belligerent now, but expect her to be meek n‘ out cold later!“
Fight: R1: Blake stepping in with a hammer-drop jab, surprising Righetti with truckloads of aggression early – her rangy, jerky jump of a jab takes a short, sweet knock at redhead‘s face during the first trade, startling Righetti into wobbly-butt from the get-go! Lively‘s being, well, *lively*, clearly in an upbeat, effervescent fighting mood – her blonde braid‘s a-bouncin‘, as she pours a right hand past Righetti‘s orderly, stay-off-me jab, takes a thump up redhead‘s temple, rocking Amanda‘s boat! Righetti‘s legs go into see-saw, take a bend, firm up for flat-footed counter roll n‘ motion – short left cross to Blake‘s right breast! Blonde‘s face a tight grimace, feeling redhead‘s body shot power, but her eyes flash up lusty for instant payback – girls just let ‘em hands go a minute in!
Welter beauties stay flat n‘ tight, swinging hard n‘ heavy from the hips, as crowd‘s shrieking oohs, aahs of excitement – a short right hand slug ships Blake‘s head starboard, pinches her face, purses her lips, as leggy thighs absorb the shock, still-shakin‘ on the spot! But blonde‘s plucky, *pours* Righetti a taste of her medicine – right cross slips past redhead‘s left, takes a zinger up ‘Manda‘s cheek/ear! Redhead punched a quarter turn to her own right – she‘s baby-stepping out, as pretty eyes shut in startled hurt, her lips quivering a surprised “O“…
Lively smiling, upbeat in pursuit – drifts her next smooth right hand beaut up Righetti‘s chin!
Redhead a-reelin‘, rollin‘ ropeward upon the shot, as Blake‘s got her head in cobwebs – Lively‘s storming her gates!
Final minute – Blake reaches under Righetti‘s arms with plenty of big-girl authority, chesting her up against the cables, taking belts, clobbers upon the redhead‘s strong flanks, lats! Blonde‘s a giddy girl, her legs stompin‘ left, right on the spot in excitement – she‘s throwing a lefts n‘ rights BARRAGE against Righetti‘s firm jugline, as redhead wilts against the cables...she‘s prompting loose, sweaty clinches from Big Rigs down the stretch!
Righetti a frazzled beauty on her way to corner for break – Blake‘s not here to play nice! “Where‘s your jab, Manda? Blonde‘s all hot-blooded, but your jab power‘s going to cool her off, girl!“
R2: Righetti erupts in style early – she calmly weaves her torso under Blake‘s spit jabs at the open, hooks blonde‘s breasts...HOOKS BLONDE‘S CHIN! Lively‘s guard punched apart violently by swat – she‘s scattering to the ropes on baby-steps, her eyes wide, shocked! Redhead slidin‘-with, settin‘ her feet to keep chuggin‘, chuffin‘ at Blake‘s tender flesh – *brawny* lefts, rights upon blonde‘s ribs/flanks, as Lively‘s torso‘s in crinkles! Ref‘s break, as Blake‘s itchin‘ to clinch against Righetti‘s grueling rib works – Amanda‘s jab reigns supreme once girls get leggy in pursuit, knocking at Lively‘s guard! Righetti‘s looking to put early pressure based off the jab, *lunging* at the blonde in uncharacteristically aggressive raid style – redhead‘s right hand‘s a little sloppy, but she‘s houndin‘ Blake ropeside!
A minute in, Blake‘s organizing her guard, firming at the apron after early chin shock‘s subsided…
Righetti still aggressively mounting her rushes behind a stiff, sticky jab – rhythmic lefts, lefts, lefts knock at Blake‘s guard/skull, setting up short right hands against blonde‘s ribcage/tits. Righetti‘s being hard n‘ rigid against blonde danger – she‘ll palm up on Blake, taking her for bull-rushes against the ropes! Lively a nimbly slippery beauty inside the grasp, though – leggy blonde‘s just not easily set up for sieges, beat-downs! Blake manages Righetti‘s rough n‘ tumble physicality well – wedges a hip in redhead‘s way, slips out under her arms, twists n‘ turns her head out of range!
Righetti grinnin‘, noddin‘ in self-approval as Blake takes a sexy slink to her corner upon the bell – “Blonde‘s being slick, coach, but I think I‘m starting to put the hurt on her!“
R3: Righetti‘s jab‘s looking to deny Blake range, leverage early – shruggin‘ lil‘ shots upon the blonde‘s breasts/shoulders, as girls trade shots in mid-ring swap-meets. Lively taking a proper gamble, as Amanda steps into a left pivot – times a right hand on Amanda‘s jab, strokes it cleanly off Righetti‘s forehead! Redhead freakin‘ LIT UP from Blake‘s shot – she‘s all torso-swaying on her hips, trying to find her feet, her lips parted, eyes a blank, pleading! Blake snarls, shuttles her torso for a dip, stabilizes Righetti‘s torso with GRUESOME stiff arm to Red‘s jugs – sucks her right hand all over redhead‘s stout jaw! Amanda‘s strong legs a trembly, rubbery affair from there – her face‘s TOSSED aside, stumbling her away, as leggy power system‘s on fire!
Blake getting into this tall, cocksure kind of fighter‘s swagger, dangling her left – she‘s walking Righetti down!
Righetti pullin‘ back in stumbles, her torso taking left n‘ right tosses to the side, still in a perilous tilt – Lively bares her teeth, closes distance with a steppin‘, dippin‘ lunge, reaches at Amanda in big-girl fashion, gets her left arm up Righetti‘s right side, *stampedes* welter legend against the ropes in rude, bumpy fashion! More snarls, grunts from pretty blonde as Blake‘s attempting to control Righetti‘s stacked-up bulk against the cables – right hand pumps to redhead‘s tummy! Righetti gaspin‘, partin‘ her lips in stilent shock – Blake‘s gettin‘ it to her thick n‘ slushy!
Down the stretch – Blake still clubbin‘, sluggin‘ as Red‘s in ragged earmuff, lolling back n‘ forth with the ropes!
Lively fired up during break, taking deep heaves, her eyes all lusty, *heated* – “Attagirl, Blake – you treatin‘ Red shabby like a stepchild!“
R4: Righetti being calm, collecting herself with a legend‘s self-assurance– gets the jab out like nothing‘s been a problem tonight. Redhead‘s stance firm, flat-footed, right hand‘s at the chin, responsibly, as left hand‘s at chest height, danglin‘ it, sprucin‘ up Blake‘s face, tits in workwoman fashion – jab‘s up stiff, hard against blonde‘s guard/skull, fixing Lively‘s positions, so blonde‘s guns stay holstered. Blake being leggy, bendy in style – she‘s trying to dip well below Righetti‘s thunderous shots, as redhead gets aggressive, hurtling *big* right hands off the attack jab. Amanda adjusts in return, forming a more limber stance a minute in, keeping her elbows out wide at the side – she‘s twisting with her shots, SLOPPING shots left n‘ right across Blake‘s tender, soft spots!
Mid-round, there‘s relentless groove off Righetti‘s jab, right hand – she‘s keeping Blake buffeted on the spots!
Lively‘s leggy in retreat, but she‘s being outworked across all of the ring‘s swathes – she‘s taking long, pivoting circles, no longer holding her ground against Amanda‘s sluggin‘, beltin‘ belly, rib works. Blake trying things out a bit – she‘ll slide left n‘ right, trying to time strong, smashing counters over Righetti‘s shoulder, but can‘t break Red‘s stiff, aggressive rhythm, slowly falling off redhead‘s pace, absorbing more n‘ more shots herself.
Down the stretch – Righetti drives a double, no, *triple* jab up Blake‘s right breast, leaving her breathless, fixing her on the spot, knock-kneed. Amanda‘s eyes wide – slops a heavy right hand ear-to-chin, as blonde‘s finally slow n‘ stiff! Lively wobbly-butt, distressed on punch‘s sturdy, rigid impact – her eyes go into blinks, as legs turn numb, shaky! Righetti steps-to, starts taking clobbers up Lively‘s earmuffed head on the spot – blonde‘s lights take a dim at the bell!
“You can‘t just stand at the end of Righetti‘s jab and take ‘em in, Blake,“ her corner dictates. “That‘s the worst position in boxing, girl – gotta get the angles!“
R5: Girls placed wide, trading shots in strong-legged, flat-footed stances – girls lean forward, extend on the jab or hook, swappin‘ right hands up against each other‘s chest/skull for early momentum. Blake‘s eyes upbeat, lustful – smiles as long right hand pitches upside Righetti‘s temple, then quickly EATS redhead‘s rollin‘ counter right cross, unhinges her *own* legs! Amanda‘s shot smooth, clickin‘ home on Lively‘s teeth, loosens her mouthpiece – blonde‘s in baby-steps, her luscious eyes aflicker! Righetti snarls, steps it up, SMOKES Blake a short, low right to her trunkline, as Lively‘s ready to take it up the chin – Blake winces, grunts, her face a twisted grimace! Righetti‘s left cups at Blake‘s right shoulder, settin‘ her upright – righty scrubs across blonde‘s jugs!
A minute in – Blake‘s butt on ropes, as Righetti‘s set up snug n‘ tight, scrubbin‘, swattin‘ her all across that svelte body!
No more slick, leggy shenanigans from Lively against Righetti‘s iron works – she‘s exhausted, resting head on redhead shoulders, hips only dimly twistin‘ back in resistance, as ‘Manda‘s pushin‘, pushin‘, PUSHIN‘ her against the cables! Righetti stacks her girl up – there‘s some healthy jug-or-shoulder shoves! Amanda using the dip to dig away Blake‘s strengths – she‘s taking her for strokin‘ licks her across the ribs, lats, belly flanks! Lively‘s legs sturdy, but she‘s a pummeled beauty, steppin‘ to the side, tiltin‘ left, right, as pretty, hard eyes get soft, moist – she‘s loosey-goosey!
Left hand thunders through the guard, Righetti!
Redhead‘s left uppercut drives up Blake‘s mouth/jaw, as blonde just reaches out to clinch – BLAKE‘S DOWN!
Lively ROCKED on impact, loosens against the ropes, takes a tumble onto all fours, slivers down onto her tummy! Blake groans, crawls a forward step, gets her arm up – pretty blonde‘s damp hair‘s all sweaty, disheveled! Lively rallying like a tigress – makes it up to her haunches at “6“, “7“, takes a grim rise, stands loose against the ropes on shaky, quivering thighs, her lips still parted in shock, her eyes racing around dizzily – but the ref waves her back in!
Final minute – Blake‘s all shaky, loose-limbed, fighting to get up around Righetti‘s body in a clinch. Blonde‘s a trooper – she‘ll hang up around Amanda‘s strong arms/shoulders, press her weight forward, wait for ref‘s break, as Righetti sighs in frustration, impatience. Lively‘s nestlin‘ up nicely against Big Red‘s bigger frame, stalling her for standstills – taking seconds off the clock, as redhead can‘t break Blake‘s clingin‘, clinchin‘ grasps in proper fashion before the bell.
Blake clearly a little moist-eyed, shabby during the break, as Righetti seems set to continue her nightmare streak against Fates‘s brand of beauties, even though her corner‘s still defiant – “Fight back, girl...she ain‘t finished you yet!“
R6: Righetti‘s jab forceful, rangy early, hoping to step n‘ drive Blake into back-pedals, back her into a corner of the ring – Lively‘s back out fit, leggy herself, sticking a jab to keep redhead at arm‘s length. ‘Manda‘s directing her strong jabs, hooks upon Blake‘s tits, breadbasket, yanking ‘em – she‘s been looking to humble Lively‘s pride all night long! Lively wincin‘, crinklin‘ a bit under the pressure, but she‘s able to hold her stance this time – gets a long, spearing jab back at redhead‘s skull, upper torso every time, STEAMS Righetti‘s ear/cheek a couple of slap-bang right hands for good, thumpin‘ measure during first minute stalk-outs, once Righetti takes forward step to encroach on her!
Redhead‘s startled by blonde‘s cheeky bouts of defiance, but she‘s undeterred to back her girl up, shell her into compliance on the ropes, head n‘ body – takes her a long, leggy minute to penetrate effectively past Lively‘s defensive jab, as she‘s forced to take care of Blake‘s oddly timed right hand counter!
Second, third minute – Righetti‘s just being hard, *physical*, using hold n‘ hit lunges to close Blake‘s leggy range! Redhead‘s a-strappin‘ her girl from there – right hands push up n‘ under Blake‘s jabs, rubbin‘ up her biceps, workin‘ over her breasts, pecs, ribs once the spot‘s open for the takin‘! Righetti‘s just being all pushy n‘ brawny on her girl, once Blake‘s there on the ropes in vulnerable shape – redhead writhes a shoulder, takes a dip here n‘ there, keeps her shots short n‘ sweet n‘ succinct, as blonde‘s always looking to clinch n‘ stall her!
Down the stretch – Blake‘s torso thrown into wavers, staggers, as Righetti‘s pumping her short body right hands...bell!
Blake sighin‘, wincin‘, rubbin‘ her tummy, ribs during the break, as redhead‘s power‘s starting to grind away her reserves, her hunger, her confidence tonight – “Look to finish blondie this time out, ‘Manda,“ Righetti‘s corner advises. “Start looking for right hands to put her to sleep, girl!“
R7: Blake‘s being a little shy, skittish, showing low energy off her stool – she‘s a weary, diminished beauty!
Righetti‘s jab setting tone, tempo, rhythm at will early, dictating her girl – she‘s taking out the sledgehammer against Blake‘s tender flanks! Her left hands break down Lively‘s stance early, send her into hops, staggers, tilts from the get-go – blonde‘s fraught, disheveled, ruffled by redhead‘s crow bar shots upon the trunkline! Lively‘s trying to negotiate Righetti‘s poke, but she‘s forced to pedal, side-step, fade on her legs – she‘s relegated to a lone, odd uppercut, slapping short right hooks against Amanda‘s still patiently calibrated guard! Righetti sturdy, broad-shouldered – she‘s diligently bashin‘, batterin‘ Blake‘s toned, svelte arms/biceps, all nostrils a-flarin‘, snarlin‘ with redheaded aggression!
Down the stretch – Blake‘s slumped against the ropes, rolling left n‘ right, left n‘ right, her hands cocked at the chest!
Righetti grins at blonde‘s plight, jogs her way up close, thuds a blast to Blake‘s left breast, thuds a blast to Blake‘s right breast, crouches, stays low, as Lively‘s back‘s brushed up against the ropes. Blake skews into dangerous rightward tilt, her pretty eyes a dizzy, flashing flicker – BLAKE TAGS BIG RED‘S CHIN!
Righetti still crouching, jabbing to Blake‘s breast, just as Lively dips-right, swings her Hail Mary haymaker with sudden, rigid, feet-planting power – she‘s just *thudded* Righetti‘s chin into paralyzed freeze!
Head swivel, Righetti!
Righetti‘s eyelashes go into an immediately flutter, as legs, nerves, wires shut down in unsuspecting shock – redhead staggers a half-step backward, as her torso‘s takin‘ a slosh on her hips! ‘Manda wavin‘ left, wavin‘ right on the spot, her upper body suddenly loose, rickety – until her legs give way from under her! Redhead‘s loose n‘ spasmy, her eyes a glassy shimmer – good God, she‘s sent crashing to her back!
Redhead laid out lat, as legs sprawl out straight – there‘s your odd shoulder twitch, the leg jerk, lip murmur, eye roll – but she‘s friggin‘ OUT! Blake a wide-eyed beauty, still hanging tiredly against the ropes, soon breaking down into tears of joy/disbelief, as Righetti‘s broad frame stays still n‘ rigid for the ref‘s count, slugged into K.O.‘ed sprawl – there‘s your upset of the year, KO7 Blake Lively!
After: Blake fighting the battle of a lifetime – she‘s done it!
Righetti gobsmacked – she‘s only coming around slowly, her eyes still betraying dizzy, puzzled bewilderment once she‘s sat up against her turnbuckle, as tough, proud redhead‘s a shaky, tenuous beauty.
“I feel incredible,“ Blake laughs in her post-fight interview. “Amanda‘s been taking us girls at Fates behind the woodshed, and I know this fight won‘t change her attitude about that, but I‘ve freakin‘ stopped her, I did! My year couldn‘t start in a better way – this will be the year I‘m conquering the welter throne! Hell, look at sleepy Red over there and tell me I haven‘t done it already!“
Righetti continuing her post-title reign judders – “I knew Blake meant danger! But no, not this kind of danger,“ she sighs, showing a jaded smile. “I simply can‘t let a girl catch me like that – *no* girl can do that to me! Nothin‘ but respect for her – she used her lucky shot once I let her – but next time Blake‘s going to pay a price for this, I promise!“
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