OFFICIAL FCBA "NO LOVE LOST" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 24 February 2023 at 11:30 pm
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Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Kelly Rohrbach vs Kelly Brook
(Lioness Club of America vs This Is Glamour)
(38-21, 38 KO vs 52-76-5, 41 KO)
JMDD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 30H (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: More jug muggin' action comes next with Kelly Rohrbach ready to punch her namesake from England topless according to the Lioness Club press release. The blonde model wrecked 'Abs of Steel' in only four rounds last month so it seems like she's set for another excellent campaign but a veteran like Kelly Brook can be a thorn in anyone's side despite a dismal overall record. She vows to give it her all and "take the blonde tramp to a jug muggin' hell" but talk is always cheap so let's see if the Kent native still has anything left in the tank here.
Kelly Rohrbach wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Kelly Brook wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMDD rules apply.
Round 1:
Brook goes for the uppercut charge but gets bumped off in the hole and eats a stray elbow on the tits seconds into the fight which indicates Rohrbach won't mess around with the Page Three legend here whatsover. Immediate slugging playback rattles the brunette's rack and forces her into a wide cover but Kelly R. still keeps the pressure on and blasts more jug meat with room to spare. Brook doesn't have the legs to dance around the American model so she has to apply the slugging drill but she finds no success here and has to soak up the uppercut response the blonde establishes down the stretch. A mean drive on the liver area briefly halts Rohrbach's charge but she restores order by thumping the brunette between the cups to back her onto the turnbuckle were she drives more gut shots to leave the English cougar visibly hurting at the bell already.
Round 2:
Rohrbach fires immediate uppercut series to set another phone booth tangle but Brook withstands the initial test and drops a nasty harpoon on the liver herself before barging the younger model in the boobs to wobble her off balance. Blonde gets verbally upset over that shove but Brook silences her with a quick uppercut series and move to pummel the blonde's rack outright landing some heavy licks and even carrying a bump or two on the chin. Rohrbach loses her balance and falls back on the ropes where she swings in desperate fashion which only allows the English veteran to glue her shots with ruthless precision. She whacks the American from both flanks and squeezes her boobs against each other before a left hook on the jaw slumps the younger Kelly into noticeable spasms. Brook mauls the exposed target with additional uppercuts and shouts in delight when the referee has to pull her away at the bell.
Round 3:
Brook runs the hot wave and bumps more leather on target while Rohrbach seems somewhat surprised by the cougar's power supply. That's never a good look in JMDD competition but Kelly B. just misses on her big chance as she tries to drill right though the American's solar plexus but can't quite hurt her with the desired shot. She still lifts the blonde's boobs much to the crowd's delight while some fans begin to wonder why Rohrbach struggles to dwarf the older model with her undisputed(?) power advantage. No panic reaction from coach Claudia Schiffer either so maybe the Lionesses expect the English cougar to run out of steam sooner rather than later but this 'wait & see' approach allows Brook to rattle more of the blonde's jug meat and drive her onto the ropes until a lenghty clinch finally stalls her progress.
Round 4:
Kelly R. cuts the bait and beats the older model to the uppercut pounce blasting quick leather up the middle. Brook finds in hard to match the blonde's pace this time but she refuses to bail out and think it over which results in a draining slugging session in the center of the ring that eventually has the American pounding the Brit's bumpers in one-sided fashion. Ugh! Kelly B. held on during the first minute but she cannot outlast the blonde's brute force over a longer period of time and she gets pounded back to the turnbuckle where the younger model brutalizes her in heads up exchange. Brook caves behind a desperate earmuff and just eats those hard shots while offering zero return and it's all Rohrbach here in the final stretch as she almost pummels the brunette into complete stupor before the clock expires just as Brook was ready to slide down on her backside. She looks hurt and some fans wonder if she even gets up for the next round?
Round 5:
Brook is up... and quickly getting roasted by the American's uppercut blast. Ugh! No real mobility and once those cougars crack physically they are written beyond repair... LOOK OUT... Rohrbach bumps a one-two on the rack and carries them into the slumped chin to send the brunette into a tank-slapper before another left hook blows up a hole between the cups and DROPS BROOK FLAT ON HER BACK with a loud whimper!!! Uh-oh!!! That should totally do it as Kelly B. hugs her aching rack during the count and doesn't make a genuine effort to rise again. Yeah, it's all over, folks! KO5 Kelly Rohrbach in supreme fashion!!!
AFTER: The English cougar remains down on her back as the blonde gets her gloves removed before approaching her tonight's victim. A solid claw at the jug meat leaves Brook scowling in additional pain and she gets picked up by her rack to endure a Walk of Shame during which Rohrbach swiftly rips her bikini top off much to a rampant ovation from the audience. A quick hip check and Brook drops to the canvas where Rohrbach mounts her and squeezes the brunette's head between her thighs while jumping on her boobs. Ugh! The Page Three legend can't hang on for too long in this position and begins to tap out with her left hand but then the blonde increases the weight squeeze and puts Brook out of her misery for good. Good night and good luck next time!
Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Kelly Brook KO5. |
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