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24 February 2023 Stana Katic vs Molly Sims

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OFFICIAL FCBA "NO LOVE LOST" PPV 2023

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 24 February 2023 at 11:21 pm

Tale of the Tape:

Stana Katic (20-6-0, 20 KO)
5'9, 44 years old

vs.

Molly Sims (19-27-2, 13 KO)
5'10, 49 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 27th appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!”

Outfits:
Katic's lithe, statuesque frame glistened under the heat of the overhead spotlights as she slid out of her satin robe and revealed every delicate curve of her bronzed skin. Each athletic twist and shimmy of her taut upper half caused her modest bosom to swell, her teardropping B-cups mushrooming out the top and bottom of the thin-banded tube top belted around her sternum. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a lewd crouching split, playfully shimmying her hips at the base of her crouch. Her pale-pink string thong was devoured by jiggling folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her corner show, the brunette arched her delicate rib cage and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, throwing her tightly-braided pony tail over her shoulder before pumping her gloved fists together.

Despite knocking on the door of her 50th birthday, Sims stunned as she made her first appearance in the ring since a 2020 bout against Charlize Theron. The former Sports Illustrated cover girl and highly-decorated fashion model emerged wearing a diamond-studded, matte black bra and matching thong; dropping the jaws of practically everyone in the building as her sculpted, bronzed skin popped under a sheen of sweat. If you were going to compete in the boxing ring pushing 50, might as well make a statement. Having the respect and admiration of Stana and the rest of her corner, Katic ceded center-ring for Sims to take a quick bow; both knowing this was likely one of her last bouts in the FCBA.

Round 1:
While Stana had already hit the ground running in 2023 with five bouts to-date, Sims understandably had quite a bit more rust to knock off the ol’ boots. In turn, Katic was oppressively assertive; suffocating a defensive Sims with a blinding shower of leather. The crowd was blessed with another tight, extended shot of Molly’s toned midsection as Katic backed her into a half-wall and tore through the blonde’s torso with blistering uppercuts and hooks to the ribs. Still steaming over a pair of losses she felt shouldn’t have happened in Lily April and Saraya, Katic vented her frustrations by souring the opening stanza of the blonde’s farewell tour.

By the end of the round, you wouldn’t have known that Sims was an inch taller than Katic; her hunched, sagging figure hardly able to posture straight up as she coughed and sucked wind all the way back to her stool. Katic loudly takes the first, 10-8.

Round 2/3:
For as helpless as she’d looked in the first round, Molly was far from out of her league. Just ask Katic’s stablemate, Stacy Keibler; whom she’d beaten twice during the more active stretch of her career. After an admittedly bumpy acclimation period, Sims settled into a puncher’s groove; slowing down Katic’s flashy ballet with a meaty overhand club to the heart that stopped the brunette dead in her tracks and sent her wheeling in reverse. Katic grimaced and pirouette across the ring clutching her pulsing chest, forcing a smile as if to say ‘game on’ as the older blonde beckoned her forward. After trading sweat and coming out mostly even from that point forward in the second, Sims hit a level many didn’t know she still had in the third.

After closing the second bell with a stumpy cross to the cheek that somewhat discreetly knotted the blonde, Katic thought she’d created an opening large enough to squeeze through and capitalize. Wading into the shallows and pressuring the stagnant Sims, Katic looped a crooked left over her head, then missed with another heavy right. Molly punished the errant swings, ripping a biting left hook into Katic’s gut, then a sharp straight right between her tightly-wrapped tits. The brunette gracelessly buckled and shuffled in place, throatily grunting before whipping a cumbersome overhand well short of Sims’ temple. Molly slid forward through the opening and lifted a bullish right uppercut into the bottom of Katic’s jaw, sloshing her teetering frame into the corner ropes. Katic furiously struggled to pull herself off the ropes, taking a half-step forward and lifting her right arm to throw a perimeter-securing cross. Before Katic could get any weight behind her arm, Sims snagged Stana’s limb and crashed into the brunette; their torsos smearing together as Sims chestily stapled Katic to the corner post.

The two squirmed and pancaked into one another as Molly hooked Stana’s arm with the crook of her elbow and kept the limb pinned between them; rearing back with her free hand and lancing the brunette’s slender navel with a trio of gutting uppercuts. Katic’s toes bounced off the canvas with each lifting strike, dribbling her mouthpiece to the mat before Sims pulled back and two-hand shoved her into the corner post. Stana howled as her upper half was awkwardly strewn across the top ropes, sprawled wide open for Sims to leap back into her and sling a merciless overhand toward her cheek. JUST as Katic’s flushed cheek was locked in Molly’s sights, the brunette artfully twirled out of the way; avoiding the knockout blow and instead being sandwiched by the reckless blonde careening into her. Once again locked in a clumsy embrace, Katic returned the favor and bulldozed Sims off her, shoving the frustrated blonde halfway across the ring just before the bell sounded. Sims takes the second 10-9, and the third 10-8 in a vintage performance.

Round 4:
Finding herself behind on the scorecard a third of the way through the fight, Katic’s steely resolve once again needed to be showcased. Through twenty-six fights, she had yet to lose two in a row; and with the fire being held to her feet by a surprisingly-game Sims, the brunette launched a counter-attack that simply overwhelmed the blonde. Molly tried to stand in and eat lumps of leather as Katic went into overdrive; tearing through the blonde’s bolstered defenses until they finally began to crumble. A trio of hooks to the ribs burrowed through Sims’ forearm, then a sweltering cross to the temple, then a venomous one-two jugging against her breasts. Sims twirled through a desperate hook, but this time it was Katic who slid beneath it; answering with a crunchy left to the lower rib cage and a piercing hook to the liver.

Sims’ knees pinched inward as her jaw fell open, hoarsely whimpering as she turned a shoulder to Katic to flee. Big mistake. Respect or not, Katic quickly chased the high-tailing blonde down and spun her with a flick on the shoulder; opening Molly for a catastrophic sweeping left through her jaw. The blonde’s skull sloshed sideways before lulling back toward Katic, her eyes vacant pools as she extended a steadying hand toward the ropes before whiffing and falling flat on her face.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Sims slender midsection laboriously rose and fell, swelling with sharp, sputtering gulps of oxygen as she remained puddled on her belly. Her arms awkwardly folded beneath her sternum, she hardly budged an inch before the count was halfway done.

7… 8… 9… With the official hovering over her shoulder, Sims simply shook her head ‘no’; glossy-eyed as she looked up at the official with resignation.

10!!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 4, STANNNAAAAA KAAAATTIC!!!!”