OFFICIAL FCBA "MARCH MADNESS" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 31 March 2023 at 7:46 pm
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Jugs of Mass Destruction Title
Ch Jessica Lowndes vs Mia Khalifa
(Lioness Club of America vs Italians Boxing Better)
(60-34-1, 59 KO vs 17-5, 17 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: This frickin' figures, a former AV actress gets her JMD title shot amid rumours Jessica Lowndes actually considers her a low-hanging fruit. This fight was booked before the latest Carnation rankings came out where Mia Khalifa is listed at #6 so not exactly well within the champion's range. Over to our challenger: "I have no idea where this lack of respect comes from? Elettra (Lamborghini) proved the IBB school of jug muggin' works very well already. It's OK if I have to prove my worth tonight... I'm thrilled to be fighting for the diamond bra only ten months after my FCBA debut and I don't care what Jessica's true intentions are. I'm here to win and smother that bytch senseless!"
Jessica Lowndes wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Mia Khalifa wears a purple & black themed bikini set & purple gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Mia takes it to the house early and blasts the champion from the inside working through the stubborn defense to dominate the otherwise bulletproof Canadian. No easy outs here from the AV legend who feels more than comfortable blasting Lowndes in her own slugging game before openly taunting the older brunette as well. Confidence at sky-high level allows Mia to set the aggressive standards but Jessica refuses to back off until she gets whacked on the solar plexus with perfect delivery. She wobbles to the side and has to get out of the jam while Khalifa mauls her rack regardless. She bumps the Canadian onto the turnbuckle and fires away at will to silence the Lioness fans but let's be honest, there are plenty of Mia supporters in the crowd as well.
Rounds 2 & 3:
Jessica seeks a proper comeback working in the phone booth to pummel the challenger's rack from point blank range alas she doesn't really carry enough power to hurt the AV actress. Mia accepts the phone booth stance and delivers a quick uppercut blast herself as both women stick to their aggressive ideas hoping to break one another in the process. Easier said than done but the audience gets to witness six minutes of back & forth action that hurts no one... even the two combatants involved. Some jug-to-jug contact as well and Lowndes flirts with a low bounce only for Mia to smack her across the lips late in the third. A headlock stalemate follows before order is somewhat restored.
Rounds 4 & 5:
Mia resumes the superior production and simply whacks the Canadian stunner up the alley to lift her jugs in fan-friendly fashion. The number of hits she lands on target begins to upset Eva Mendes but Jessica always has a good plan how to dwarf these impostors... except that Mia ain't your everyday scrub and she hammers in with precision to almost threaten a wardrobe malfunction here. She overpowers the Canadian brunette outright and flushes her into mid-range where Jessica cuts a rare defensive look but she's simply unable to break Khalifa's charging attitude. More of the same in the fifth. Mia flashes a speed burst to pancake the champion's cleavage and clobbers her all over the ring to the point Jessica has to seek a clinching respite to limit the damage. Woof! Ugly scenes in the LCA corner during the interval where coach Mendes blows her fuse.
Round 6:
Jessica finds her mojo and lets the challenger have it... she lifts her jugs from each side and wrecks havoc during the opening minute leaving Mia all at her mercy to embrace the gung-ho attack. And the AV legend survives the attack even as she's dropped to hug the ropes during the majority of the experience. Even Jessica runs out of gas as she tries to punch the fellow brunette topless only to fall short... back to a standing headlock and Khalifa flicks a kidney shot before shoving the champion back. Jessica fumes in anger and leaps with another uppercut blast but this time Mia counters her from the inside and lands a nasty shot on the solar plexus right at the bell.
Round 7:
Mia fires away to connect with more vicious uppercuts and the magnitude of this attack finally breaks the champion down. Lowndes is HURT following a relentless drive-in performance before Khalifa drills a wild harpoon on the liver to sink the Canadian woman into loud spasms. Uh-oh! Jessica stumbles to her heels and takes another hard hook on the jugs that LAYS HER OUT moments later amid a loud ovation from the audience. The IBB school of jug muggin' has done it again! Jessica is all spend here and unable to beat the merciless count! KO7 for the NEW Jugs of Mass Destruction champion Mia Khalifa!!!
AFTER: "We're going network, baby!", Mia heads over to the LCA corner where she intercepts the diamond bra and pretends to ignore the fallen ex-champion until she orders to have her taken off the ring on a stretcher: "We're taking this #### back to the hotel room where special tapes will be filmed! Check us on social media. You didn't think I'd let her off the hook in like two minutes in the ring? Neah, I got more plans for that #### and some of them are too much to even talk about in public. Low-hanging fruit she said... well, I've got a whole bowl of fruits to test... oh, wait... no details until you subscribe to my channel!" To... be... continued...
Official Result: Mia Khalifa def. Ch Jessica Lowndes KO7. |
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