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31 March 2023 Ili Cheung vs Scarlett Johansson

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OFFICIAL FCBA "MARCH MADNESS" PPV 2023

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 31 March 2023 at 8:26 pm

Ili Cheng vs Scarlett Johansson

(Words: Epic / Results: Lookout!)

The two fighters are in the ring, Johansson in a red bikini and matching gloves, and Ili plays the blue in contrast.

Round 1: Many think that Ili made a mistake in challenging Scarlett, and Johansson lends weight to that argument with her punches, schooling Ili in the pugilistic ways. The taller woman focuses her hits on the head and face, for that part is easiest for her to reach and does the most damage. All Ili can do is block and occasionally hit back, and Scarlett takes the round by a large margin.

R2: Ili seems to have found her footing, and focuses on Scarlett’s belly, for that is easiest for her to reach and less guarded by Scarlett, who towers over her. Johansson seems surprised, but is unable to come up with a solution before the round ends, and Ili takes the round by a wide margin.

R3: Like a ship in a storm, the tide turns again, and it is Scarlett on top this time, slamming her fists repeatedly into Ili’s tender face. Ili has a better counter for it this round, though - hitting back. Both take heavy blows: Scarlett in the abdomen, and Ili in the head, and it is hard to tell who comes off worse off, though the judges rule in favor of Scarlett, for headshots lend themselves more to victory.

R4: The slugfest continues, but Ili adds more weaving and ducking, and Scarlett suddenly finds herself unable to nail down the smaller girl while she continues to take blows. The round goes to Ili in a spectacular fashion, much to the awe of many who had not expected her to last beyond three rounds.

R5: And Scarlett matches the escalation with a tactic of her own: hitting harder. She thinks that hitting harder will make up for the low accuracy, and she is correct in that thinking. Each connecting shot rocks Cheng hard, and her dodges become more wobbles and unsteadiness than anything. The round is even.

R6: The match has seemingly finally slid towards Scarlett’s favor as Ili walks into round six unsteadily, and it indeed is so, for Scarlett has absolute dominance. Soon after she sends Ili onto her back with a jab to the nose, and there she remains until the ten count.

Winner: Scarlett Johansson via KO6!