OFFICIAL FCBA "MARCH MADNESS" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 31 March 2023 at 7:59 pm
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Cougar Bout
Joanna Krupa vs Brooke Burns
(21-18, 21 KO vs 1-7-1, 1 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Polish model Joanna Krupa is still upset over the total Jaguar Tournament failure and wants to simply destroy as many future opponents as possible. Enter Brooke Burns, a former Baywatch swimsuit speciallist who adds extra value to any cougar fight and claims she can still knock out "overrated skanks like Krupa". That bold statement earns the Texas native an extremely bitter staredown from the Polish blonde who can barely hide her disdain during the introductions.
Joanna Krupa wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Brooke Burns wears a similar red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Brooks channels some early aggression and hammers in the uppercut series on the fellow blonde's rack before thumping more leather from point-blank range that firmly puts Joanna on notice. Both cougars jump into a high-octane attack where Brooke uses her superior range to dish out some heavy slugs that visibly affect the Polish model who has to spin away into mid-distance where she intends to reload her challenge. However Burns leaps after her and lands more nasty shots into her face backing the Theron conqueror onto the ropes in the process. She makes the most out of Krupa's slow start and pins her behind a tight earmuff thereafter racking up more clean hits much to the crowd's delight before dropping a right hook bomb on the nose that leaves Joanna slumped on soft knees at the bell.
Round 2:
Joanna finds the early response and glues her mitts into the American's breasts where Brooke seems more than vulnerable based on her reaction. The younger blonde notices that too and works it to the body also using a stray elbow to wobble Burns off balance. There's little the former Baywatch actress can do while stuck on her heels so Joanna duly clobbers her onto the ropes where she lands another gut-checking series to fold her opponent into genuine spasms. Brooke looks extremely hittable all of the sudden but that's a recurring issue among the cougars who just usually don't look first class while soaking up the leather abuse. She disappears behind a tight earmuff allowing Krupa to scrub off whatever she wants to at this stage.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Joanna displays superior punching quality and stuffs Brooks in the center of the ring further softening her up with a cavalcade of gut shots the Texas blonde can't really embrace without feeling the damage. She loops a half-hearted respose over the top and lands some single punches but makes no impression on the charging Pole who keeps working the high-octane blast until she reels the cumbersome actress onto the ropes again. Back to Plan A where Krupa simply chops Burns into a standstill and almost gets too flamboyant trying to knock her head off come the final minute. She fails in her pursuit but then bangs a vicious harpoon on the liver area and taunts the visibly hurting foe when the referee tells her to go back to her corner.
Round 4:
Brooks tries to mount a reasonable recovery but gets caught flush on the jaw from the inside and wobbles to her heels while Joanna SMOKES her with a right hand on the nose that spills red paint upon impact. Ugh! Burns heaves one out of desperation but only finds thin air while the younger blonde bounces into a double chin-checking combo that bawls the American's eyes to the orbit. She hits slo-mo button so Joanna can still drill one extra hook on the temple TO PUT BROOKE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! And there's no lifeline available for the fallen blonde who remains motionless on the canvas during the count. KO4 Joanna Krupa in no-nonsense fashion!!!
AFTER: That was short & sweet from the Miami-based model who claims she deserves more respect among the fellow cougars despite the Jaguar Tournament flame-out. She's open to fighting some younger opposition as well but it's all about making that phone call - or social media tag - to begin with: "I'm always open for business! Everyone knows where to find me! Okay, so I'll be watching the Marlins smoke the overrated Mets this weekend but after that I'm all free to make yer life oh-so miserable again!" (laughs).
Official Result: Joanna Krupa def. Brooke Burns KO4. |
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