Before:

Reining mistress of the body saddle Taylor Swift defends her title against Joy Corrigan in the first fight in a best of three series. Swift is a hall of famer but has struggled in the new year and Corrigan could launch her fight career even higher with a win tonight and a series victory over Taylor to claim the mistress of the body saddle title. The two women waste no time trading insults at the press conference.

“Joy is a wannabe model” Taylor says. “She does not even have long legs. I am going to ride her around the ring so much she does not even wants fight number 2 with me.”

“Taylor is a washed up has been that sticks around Fates.” Joy flings back. “She wishes she had a body as good as me. I will ride that pop princess around the ring until her legs can’t help her with her tour.”

The crowd is loud before the fight is announced and grows louder when Joy steps out from the back. The Lioness removes her robe to reveal a white bikini set with matching gloves and her hair in a ponytail for the fight. The model holds her body saddle up in the air and its black leather catches the light.

Taylor Swift steps out seconds later and is accompanied by Blake Lively and the singer holds her diamond encrusted body saddle up high and the crowd roars. Swift removes her robe to reveal a silver studded sports bra and matching spandex bottoms that show her long legs to the crowd. The singer strides to the ring with her long legs and gets in Joy’s face. The referee steps between the two and the two women pass their body saddles to the staff outside the ring. The ref calls for the bell and here is the first fight in the best of three series for the mistress of the body saddle.

Round 1:

Swift charges out of her corner swinging and drives Corrigan back when the model realizes the singer is not using her trademark jabs but swinging with hooks. Taylor drives a right around Joy’s guard and the model staggers backward and covers up. The veteran Swift shifts to Corrigan’s midriff and the singer connects with strong blows early. Joy is in the ropes and she has to clinch with Taylor for an early break. The two blonde women are pulled apart and Swift goes right back at Corrigan and hits her gloves. Joy counterpunches and tags the singer in her chest and Taylor now gives up a little ground. Joy steps forward but she moves right into the path of a jab from the current mistress and the taller Swift boxes Corrigan back into the ropes. The bell rings and Taylor takes the first round on points.

Round 2:

Joy getting some pointers in her corner and the model darts out of her corner ready for Taylor to swing. Taylor starts with a jab but goes back to her hooks. Joy protects her head and gets in close with Taylor and digs a short right into her chest. Corrigan boxing close with Swift and jams Swift’s reach. Joy turning up the tempo with quick blows to Taylor’s body and she drives a right into the singer’s mouth. Swift quick on the clinch and the two girls are pulled apart. Corrigan now the girl charging her foe but Swift lands a jab and gets the model at arms reach. Taylor now chasing after Joy but the younger girl keeps her gloves up and blocks Taylor’s punches. The bell rings and Joy narrowly wins the round on points.

Round 3:

Corrigan finding her stride and the model darts forward and tags Swift’s body to start the third. Taylor responds with a right overhand but Joy blocks the blow and tags the singer in her mouth. Swift quick on the clinch and the ref pulls the two girls apart and a trickle of blood leaks out of the older girl’s lips. The challenger sales and she darts forward again but the mistress of the body saddle drives a left into ribs and the smaller girl retreats. Taylor on the chase using her long legs to cover the distance and she shoots out a right but Joy ducks the blow and digs a left of her own into the bigger girl. The two girls tangle up as the time in the round ends and Joy takes another round on points.

Round 4:

Taylor gets an earful in her corner and the singer goes back to her jab and she lands an early blow. Joy recoils and drops back and Taylor chases after her. Swift with a left into Corrigan’s midriff but the model works in close again and drives a punch into the bigger girl’s body. Joy working expertly in the close quarters and the smaller girl works on the bigger girl’s body. Taylor grunts as she takes a left to her chest and Joy smirks but the singer wipes the smirk off her face with a right to her mouth. Joy retreating and Taylor lays into the smaller girl as she works her into the ropes. Swift with a bruising blow into Corrigan’s jaw and the smaller girl clinches. The bell rings and the two blondes are separated.

Round 5:

Taylor quick out of her corner but Joy is ready for her and the mode digs a right into the singer’s torso. Joy follows up with a left haymaker but nobody is home and Taylor snaps her head back with a right! Swift drives a follow up left into Joy’s jaw and the model’s legs buckle but she stays up. Corrigan covers her face and Swift unloads on the younger blonde’s ribs before splitting her guard. Joy’s head is unprotected and Taylor drives left-right combo into Joy’s jaw to send the challenger to the canvas! Taylor to the corner but Joy is already shaking her head and getting to all fours at the count of five. Corrigan pushes herself up at seven in a statement to beat the count. The ref gives the mandatory and waves Swift back in. Taylor looking for the lightswitch but she can’t find it behind Joy’s guard and the model slips in close and pops a right into Taylor’s nose at the bell. Both women are still standing but the first knockdown of the fight goes to Taylor.

Round 6:

Corrigan cautiously exits her corner and she keeps her distance from Swift. The singer charges forward and lands a left into the model’s chest and shoots a right at her face. Joy bobs her head to the right and Taylor’s strike only hits air and the model buries a left into the singer’s solar plexus from point blank range. Swift gasps and bends over to try and clinch but Corrigan snaps her back upright with an uppercut and the singer staggers backward with her gloves separated. Joy now the girl who charges forward and she connects with a savage one-two combo to send Taylor to the canvas. It’s a knockdown for Joy and she goes to her corner as the ref starts the count. Swift lifts her head up and gets her arms underneath her. The singer pushes herself up at the count of eight, breathing heavily. The ref gives Taylor the mandatory and waves Joy in.

Corrigan with her eyes laser focused on Swift and she feints left to strike the mistress in her chest with a right. Taylor gasps and she swings wildly at Joy and lands a glancing blow. Corrigan does not care and she drives a left into Swift’s chin and knocks her back into the ropes. Swift with a defensive blow into Corrigan’s shoulder and the signer’s head snaps back from a right haymaker from the model! Joy follows up with a left and Taylor’s is butt in ropes and Joy gives her no mercy. Corrigan drives leather into Swift and Swift’s body falls further and further into the ropes and the ref jumps in! Taylor collapses to the canvas and your winner by TKO6, Joy Corrigan!

After:

The crowd roars as Joy raises her arms and planes around the ring. Blake Lively with a stunned look on her face in the Fates corner and the problems for Fates girls are only getting worse. Corrigan drops her gloves and grabs her body saddle as she struts over to Swift. The singer is on her side and Corrigan kicks her onto her stomach and slips the strap under the singer’s torso and pulls the strap tight.

“Hnnnng.” Taylor gasps as Joy pulls the strap on tightly.

“Shhhh.” Joy ushers. “The FCBA deserves a real mistress of the body saddle like me even if you think my legs aren’t good enough.” Joy wraps her legs around Taylor’s body and kicks her heels into the mistress’s body. Taylor gasps in pain again before she lurches forward on wobbly fours. The singer barely makes a half lap before collapses in a heap.

“Done so soon sweetie?” Joy taunts Taylor but the singer does not have the strength to get back to all fours and Corrigan shoves the singer’s face into the canvas for good measure before standing up.

“That saddle is mine!” Joy declares and she plants her foot on Taylor’s back and she is one win away from becoming the mistress of the body saddle.

Corrigan with a statement win and Swift’s woes continue. Can the singer recover her prior form or is her time over?