OFFICIAL FCBA "APRIL ARMAGEDDON" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 28 April 2023 at 11:35 pm
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Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction
Abigail Ratchford vs Rachel Stuhlmann
(Lioness Club vs FCBA Independent)
(10-4, 10 KO vs 0-1)
JMDD Value: 36DD (Natural) vs 35D (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Jugs of Mass Destruction is more unpredictable genre of boxing than most others and one might argue tennis influencer Rachel Stuhlmann has nothing to lose going against Abigail Ratchford who comes off an unsuccessful JMDD title fight back in February. Rachel fell on the trademark rookie Asylum PPV trap on her debut but she still pushed the towering Marie Temara seven rounds which indicates she can take a mean punch or two. However can she take them while getting targeted in the cleavage is always another question!
Abigail Ratchford wears a black bikini set with red trim & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Rachel Stuhlmann wears a blue bikini set & blue gloves. Long black hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.
Round 1:
Abigail hits it from the front and simply blasts her mitts into the fellow brunette's cleavage like there's no tomorrow. Hard slugging from the recent title challenger that puts the influencer on notice. Rachel tries to respond but bounces off Abby's forearms and can't stick anything on target until she's backed onto the ropes where she takes more hits with Ratchford running hot in order to stamp her authority in this fight. She does exactly that when Rachel bails out behind a tight earmuff which leaves the door open for some quick harpoons around the waist. Ugh! Stuhlmann has to clinch the glamour model just to survive the onslaught and she gives Abby a long stare at the bell. Woof. Guess it's not that easy in JMDD rules after all?
Round 2:
Rachel realizes she has to do something and fast... she tackles Abigail to the body and lands a fortunate harpoon on the liver area before driving an uppercut charge up the middle. She catches the glamour model square between the cups and carries north to find the chin which wobbles Ratchford onto her heels. This allows Stuhlmann to rally around with more half-uppercuts and she settles in well to pound the double-D bumpers from point blank range. Even a sturdy competitor like Ratchford feels the jug muggin' heat here and bails out in mid-range which forces Rachel to hassle her around the area but the prize comes in the final minute when Abby gets shut down in the corner and has to soak up more uppercut wrath that firmly sets up a back & forth tangle much to the crowd's delight. Ref pulls Rachel away at the bell and she yells out in frustration since she was really getting into her groove!
Round 3:
Abigail tries to restore order but gets beaten to the uppercut bounce which allows Rachel to dominate the point blank range action in the opening minute. The JMDD newcomer shows more skill pounding away up the middle and she backs a rather stunned opponent onto the ropes where she tears into her breasts with confident wrath to quote Tigress Uppercut live ticker! No holding back here whatsover and Abby begins to gurgle in discomfort as her bumpers are taken for a wild ride; she slumps into loud spasms and earns a verbal taunting from Stuhlmann who goes all-in to add to her advantage and she almost shoves Ratchford through the ropes right at the bell which raises many eyebrows inside the arena! Make that 29-28 for the influencer. Deserved!
Round 4:
Abigail is up early and she wants to hammer in all her anger into the fellow brunette's enhanced cleavage. Off we go with another slugging battle of attrition that holds firm all the way until the glamour model finds the supreme punch and drills into her rival's solar plexus. Add a stray elbow on the boobs and Rachel wobbles to her heels but still wants to stay in the range. A bold idea that backfires quickly when Ratchford simply mauls her back to the corner and pounds more jugs meat from point-blank range. She yells at the ailing influencer who loses her slugging grip wholesale come the final stretch and leaks more uppercuts on target barely staying upright during the experience!
Round 5:
Another slugging battle... these girls just can't help themselves now and want it all... Rachel fails to cover up for another harpoon changeup and gets belted into spasms on the spot while Abigail simply tears it down to almost cause a wardrobe malfunction as well. She batters Stuhlmann back to the post and drives more harpoons until she tags the liver area and makes the Missouri brunette cry out in pain. No mercy here as another double uppercut blast sinks the influencer into more spasms and she heads face-down for the canvas moments later unable to take the punishment anymore!!! Bingo! That should do it and it does! KO5 Abigail Ratchford!!!
AFTER: "Eff that bytch! She is tough but I'm waaay tougher!", Abby shouts to the camera while coach Claudia Schiffer removes her gloves. Rachel tries to crawl to her corner but gets swiftly grabbed by the hair and dragged to the center of the ring where Abigail slaps her on the face demanding an additional submission. Rachel chokes on some tears and admits Abby IS the superior woman before having to suffer the mandatory breast smother procedure for the first time in her young celebrity boxing career. She held her own in pure slugging battle but eventually succumbed to the more experienced opponent. However she has all the tools and the mindset to take revenge on the Penn State glamour model in the future so watch this space!
Official Result: Abigail Ratchford def. Rachel Stuhlmann KO5. |
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