OFFICIAL FCBA "APRIL ARMAGEDDON" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 29 April 2023 at 12:03 am
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Jennifer Aniston vs Denise Richards (Cougar)
(Global Boxing Syndicate vs FCBA Independent)
(8-26-1, 6 KO vs 34-56-2, 21 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: It's been over 20 years since these two brunettes last battled it out and Denise Richards smashed Jennifer Aniston in three rounds back then which maybe explains why a rematch was never on the cards. "I AM the better woman and this hasn't changed since our CBS days in the 90s. Those old VHS tapes are still available and when I blew the doors off Aniston in 2001 it simply broke her mentally. She was NEVER in my league, period!", Denise Richards talks smack ahead of the cougar battle but Jennifer can barely hide her disdain when the two women meet in the center of the ring. She vows to rearrange Denise's face and "punch all the plastic out" which earns her a solid ovation from the audience!
Jennifer Aniston wears a leopard print crop top, jeans shorts & red gloves. Long brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Denise Richards wears a red bikini top, jeans shorts & white gloves. Long brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
Jennifer comes out with more aggressive intentions and simply sticks her mitts into the fellow brunette's face working the high-octane pressure before blasting a left harpoon on the liver area that almost topples Richards right over. Woof. Just missed on that one! Denise has to back off and spends the next few seconds dancing around Aniston's punches which only gives the older actress more confidence she can truly find redemption after all those years. She jumps right into Denise's path and knocks more leather into her face but lacks a genuine power punch to sink the Illinois native into instant trouble. Richards waits out the cougar storm helped by Jennifer's dwindling precision before mounting a late rally up the middle - not enough to steal the round on points but enough to leave Aniston fuming at the bell.
Round 2:
Denise cranks a quick double up the middle and takes it from there thumping Jennifer's face from both flanks until she lands that desired money shot that forces the fellow brunette off her stance. Jennifer wobbles to her heels and there's no exceptiona footwork to speak of here so she has to embrace what comes next - and it ain't pretty! Richards hauls in more vicious shots from point-blank range and bundles the stunned opponent back to the ropes where she fires another uppercut series to keep Aniston wrapped behind a desperate earmuff down the stretch. Typical cougar action, one woman does all the hitting and the other tries to hang on. Denise gets verbal as she drives a low harpoon just above the waist and Jennifer is unable to respond. Ugh! She sinks into spasms when she gets belted in the same spot moments later and Richards taunts the crowd into a louder reaction when the referee pulls her away at the bell.
Round 3:
Jennifer resumes the aerial charge and knocks several single punches into Denise's face but fails to bother the Illinois actress significantly enough to prevent a swift response over the top which triggers a hectic back & forth tangle in the center of the ring. Execution remains at premium here but you can feel these two former CBS pin-ups really hate each other and want to blow one another away. Jennifer channels the head-hunting path to inflict a visible swelling around Denise's lips but still gets pinged to the body hard enough she shrieks and yelps through the exchange a little louder than the fellow cougar. Denise shoves her back to the ropes at the two-minute mark and tries to drill right through her midriff but falls into a stray shoulder barge on the breasts and eats a rare uppercut combo on the chin instead. Ugh! Aniston slams another quick double on the chin to stagger the younger brunette on jelly knees before a late hook spins Richards onto the turnbuckle at the bell.
Round 4:
Denise goes all-in to punish Jennifer's midsection and profits from a clash of heads which wobbles the Californian off her stance; the harpoon drive finds the zone and works the piston-like delivery during the opening minute leaving Aniston extremely vulnerable as she's unable to fend off the heat. Richards belts away in fury, backs an ailing foe onto the ropes and digs her forearm into her chest to remain in full control... and she simply breaks Jennifer's resilience when she slams one blow on the navel too many forcing the older cougar to cry out in pain and SLUMP DOWN ON HER KNEES amid a wild ovation from the audience. Jennifer bends her head against the canvas and keeps hugging the aching midriff during the count... nope, it's too much pain to deal with and she sits down on her heels staring at the referee with her eyes wide open. KO4 Denise Richards!!!
AFTER: The losing streak is over! Denise stops the negative count at ten consecutive defeats and she does it against a familiar foe after all. Party like it's 1999 - even without the VHS tapes! "Told ya, I AM the better woman... always has, always will be! Aniston is so full of her "girl next door" charisma it makes everyone sick after seeing the same trick over and over again. Even Meg Ryan knew when to call it a day!", Denise quips in her post-fight interview and one can understand her gloating. Meanwhile the GBS entourage vows to make amends for this result and thankfully they have enough cougars on the roster to throw at Richards if neccessary. Word is Kim Kardashian really wants to beat her up ASAP!
Official Result: Denise Richards def. Jennifer Aniston KO4. |
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