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25 August 2023 Ellie Thumann vs Tahnee Atkinson

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OFFICIAL FCBA "BOILING POINT" PPV 2023

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 25 August 2023 at 9:30 pm

Tahnee Atkinson (5-3-4) vs Ellie Thumann (1-0-1)

(Words: FFC / Results: Lookout!)

Jim Ross: Well folks, if you told me years ago I'd be commentating a boxing match on a beach, I'd have asked you what you were smoking. But here we are, with the waves crashing in the background and the smell of sunscreen in the air. Welcome to the FCBA Beach Brawl!

Eddie Haskell: Oh, come on, Jim! Embrace the beauty of it all! The sun, the sea, and two of the most stunning fighters ready to slug it out in the sand. This is the dream, my friend!

Jim Ross: The dream? More like a logistical nightmare. I mean, they're boxing in sand, Eddie! And these turnbuckles driven into the beach? It's an ankle injury waiting to happen.

Eddie Haskell: Nonsense, Jim! This is the ultimate test of agility and balance. And speaking of beauty, let's talk about our first fighter, the Australian sensation, Tahnee Atkinson. 31 years young, standing at 5'8", and weighing in at 132 lbs. And that yellow swimsuit she's wearing? It showcases her in all the right places, if you catch my drift.

Jim Ross: sighs Eddie, remember, we're professionals here. Tahnee is an incredible model with over 226.7K followers. She's not just a pretty face; she's got the skills.

Eddie Haskell: Oh, I've no doubt. But then we have Ellie Thumann, only 20 and already making waves. Standing tall at 5'11", also weighing 132 lbs, and rocking that white and black swimsuit like nobody's business. And Jim, she's the SI Swimsuit model of 2023! Over 1.6 million followers can't be wrong.

Jim Ross: I get it, Eddie; they're both impressive in their own right. But can they box? That's the question. Especially in these unconventional conditions.

Eddie Haskell: And let's not forget those beach showers in the corner. Perfect for cooling down and... well, adding a little extra entertainment for the audience.

Jim Ross: Good grief. Well, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a sandy showdown like no other. The FCBA Beach Brawl is about to begin!

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Round 1

JR: Welcome, sports fans, to a night that promises to be filled with excitement, skill, and heart! In one corner, we have the social media sensation, Ellie Thumann, with grace and finesse. In the other, the power-packed Tahnee Atkinson, a force to be reckoned with. Eddie, it's going to be a slobberknocker!

Eddie Haskell: Well, golly, Mr. Ross, these two young ladies are stars in the digital world, but they're here to prove their mettle in the ring. Isn't Miss Ellie a cutie? Those bright eyes, smooth skin, and that playful smile. And she has a killer body!

JR: DING! And there's the bell! Ellie's coming out swinging, folks! A jab to the head, a right hook to the body. She's got a plan, and it's taking shape right before our eyes.

Eddie Haskell: My, my, Mr. Ross, Tahnee move with a sultry confidence. What grace under pressure! Her 2.5 million followers must be watching with bated breath.

JR: And Ellie's not letting up. Left uppercut, right cross. She's setting up something big. But you know, Eddie, it's not the social media followers but the skill and fire in the ring that count!

Eddie Haskell: True, Mr. Ross, but what flair these girls have! Tahnee's adapting, moving, blocking. A real lady in the ring, isn't she?

JR: Here comes Ellie with a powerful right hook, and it connects! She's making a statement in this opening round, and her 3 million fans must be on the edge of their seats!

Eddie Haskell: But gosh, JR, Tahnee's taking it like a true sport. A real fighter, she's absorbing, countering. Isn't she just wonderful?

JR: Round's over, folks. Ellie takes this one, showing the world that being a social media star doesn't mean she can't fight. But don't count Tahnee out. There's a lot of fight left in her.

Eddie Haskell: Well, JR, isn't this just splendid? A match between two stars, both in the ring and online. I'm on the edge of my seat. How about you, sir?

JR: You and me both, Eddie. This fight's only getting warmed up. Hold onto your hats!

The fighters head to their corners, focus in their eyes, knowing that this is just the beginning of a battle that promises to be memorable. The crowd's energy is electric, the anticipation palpable. Round 1 may be over, but the real action is just getting started.

Round 2
JR: Round 2 is underway, folks! Tahnee's looking to make a statement after losing the first round. She's got to apply pressure and find a way to break through Ellie's defense.
Eddie Haskell: Well, Mr. Ross, you're absolutely correct. Tahnee's approaching with caution, but I can see a fire in her eyes. She's got a plan, and Ellie should be on her guard.
JR: Ellie's still confident, moving gracefully around the ring. Tahnee's trying to close the distance, looking for an opportunity to strike. WHACK! And there's a right hook! Ellie's backed into the ropes!
Eddie Haskell: Oh my, Mr. Ross! THUD! GRUNT! BAM! OOF! UH! AAH! Those punches to Ellie's belly! She's gasping, eyes wide, eyebrows knitted. Isn't this just the most thrilling spectacle?
JR: Tahnee's found her target, Eddie. Ellie's midsection is taking a beating. BAM! BAM! BAM! Three more devastating blows. Ellie's got to get out of there!
Eddie Haskell: You can say that again, Mr. Ross. Ellie's face is a picture of pain. She's holding her stomach, tears in her eyes. Tahnee's turned this fight around. She's marvelous, isn't she?
JR: Ellie's in real trouble now. Those punches are taking their toll. She's struggling to breathe, and Tahnee's not letting up. It's a relentless assault, and the crowd is on its feet!
Eddie Haskell: What a display of power, Mr. Ross! The bell's ringing, and Ellie's stumbling back to her corner. Tahnee's won this round, and it's been a complete turnaround. Isn't this just the most exciting thing you've ever seen?
JR: Round 2 goes to Tahnee, and she's made a strong comeback here. Ellie's visibly shaken, still holding her stomach as she returns to her corner. It's an electrifying battle, Eddie, and we've only just begun!
As the fighters head back to their corners, the excitement in the arena is palpable. Tahnee's strong performance in Round 2 has shifted the momentum in her favor. The anticipation for the next round is building, and fans can sense that this fight could go either way. The battle has only just begun, and both fighters know that every round counts.

Round 3

JR: We're back for Round 3, and Ellie's got to change things up to avoid those power punches Tahnee landed on her stomach in Round 2.

Eddie Haskell: You said it, Mr. Ross. Look at Ellie's face, still showing the aftermath of Round 2. Her graceful determination is still there, but her winded expression tells a story. Isn't she just something?

JR: Tahnee's on the hunt, switching to a boxer-puncher style. POP! POP! BAM! She's moving past Ellie's defense, delivering those rapid combos!

Eddie Haskell: ZAP! WHACK! SMACK! Oh my, Mr. Ross, Tahnee's got Ellie on the ropes again. But Ellie's countering, a look of resolve in her eyes. Isn't she just marvelous?

JR: Ellie's fighting back hard, CRACK! THUD! but Tahnee's jabs are finding their mark. Ellie's got to avoid those power punches that rocked her stomach in the last round.

Eddie Haskell: And doesn't Tahnee move with grace, Mr. Ross? But Ellie's not backing down. POP! SLAM! Look at her face, winded but determined. She's still in this fight. It's a real delight, wouldn't you say?

JR: Tahnee's relentless, Eddie. Ellie's trying to adapt, but those quick jabs and fierce combinations are making it tough. She's on the ropes, but fighting back with all she's got.

Eddie Haskell: Ellie's taking hits, Mr. Ross, but she's still moving, still fighting. Her heart's in the right place, and her determination is something to behold, don't you think?

JR: Time's up, and Tahnee's taken this round. Ellie's showing signs of the beating she took in Round 2, but she's far from done. This fight's not over yet, Eddie.

Eddie Haskell: What a round, Mr. Ross! Tahnee's a marvel, but Ellie's still got that spark. Her eyes are still focused, and she's giving everything she has. Isn't this just thrilling?

JR: It's an incredible fight, Eddie. Ellie's got to regroup, avoid those power punches, and get back in this. The battle's far from over, and these fighters are giving it everything they've got.

As the fighters return to their corners, the intensity of the battle is evident in their faces. Tahnee's confidence is growing, but Ellie's determination is unwavering. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, and the excitement is building. Round 3 may be over, but the real action is just getting started.

Round 4
JR: Hold onto your seats, folks! Round 4 is underway, and after a comeback in the previous round, Ellie is showing no signs of slowing down. This fight is heating up!
Eddie Haskell: Golly, Mr. Ross, you're right! Both these young ladies are putting up a fight that's simply thrilling to watch!
JR: Ellie's on the offensive! CRACK! WHAM! She's landing blows on Tahnee, and her footwork is impeccable. She's dancing around the ring, avoiding Tahnee's punches with grace!
Eddie Haskell: BAM! SMACK! Oh, my stars, Mr. Ross, Tahnee's not backing down! She's retaliating with fierce uppercuts. Isn't she just a marvel?
JR: Tahnee's fighting back, Eddie, but Ellie's in control this round. She's showing her strength and skill, and Tahnee's got to respond! POP! ZING! Ellie's on fire!
Eddie Haskell: You can say that again, Mr. Ross! Ellie's looking fantastic! Her movements are fluid, her punches crisp. She's showing the world that she's more than just a pretty face!
JR: Tahnee's not done, Eddie! CRACK! She's landing a solid right hook! She's pushing Ellie back, and she's taking control!
Eddie Haskell: Boy, oh boy, Mr. Ross! This is what a fight's all about! Look at the determination in Tahnee's eyes! She's not letting Ellie get away with this round!
JR: Final seconds, Eddie! BANG! SMASH! Both fighters are giving it their all! Tahnee's pushing back, but Ellie's holding her ground!
Eddie Haskell: There's the bell, Mr. Ross! What a round! It was like watching a dance in the ring! Isn't this just the most exciting thing you've ever seen?
JR: What a round, indeed, Eddie! Both fighters showed their mettle, but Ellie's taken this one. She's back in the fight, and she's letting Tahnee know that she's not going anywhere!
Eddie Haskell: I can hardly contain myself, Mr. Ross! This is a fight for the ages! I can't wait to see what comes next!
As the bell chimed the end of Round 4, Ellie staggered to her corner, each footfall echoing the weight of the punches she'd endured.

Round 5
JR: Folks, we're in Round 5, and if you can believe it, the intensity is only rising! Ellie's found her groove, but Tahnee's got that spark in her eye. She's ready to fight back.
Eddie Haskell: Gee, Mr. Ross, I've never seen a fight like this! Ellie's dancing around, but Tahnee's not giving up. She's fighting like a true champion!
JR: Ellie's using her reach, her mobility. CRACK! A solid combo to Tahnee's face, and she's staggering!
Eddie Haskell: Oh, my, Mr. Ross! That was a punch and a half! Tahnee's looking a bit rattled, but isn't Ellie just remarkable?
JR: Tahnee's trying to find her rhythm, but Ellie's relentless. WHAM! A hard right, and Tahnee's against the ropes!
Eddie Haskell: This is a real nail-biter, Mr. Ross! Tahnee's still fighting back, still moving, but Ellie's on fire! Isn't this just the most thrilling thing?
JR: We're in the final minute, and Ellie's swarming in again. BANG! Another hit to Tahnee's face, and she's DOWN!
Eddie Haskell: Oh, my stars, Mr. Ross! Tahnee's on the mat! But look at her, getting back up! Isn't she just the epitome of resilience?
JR: Tahnee's on her feet at six, and the bell's ringing! This round's over, but this fight's FAR from over!
Eddie Haskell: What a round, Mr. Ross! Both these young ladies are putting up a fight that's simply breathtaking! Ellie's looking confident, but Tahnee's far from done. Isn't this just the most delightful contest?
As the fighters head to their corners, Ellie's smile beams, her confidence palpable. Tahnee, though shaken, still has the determined look of a fighter not willing to give in. The crowd is on its feet, the roar deafening. The excitement in the room could cut through steel, and as the bell rings for the next round, everyone knows that this battle is far from over, and the real action is just getting started.

Round 6
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, we're into Round 6, and Tahnee Atkinson has had a rough couple of rounds. She'll need to regain her focus and get back in the game!
Eddie Haskell: That's right, JR! Tahnee's a powerhouse, and she needs to unleash that power! And look at Ellie Thumann, she's in great physical condition!
JR: Indeed, Eddie! But Tahnee's punches are making Ellie's abs feel like she's punching a soft mattress! CRACK! SLAM! BANG! Those uppercuts are ruthless!
Eddie Haskell: HUFF! UGH! Did you hear that, JR? Tahnee's punches are like thunder! Each hit echoes through the arena!
Minute 1:
JR: The girls clinch in the center of the ring, and Tahnee's not wasting any time! She starts pummeling Ellie with those powerful uppercuts to the gut!
Eddie Haskell: BAM! CRUNCH! UGH! Ellie's facial expressions say it all, JR! Her brows are raised, her eyes wide with surprise! She's trying to fend off Tahnee's unrelenting assault!
Minute 2:
JR: This is a brutal display of power and technique! Tahnee's keeping up the pressure, her punches landing like a battering ram! Ellie's mouth is slack, her arms flailing!
Eddie Haskell: WHAM! HUFF! OOMPH! Ellie's grunting and moaning with each punch, JR! It's like Tahnee's inflicting an onslaught on her body!
Minute 3:
JR: Tahnee's not letting up for a second! CRACK! SLAM! THUD! Her punches are unyielding, and Ellie's struggling to keep standing!
Eddie Haskell: Ellie's legs are stumbling, but she's trying to hang on! Tahnee's like a relentless force, and Ellie's taking the full brunt of it!
JR: The bell rings, and what a round it's been! Ellie's sobbing as she holds her stomach, barely standing! But Tahnee's cocky, feeling the thrill of her dominance!
Eddie Haskell: Tahnee's put everything into those punches, JR! She's slightly winded from the effort, but it was worth it for the damage she's inflicted!
After Round 6
The spectators could see it—the raw, unfiltered pain in her eyes. Her once-proud posture had crumpled, replaced by a hunched form, hands cradling her bruised and battered stomach. Silent tears streamed down her face, each droplet a testament to the agony she felt inside and out.
Eddie Haskell: Oh, man, Jim. I've seen many fights, but this... She's hurt. She's really hurt.
Jim Ross: As Ellie's corner team turns on the shower, blasting her with water, she's desperately trying to revive herself. It's heart-wrenching, Eddie. The spirit's willing, but the body... The body can only take so much.

The first splash of cold water made Ellie jolt, her sobbing becoming momentarily louder, more pronounced. But then, as the cool rivulets cascaded over her, there was a noticeable shift.
The water seemed to do more than just cool her heated skin. It served as a balm, washing away the immediate sting of her injuries, providing a brief respite from the relentless heat. Her breathing, which had been ragged and painful, became more even, more controlled. The sobs started to recede, replaced by determined breaths.
Jim Ross: Look at that, Eddie. The transformation. That's the heart of a warrior.
Eddie Haskell: It's incredible, Jim. I mean, she's clearly in pain, but there's this... resilience. It's awe-inspiring.
Ellie tilted her head upwards, letting the water course over her face, washing away her tears. For a brief moment, she closed her eyes, lost in the sensation. When she reopened them, they held a glimmer of renewed vigor.
Jim Ross: Round 5 is coming up. If Ellie brings even a fraction of that spirit to the ring, it's going to be one for the books.

Round 7
JR: We're back for Round 7, and folks, what we saw last round was nothing short of a slobberknocker! Tahnee's master plan is unfolding. Ellie's in her corner, holding her stomach, breath ragged. Her crew is dumping water over her head to revive her. The ref's asking her if she can continue and Ellie - yes, she's nodding!
Eddie Haskell: Oh, Mr. Ross, Ellie's in a terrible spot. Tahnee's eyes are fixed on her target, and she's winding up for something big. Ellie's blocking with one glove, but she's wide open!
JR: CRASH! BOOM! There it is! The "Thunder Goddess" punch! Tahnee's landed it square on Ellie's jaw. Good God Almighty, what a hit!
Eddie Haskell: Ellie's stumbling, Mr. Ross! Her legs are like jelly. Her face is a mask of pain and confusion. Isn't this just the most exciting thing?
JR: Ellie's doing the Flair Bump! She's face down on the canvas. Tahnee's backed off, and the referee's counting. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Eddie Haskell: Ellie's not moving, Mr. Ross! Her body's trembling, her eyes glazed. The referee's calling it. This match is over!
JR: Bah gawd, Eddie! That's it! Tahnee's won by KO! She's done it! She's turned the tide and landed the decisive blow! This young lady has just made a statement!
Eddie Haskell: What a finish, Mr. Ross! Isn't Tahnee just something else? And poor Ellie, she fought with all her heart but came up short. A real lady, that one.
JR: You said it, Eddie. Ellie gave it her all, but Tahnee's power and skill were too much in the end. This was a fight for the ages, and Tahnee's proved she's a force to be reckoned with.
Eddie Haskell: My, my, Mr. Ross, what a night we've had! I'm all aflutter with excitement. Aren't these girls just the most splendid athletes?
JR: You and me both, Eddie. Tahnee's victorious, and she's earned every bit of it. This was a match that will be remembered for a long time to come.
As the camera focuses on Tahnee, triumphant in victory, Ellie's still on the canvas, a medical team attending to her. The crowd is on its feet, the excitement still palpable. Tahnee raises her arms, a smile on her face, knowing that she's emerged victorious in a battle that tested her to the limit.

Aftermath:
JR: Folks, let's not forget, Ellie did her best out there tonight. She showed heart, she showed courage, but her inexperience showed in this match. Tahnee's experience, her skill, it was all too much for the young fighter.
Eddie Haskell: Absolutely, Mr. Ross. Ellie had her moments, but Tahnee's strength and skill were just too much. A true champion's performance!
JR: Tahnee's won, and she's celebrating with the crowd, but folks, there's a look in her eye that's unsettling. She's turning back to Ellie, and she's... she's going for a triangle lock!
Eddie Haskell: Good gracious, Mr. Ross, what a shocking turn of events! Ellie's out cold, and Tahnee's finally letting go. She's standing up, a triumphant look on her face. Isn't she just the most dominating thing you've ever seen?
JR: Dominating? Eddie, this is beyond that! This is cruel, vindictive! That damn Jezebel’s got no respect for her opponent. This is a dark day for the sport.
Eddie Haskell: It's certainly a shocking turn of events, Mr. Ross. The crowd's reaction is mixed, but this will surely leave a mark on Tahnee's reputation.
JR: It's a disgrace, Eddie! Ellie's out, and Tahnee's finally releasing the hold. But the damage is done. The victory's tainted. This is a dark day for the sport!