OFFICIAL FCBA "SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER" PPV 2023
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 29 September 2023 at 8:41 pm
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Nikki Ziering vs Amy Weber (Cougar Boxing)
(3-6, 3 KO vs 1-1, 1 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: It's time to roll some 1990s swimsuit VHS tapes to find Nikki Ziering & Amy Weber's heyday and the latter's WWE valet gig proved to be a complete dumpster fire to some extent but here we are ready to resume the vintage blonde vs brunette battle for supremacy. This idea always sells tickets no matter how past-prime - allegedly - these two swimsuit models actually are!
"I'm gonna manhandle this dirty bytch and punch her teeth out!", Nikki thinks she's gonna dominate the action tonight, "I was always the superior woman and oh, we met back in the day alright. It was a pleasure to rip her hair out and she knows I will blow her away over and over again. It doesn't matter if the year is 1997 or 2023! I still own this ####!"
Nikki Ziering wears an orange tan bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Amy Weber wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Nikki did all the talking outside of the ring but it's Amy who does all the punching in the ring! She blitzes the blonde up the middle and lets her eat some hard leather without any reply! Nikki loses her footing & stumbles amid this mad scramble from Weber but avoids more serious issues if not landing any significant punches can't be deemed as not serious! Amy goes for broke in the opening round and that's one way to settle these cougar fights alas she can't quite punish Ziering hard enough with the precision of her shots dwindling down the stretch. She still sticks single leather into the blonde's face but even Nikki realizes she's navigated the worst boxing weather here and cuts a confident pose trading single leather with the brunette come the final minute. Both women barge into each other after the bell and it's getting obvious they really despise each other!
Rounds 2 & 3:
Nikki comes back to level the slugging score and uses Amy's face as target practice during the next two rounds. Both cougars remain committed to the aggressive approach but that's also standard procedure on the wrong side of forty. Some slick body shots allow Amy to keep the blonde honest but the facial damage begins to mount rather quickly as Nikki remains hell bent to knock the brunette's head off and doesn't even think of targeting another part of her body. That tunnel vision tactics still enables her to stay on top of the Illinois model who leaks too many of these hooks and cuts a frustrated figure when she's unable to slow Ziering down with some blatant clinching attempts. More of the same in the third, Nikki lines up the head-hunting charge early and knocks lumps into Amy's face forcing the brunette into retreat before too long. Weber's counter-punching is DOA as she gets rattled by the blonde's delivery before a quick jug muggin' burst sends her into loud moaning to close out the round slumped on the turnbuckle.
Rounds 4 & 5:
Amy finally avoids a poor start and sticks a promising leather into Nikki's body before working upstairs to bounce off her breasts and catch the chin. A phone booth rangle ensues and the dark-haired woman holds her own this time gashing the blonde up the middle. Nikki refuses to back off at first but then suffers a mild cut across the nose and bails out into mid-distance. Amy wants to pressure her into a trap along the ropes but can't match her opponent's mobility and only threatens to deliver those vicious punches. Nikki bides her time to limit the losses and avoid outright damage and similar story occurs in the fifth when another cut on the blonde's nose makes her go all tactical while luring Amy into a fruitless chase. It's almost mind over matter stuff come the final minute where Weber is visibly upset she can't hurt the California blonde who tags her with a solid counter-punching response instead. Another uppercut series bounces into Amy's rack and leaves her fuming at the bell.
Round 6:
Amy comes in to slam immediate leather into Nikki's face but she wobbles too far forward at one stage and bounces off the top of Ziering's forehead opening a wide hole... look out... hard right crashes into her jaw and Nikki turns it from the hip to deliver another mighty blast that squashes the brunette's lips and wobbles her onto her heels. Ugh! Make that jelly knees right here as Amy loses her balance and trips back to the ropes where she's unable to escape a looming disaster since Nikki jumps into a one-two blast on the nose moments later. Amy couldn't raise her gloves in time anymore and gets SMOKED into oblivion with that double haymaker delivery. SHE SLIDES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS with her eyes closed and descends into a mumbling wreck moments later. KO6 Nikki Ziering in lights out fashion!!!
AFTER: "Told ya I still own the frickin' wh#re!", Nikki can't stop laughing when a dizzy Amy is escorted back to the locker room, "I hurt her high, I hurt her low, I hurt her anywhere I wanted to. And then I smoked her foor good. That's how U do it! (...) Who says I talk too much? Must be some jealous airheads that never got promoted from mud wrestling! Either this or Krista Allen needs an ass-kicking like it's 1998 again!" (winks).
Official Result: Nikki Ziering def. Amy Weber KO6. |
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