NINA DOBREV BIRTHDAY BASH
Posted by Vassago on January 9, 2023, 1:34 am
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Kelly Rohrbach vs Anllela Sagra
(Lioness Club of America vs Holloway Boxing)
(37-21, 37 KO vs 22-15, 22 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Kelly Rohrbach returns to the ring following her unsuccessful lightweight championship bid and it's debatable whether she can meet the lofty expectations as the LCA 130 lbs leader. However the Connecticut native wants to silence the doubters (probably recruited from Nina Agdal's fan club in first place) and takes on the legendary 'Abs of Steel' Anllela Sagra who has unfortunately suffered as the Vixens punchbag for most of 2022. She's also too accomplished to be losing to random understudies but some experts claim she's mentally stuck in the Ice Hotel universe and needs to drop the loose cannon attitude to become a lineal champion anytime soon.
Kelly Rohrbach wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Anllela Sagra wears a yellow bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Heavy slugging from the opening bell as both women waste no time in order to set the aggressive tone. Kelly tries to break through punching to the brunette's body but that's always a very bold idea against this opponent and Anllela shakes off the early heat to connect with the overhand swing instead. She lands a couple of promising punches into the blonde's face but gets whacked across the boobs and struggles to embrace the initial heat as Rohrbach powers ahead to land more quick uppercuts on target. She puts the Colombian stunner on immediate notice and thumps her back to the ropes thereafter working the high-octane pounce against the odds. Ugh! Sagra tries to weather the storm but ends up hugging the ropes anyway as the American model packs another vicious series on the jugs to underline her advantage. Bell.
Round 2:
Anllela finds the swift response and blows up Kelly's own cleavage in a charging display that suddenly descends into a genuine jug muggin' contest against the preview. Woof. Kelly tries to fend off the phone booth haze but Sagra carries elite power supply and collects the artistic impression value much to the crowd's delight. She pummels the blonde back to the post and lands more quick shots on target before a looping cross tags the mouth and slumps Kelly into loud spasms. Anllela has the American right where she wants her so she adds more uppercut pressure and thumps more of her jugs to run away with the action wholesale. LCA coach Eva Mendes has to react quickly as Kelly herself is totally shocked how the Colombian fitness freak mauled her jugs in straight-forward fashion here.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Kelly goes for the early move but Anllela beats her to the punch and keeps drilling the cleavage before driving low to land a stray bullet on the groin. Ugh! This punch catches the ref's attention but Sagra pretends she doesn't understand English and triggers a hectic exchange in the center of the ring forcing the man in charge to let it go. Kelly gets flushed out of her range and barely avoids getting trapped on the ropes as she has to yield more real estate with Anllela stalking her around the ring like she owns the place. Kelly's counter-punching effort falls wide of the mark and she gets whacked by more uppercuts on target as Sagra cleans up the pocket from the inside and belts the struggling blonde on the liver area right at the bell.
Round 4:
Kelly goes for the haymaker pounce and nails Anllela with a right cross before adding a left hook on the ear moments later. Ugh! The athletic brunette refuses to back off and taunts the American to deliver another.... oh, wait... Kelly SMOKES her with a right hook on the ear and then it's too late for Anllela to raise her arms as she gets blasted with a left hook on the chin that bawls her eyes to the orbit and DOWN SHE GOES amid a wild roar from the Rogers audience. Uh-oh! Good night and good luck! Even coach Eva Mendes did not see that finish coming! The count is a foregone conclusion! KO4 Kelly Rohrbach in lights out fashion!!!
AFTER: Hard to understand how Anllela let her guard down like that against a very dangerous opponent otherwise. There is definitely something wrong with the highly touted Colombian who falls into another bitter defeat and even BLONDE! Magazine might be right without bias when they say Anllela is simply not an elite fighter despite all the PR effort. Meanwhile Kelly complains about a small cut under the left eye and tells Eva Mendes this is the last time she takes four months off in the foreseeable future: "Nina is a mad bytch but she's not that good! We need to get our act together. What's up with the Ice Hotel? Might as well try breaking & entering in again?" (winks).
Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Anllela Sagra KO4. |
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