QUEENDOM XVI: MAY MAELSTROM PPV
Posted by Vassago on 22 May 2023 at 9:13 am
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Sara Jean Underwood vs Lucy Pinder
(Celebrity Wrestling Federation vs This Is Glamour)
(5-17, 5 KO vs 4-19, 4 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Enhanced) vs 32H (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Former Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood returns to jug muggin' rules following a tough loss to veteran Emmanuele Chriqui at the Can-Am Border Bash and she's set to provide all the fireworks against British PageThree legend Lucy Pinder who wants to win back-to-back FCBA fights for the first time in her career. Lucy never found much luck on this side of the Atlantic but she always sells tickets so a promotional spot at the latest Queendom event remains well deserved for the Hampshire brunette.
Sara Jean Underwood wears a white bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose braid. Lucy Pinder wears a brown bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Hard pounding from the opening bell as both women have nothing to lose in all honesty so the action comes thick & fast if only the outright precision isn't quite there to inflict the early damage. Free swinging from both sides catches several single punches on target before Lucy goes off script and whacks the blonde on the chin to gain an advantage. Not quite the intention she hoped for but anything will do when you haven't won back-to-back fights in FCBA after all. Sara is too stunned to find immediate response and she gets bullied back to the ropes where she tries to embrace the somewhat chaotic charge of the British glamour model. Lucy lets her have it and pings a low belter on the groin amid a wild slugging push in the final minute and the CWF camp has seen enough of these hits to yell back at the ref when the bell ends the frantic opener.
Round 2:
Sara storms back to find a quick uppercut connection but Lucy rides the hot wave and settles down in similar slugging fashion to raise more noise around the MGM Grand. Both women keeps dishing out the heat and it's maybe telling why their records are what they are. They both think the other girl is the designated punchbag so why bother with caution? Fans get their money's worth here as the back & forth continues allthough there is no visible breakthrough in sight. Guess Pinder needs to smack one low again? She shoves the blonde onto the ropes late but fails to stamp her authority on the round and gets whacked in the liver area after Underwood connects with a desperate low charge in the closing seconds.
Round 3:
Al Lucy to open the third; she beats Sara for the uppercut blast and takes it from there gashing the enhanced cleavage from both sides until she forces the blonde out of the zone. Ugh! Sara almost stumbles to the side as she tries to adjust her stance and it only gets worse for her when the Hampshire tourist smacks another low shot that stays above the waist. Double ugh! Underwood trips back to the ropes and misses on a wild heave while Lucy glues her mitts on target and traps the suddenly ailing foe in the corner to deliver a heavy jug beating! Woof! Just like that Pinder is on the charge and she almost shoves Sara Jean through the ropes as the frantic slugging push leaves the Portland model hurting come the final stretch. Lucy rails her in the tits until the bell and that might have been her best offering since 'Loaded' days. Sara stares down the brunette and can't quite believe what is going on here...
Round 4:
BOOM! Lucy connects with another uppercut blast and simply tears the blonde's cleavage down in one-sided fashion. Uh-oh! Even the Vegas audience realizes the camel's back is about to break. Sara turns into a jug muggin' punchbag and can't even swing back at the English foe who razes on & off until she thumps one uppercut on the rack too many... DOWN GOES UNDERWOOD bursting into spasms and she is badly hurt here, folks!!! She drops to her back in spread eagle fashion and the ref duly waves off the count at six since there is no reaction from the fallen woman. KO4 Lucy Pinder!!!
AFTER: Not many fans & experts could have seen this beatdown coming but Lucy notches up her second win of the season and she wants to make Sara Jean feel all of it! She mounts the sobbing blonde and buries her head in that UK-famous rack before demanding a verbal admission of superiority. Sara has lost all the spice so she mumbles her surrender before enduring a lenghty smother as Lucy plays on with the Vegas crowd to the point TIG manager Melinda Messenger tells her to get on with it. No way back for Sara Jay who finally heads off into Unconsciousville and Tigress Uppercut Magazine wonder if going back to the ring so quickly after the Can-Am defeat actually hijacked the blonde's performance since she got soundly outclassed in the ring tonight against an otherwise subpar opponent!
Official Result: Lucy Pinder def. Sara Jean Underwood KO4. |
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