Kelly Rohrbach vs Miranda Kerr
(Lioness Club of America vs Downunder Boxing)
(36-20, 36 KO vs 23-20, 23 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Another battle of the models comes next with Kelly Rohrbach ready to take down the Aussie veteran Miranda Kerr who might be past-prime these days but remains a dangerous floater within the 130 lbs division. Miranda realizes that Kelly beat p4p Top Ten candidate Kendall Jenner last month but believes she can still upset the odds through sheer desire to grab that victory: "Moreover I think Kelly fits the cocky blonde tramp type, she thinks she's elite or something but there's a reason Vixens bet on Nina Agdal over her. That proved to be a correct long-term decision!" (winks).

Kelly doesn't want to hear another word about her former stablemate from Denmark and refuses to touch gloves with Kerr on top of "wiping that stupid grin off her face!". Uh-oh! Are we set for a grudge fight here?

Kelly Rohrbach wears an o red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Miranda Kerr wears a violet bikini set & golden gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Quick start from the blonde who shows no respect to the supermodel legend and bashes her up the middle in slugging fashion so Miranda simply has to react before she gets overrun back to the ropes. Her response doesn't quite meet the standard though and bounces off the blonde's forearms which only allows Rohrbach to rip more quick hooks on target and she rocks Kerr's head in back & forth fashion until she backs her onto the ropes wholesale. Miranda gets vocal as she tries to swing through the barrage but Kelly stamps her authority on this bout and lands more vicious strikes to drop the older model behind a desperate earmuff come the final stretch. Woof! Kelly keeps blasting hard leather and cripples the Aussie into loud spasms when the bell mercifully(?) ends the one-dimensional showdown.

Round 2:
Miranda hassles into immediate response since Kelly basically jumps the slugging gun herself and the initial tangle allows the older model to finally stick some meaningful leather into the American's face before she thumps her across the nasal ridge to cause a bit of an uproar in the stands. Kelly wobbles to her heels upon impact and has to fend off a hectic body assault as Kerr piles on the juice to make the most of this sudden opportunity. She pummels Rohrbach onto the ropes but gets clinched into safety and loses her momentum come the two-minute mark. Kelly remains trapped butt-in-ropes though and can't quite swing it over the top to release the Aussie pressure as Miranda leans on her with more body shots to maintain the upperhand for remainder of the round.

Round 3:
Another back & forth slugging to open the round but this time Kelly finds the money shot first and carves a couple of lumps on Miranda's face during a hectic phone booth dispute in the center of the ring. Miranda refuses to back off at first but the blonde's sheer power supply overwhelms her down the stretch anyway. Kelly cracks several clean hits as the Aussie high-guard goes AWOL and even a clinching attempt proves futile as Rohrbach rages on to trap the reeling brunette on the turnbuckle come the two-minute mark. One-way traffic is resumes with Kelly blasting away in supreme fashion and making Miranda look oh-so past-prime indeed. Nothing but the proverbial will power enables the Australian supermodel to stay on her feet however Kelly taunts her verbally at the bell and this fight might be heading for a quick finish according to BLONDE! Magazine social media play-by-play commentary.

Round 4:
Miranda jumps into all-or-nothing jabbing display but Kelly believes she can easily outmuscle her again and sets up a collision course when the Aussie suddenly ROCKS her with a genuine power punch on the left ear before dropping a hammer on the breasts moments later. Kelly stumbles to the side and raises her gloves too late to prevent Kerr from flushing a left hook on the jaw that DROPS the hitherto dominant blonde on her backside! Uh-oh!!! Where did that come from? LCA coach Claudia Schiffer almost fell off her post and Kelly is as shocked as anyone by the experience as she wipes a stain of blood from her lips. Miranda struts back to coach Nikki Visser but the Aussie hopes of a monster come-from-behind success are short-lived as the American rises to her feet at seven and signals to the crowd she's totally fine here. She jumps into immediate redemption but Miranda keeps her at bay in mid-distance which might be a mistake given the alleged momentum shift. Both models duke out several single shots from behind the guard but neither is able to gain a clear advantage for remainder of the round except for Claudia Schiffer sounding off during the interval like it's the end of the world.

Round 5:
Another slugging heater opens the fifth and it NAILS Miranda on the nose so hard she starts to bleed seconds into the round. Woof. Kelly cranks up even more point-blank range volume and rocks the brunette's head before spilling more blood onto the canvas. Someone looks really upset over that knockdown in the fourth and it spells doom for the Oz hopes as Miranda stops most of these punches with her face as her guard collapses again and this time Rohrbach has no mercy - she cuts the reeling veteran below the left eye and Kerr HAS TO TAKE A KNEE amid a flurry of head shots that turn her face into a swollen mess. Ugh! The only way is up.... or rather down as Miranda gets up at eight & a change but the referee calls for the doctor with a gaping wound under the left eye warranting a medical stoppage. And this proves to be the eventual decision with Miranda being too shaken up to even protest it. Likewise coach Visser accepts the fate when she notices how bad the cut actually is. TKO5 Kelly Rohrbach!!!

AFTER: The Vegas crowd enjoyed another blockbuster clash between two great models and one has to say Miranda still has some juice left in the tank despite nearing the cougar age zone. In fact Kelly still can't get over that knockdown and argues with coach Schiffer this lapse of concentration as she calls it might cost her a shot at silverware in the foreseeable future: "I didn't let Joy (Corrigan) into the Queen of the Beach event without having a better opportunity on the table. If there's anyone who has to strip the belts off Nina Agdal it's ME and me only! Grr... watch that Danish cow brag about that moment on social media soon. She has zero class if you ask me!"

Hey, Kelly! Nobody is asking you about the current lightweight champion so let it go... for the time being anyway!

Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Miranda Kerr TKO5 (Doctor Stoppage).