Body Saddle Bout
2. Megan Fox vs Jessica Lowndes
(VIXENs vs Lioness Club of America)
(77-35-1, 72 KO vs 60-33-1, 59 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Megan Fox has beaten Jessica Lowndes twice before and both fights had flyweight championship on the line but it's time for a Body Saddle contest tonight, something the buxom Canadian has never experienced in her lengthy career. Meanwhile Fox knocked out the bigger Jessica Alba and rode her around back in November thus she's more than ready to complete a hat-trick at the other Jessica's expense tonight.

Lowndes downplays her opponent's allegedly superior status and indicates she's slowed down with her schedule last season which indicates the wear & tear starts to affect the former two-time flyweight champion. No such worries for Megan who claims: "Jessie is slowing down ever since 90210 went off air, some chicks never rise above the CW level no matter how often they flash they cleavage around!" (giggles).

Megan Fox wears a black crop top, matching hot pants & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Jessica Lowndes wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica is well known for her furious starts but she meets her match in Megan who powers ahead with a steady jabbing rush and works the Canadian to the body before plugging her in the cleavage for a good measure. Jessica is happy to accept that challenge but Megan dominates her by the numbers in hot pursuit and smacks her on the nose a couple of times forcing the younger brunette to reboot her efforts. There is no underestimating Little Miss Foxy here however the VIX stunner only expands her advantage once she lands more clean shots into Lowndes' face and drills her to the body thereafter. Jessica bails out into a mid-distance comfort zone along the ropes which triggers some angry taunts from the VIX corner and Megan still clocks the reeling brunette with a fine combo to underline her superior performance in the opener.

Round 2:
Lowndes finds her response thumping the fellow brunette to the body and she manages to stuff the hitherto dominant girl on her heels but just misses out on a truly slam dunk drive despite putting all the required effort. Megan avoids getting trapped on the ropes and muscles her way into a stalemate safety only for Jessica to punk her in the stomach and land a not-so-stray elbow in the tits. Fight gets physical in the proverbial phone booth which fits the Canadian's regular tactics but Foxy is not to be denied as she drills the ribcage herself and tries to work Lowndes back to the turnbuckle regardless. A quick clash of heads slows the action down yet Jessica recovers first to slam a one-two series on the chin that finally wobbles Megan off her aggressive stance. She spends the final stretch circling around in avoidance with Jessica unable to do much about it.

Round 3:
More boxing in the phone booth next as Lowndes clobbers the fellow brunette's body and tries to find her measure right there until she backs the American onto the ropes. However Foxy remains a slippery customer in her late 30s and her spin moves would make some Disney princesses blush if only she limits the Canadian's slugging impact here tonight. Jessica powers ahead to sling her shots on target but she doesn't really hurt the older actress enough as the fight turns on the methodical turn that allows the performers to look good for stretches but Eva Mendes is getting restless in the LCA corner anyway so a late slugging push comes in handy when Lowndes blasts the Tennessee native back to the post and for once Fox takes a cross-checking heater on the mouth that slumps her in quiet spasms shortly before the bell.

Round 4:
Megan regains the early control by simply tackling the younger brunette to the body but it takes her a while before Jessica feels the proverbial heat as both women dish out plenty of slugs in the familiar phone booth before one of Foxy's drives drills through the Canadian solar plexus with the desired effect. Lowndes wobbles to her heels and has no real chance to match Megan's attacks while she fights to keep the balance; she ends up pounded back to the ropes where Fox only raises the slugging game and pummels the Canadian foe into a worrying standstill come the final minute. Megan slowing down? Don't bet your bowtie on this as she plugs the other girl both high & low and cripples her with a cherry shot on the liver area that slumps Jessica into loud spasms right at the bell.

Round 5:
Some angry voices in the LCA corner during the break and here comes Jessica with redemption on her mind; she works the uppercut route to connect with Megan's jugs before beating her for the overhand pounce and she finds the haymaker junior grade on the right ear that spins Foxy back to the ropes. Ugh! The 'Black Rose' needs a refill here while Lowndes mauls her from point-blank range and there's little sympathy on display as the destruction protocol is engaged... Megan tries to fire back through the leather haze but only grazes the Canadian's forearms while eating more hooks on target... one.. two... make that three hard slugs on the mouth that descends into a swollen mess but there's one more to come that finds the navel and the low harpoon does the trick FORCING MEGAN ONTO HER KNEES deep into the final minute. Uh-oh! Jessica taunts the VIX corner as she seemingly scores the all-important breakthrough if only bell comes to Foxy's rescue before she can be finished off for good! Eva Mendes might as well bring out the saddle...

Round 6:
Megan recovers her poise during the interval and decides to embrace the looming slugfest as Jessica is all ready to blow her up now... a frantic collision course in the center of the ring provides mucho fireworks and Lowndes doesn't hold back in her pursuit of that elusive Foxy scalp. She knocks her lips into more swelling but then gets caught out with a harpoon switch herself while Megan pours on with the response and digs a cheeky elbow in the chest to set up a one-two blast on the chin. Ugh! You can almost hear those cracked bones up north in Vancouver and Lowndes is HURT upon impact... she slumps to the side with a whimper as her gloves go astray as well... here comes Foxy and she SMOKES the stunned Canadian on the chin one more time.... DAYYYUUUMMMM!!!! Lowndes hits the bricks in dead meat fashion and how do you like her now? Big time recovery from the VIXEN's finest and the saddle is coming from the other corner after all since Jessica is NOT getting up here anytime soon!!! KO6 Megan Fox in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: The hat-trick is complete! Vanessa Hudgens could nevah... oh well, maybe only she could BUT it's almost as official as it can be that Megan Fox owns the Lioness Alpha taking her down for the third time in their careers. Uh-oh! There will be no sugar-coating this result despite the knockdown in the fifth. Megan remains the supreme puncher and now she uses the help of stablemates Eden Cohen and Luisana Lopilato who try to revive this broken down mare as Lowndes was basically knocked out cold. When she wakes up she's got the blue & silver saddle wrapped around her waist and she's in perfect position - on all fours - to perform her duty. Luisana hands over some cherished whip from the Argentine pampas (original joint, not some vaquero plastic toy for the tourists) and the merry round is on with Jessica getting slapped on her butt as she completes one circle dragging her forearms in the process. This is an old mare rather than a filly but it doesn't take anything away from the VIXENs joy until Lowndes simply collapses under Megan's weight half-way through the fourth turn. Ouch! She did her best but this will go down as one of her worst boxing nights in recent memory!

Official Result: Megan Fox def. Jessica Lowndes KO6.