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6 May 2023 Sara Jean Underwood vs Emmanuelle Chriqui

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CAN-AM Border Bash PPV

Posted by Celebrity Wrestling Federation on 6 May 2023 at 3:06 am

Tale of the Tape:

Sara Jean Underwood (5-16-0, 5 KO)
5'3, 39 years old
Team America

vs.

Emmanuelle Chriqui (2-7-0, 2 KO)
5'3, 45 years old
Team Canada

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 22nd appearance in the ring, the former Playmate of the Year. Please welcome the Portland, Oregon native, standing 5 foot 3, weighing in at 110 pounds, SARA JEANNNN UNNNNDERWOOD!!"

Outfits:
In a downhill run that few saw coming, the embattled Sara Jean Underwood had a chance to CLINCH the Border Bash for the Americans in just the fourth fight of the evening. Pelas, Turner, and Justice, who had been victorious in the first three bouts, now joined their corner after a brief cleanup backstage; buoying an anxious Underwood as she shuffled in her corner and waited for the visitor Chriqui to arrive.

The former Playmate’s petite, yet shapely frame was tightly twined in a thin, sheer mesh bikini that bit into her bronzed skin; her playful, shoulder-length locks twirling and bouncing with every stride down the ramp. Underwood shamelessly overflowed out the top and bottom of the thin-banded tube top fastened around her heaving C-cups; her curvy hips and plump cheeks devouring the string thong bottoms that flossed between her thighs.

Chriqui finally made her way to the ring in a thin, lycra micro bikini top. A pair of cheek-hugging booty shorts matched the gold sheen of her tiny bra; the frayed bottoms not making it more than halfway down her ass, failing to cover or contain her plump cheeks. Despite sporting only two career victories, one of those happened to be against Underwood of all people in 2013. A fifth round TKO stoppage had left some simmering bad blood in the mouth of the Playmate, and now Sara had quite a dramatic stage to atone for the early-career embarrassment.

Round 1:
Even with a two year layoff, it was Chriqui who came out a woman possessed; shredding the blonde’s single-ply defenses and erupting with a ruinous uppercut just thirty seconds in. Underwood hadn’t even broken a sweat yet and she was already twisted up in the ropes, an armpit snagging the top band to hang upright as Emmanuelle bounced titanic hooks and straight rights off her bountiful chest, nearly jiggling her C-cups free of their belted confines. A polishing left cross swept across the Playmate’s jaw and slung her across the ring, drunkenly stammering into the corner post just seconds after the bell rang out, somehow still on her feet despite the brunette’s vicious efforts. Looks like Canada isn’t quite ready to throw in the towel, as Chriqui makes a statement in the first, 10-8.

Round 2/3:
While record and past performance might not suggest that Underwood was indeed the better fighter, her corner sure fed her a convincing case in the intermission. Emboldened by their encouragement, Underwood seized total control and put Chriqui’s offense in a vacuum; shunting every bit of attempted aggression from the brunette and answering with a blunt rebuttal of her own. Underwood fed sturdy, unexpected lefts into the Canadian’s crunching belly; deviating from the scouting report that said she historically favored her right by a wide margin. Chriqui was often caught leaning, her torso victimized by brutal, sweeping left hooks to the navel that backed her across the ring. Underwood didn’t lose an ounce of conviction during the intermission, as she instead just piled even more pressure onto the mounting shoulders of Chriqui. A controlling stream of lefts were interrupted by wild, delirious overhands from the right; thundering against the brunette’s temple and knocking her from rope-to-rope. Underwood storms back and follows a 10-9 round in the second with a 10-8 round in the third, snagging the lead.

Round 4:
After a promising start to the fourth where Chriqui broke up some of Underwood’s pressure with a decent flurry; from her back heel Sara batted away a lacking hook from the brunette and stuffed a brutal, crunchy right uppercut down her throat. The wounded Hab looked dazed and lost as she wheeled through a desperate, gutless claw attempt at Underwood’s chest; trying and failing to stall the momentum with a devious wardrobe malfunction. Building a full head of steam in three straight rounds, Sara just kept coming; finally out of her own head and able to let the fists fly with no mentals in the way. The official’s eye was dead-focused on a floundering Chriqui, just waiting for one final slobberknocker from the relentless blonde to call off the dogs; only Underwood could never find the mark. Emmanuelle was gassed as the last few seconds expired, dipping through a calamitous overhand that whooshed over her head before Underwood crashed into her, body-to-body. The intertwined beauties awkwardly spilled into the corner as time expired, exchanging a chesty shove as Underwood didn’t go quietly to her corner after spending a few extra seconds straddling the downed brunette. Underwood is on a heater, taking another 10-8 round.

Round 5:
Finally managing to somewhat cauterize the bleeding, Chriqui survived the first minute of the round without taking damage; something she hadn’t managed to do since the first. Underwood’s aggression had reached its pinnacle, as she was now carelessly firing un-tethered leather in Chriqui’s general direction without much purpose or precision. Aim was secondary as Sara tossed crooked hooks and flashy uppercuts, failing to connect with anything of substance as Emmanuelle chugged along taking points where she could get them. It wasn’t much for the brunette, but her honest work led to an advantage on the scorecard. She’d need more style points, but it was a step in the right direction after leaking points the previous three rounds. Chriqui narrowly, 10-9.

Round 6:
Both fighters were up and churning toward center-ring as soon as the bell sounded; a proverbial clash of Titans as the two strode into a voracious trade. It was Underwood that threw first, slinging a meaty left hook into the brunette’s lower rib cage. Chriqui crunched her midsection with a noticeable wince, leaning awkwardly sideways before ripping an undeterred right hook toward Underwood’s bosom. Already cocking a loaded right cross, the blonde let out a muted, guttural; “Hnnnnngggghhh… GGGOOOHHHHH” as the brunette’s hook pierced her golden orb, pancaking Underwood’s ample, overflowing tit to her sternum. Drowning out her mewling was a second, amplified crack of flesh as Chriqui rotated through a thumping overhand to the lips; bouncing Sara’s sweat-soaked, shoulder-length locks. The blonde’s back heel skid across the slippery canvas, her arms stiffening before falling away to her sides, her torso shimmying with a crippled convulsion before she concaved inward and tipped flat to her backside.

There was an explosion of limbs and sweat as Underwood unraveled and sprawled spread eagle at Chriqui’s feet; the jarring bounce of her lifeless frame sloshing one of her tits free from the thin banded tube top wrapped around her swelling chest.

1… 2… 3… Underwood’s mascara-smeared bulbs fluttered and rolled as her mouth fell slack-jawed, her belly frantically panting as she floundered on her back, spasming as Chriqui confidently straddled her hip, positive the vacant blonde was done.

4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, EMMANUELLE CHRIQQQQQQUIIIIIIII!!!!"

Post Fight:
Barely bothering to wait for the final ‘10’, Chriqui sensually arched at the waist and craned down to scoop up a handful of Underwood’s curly, golden locks; lawn-chairing the twitching blonde off the canvas. Underwood gutturally grunt and spasmed, her belly crunching as Emmanuelle awkwardly held her up by the scalp, playfully striking a pose and throwing up a ‘deuce’ to signify her dominance over the felled blonde for a second time. Team Canada has momentarily staved off a sweep, but there’s plenty of work left to do.

Can-Am Border Bash: Team America (3) vs. Team Canada (1)